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James told funny jokes in English.

1. One day, a reporter surrounded Bosh and asked who you would save if James and Wade fell into the water at the same time! The eunuchs around were unhappy and said how to ask such a stupid question. Then Bosh spoke: save Wade! As soon as this was said, eunuchs around the dog greeted Bosh's parents. Isn't this an idiot? Anyway, James is better than Wade. He wants to save James. Bosh saw the eunuchs' doubts and added: Because James will hold Wade's thigh tightly! Suddenly, people around were impressed by Bosh's wit, and the applause lasted for a long time. There was no thigh and no basketball.

A reporter asked James, "Excuse me, Mr. James, who do you think is closer to Jordan, you or Durant?" Many people wonder: how to ask such a question? Everyone cares what James says. James said affirmatively, "Me." There was an uproar and a lot of discussion. James saw everyone's doubts and added, "I am 2.03 meters tall and Durant is 2.06 meters tall." Suddenly the applause thundered. James's wit touched everyone present and the applause lasted for a long time.

3. A reporter asked James: "Excuse me, Mr. James, why do you only have two frontcourt rebounds in 18 rebounds?" Many people want to know: how can you ask such a question? Everyone cares what James says. James said positively, "You are wrong." There was an uproar and a lot of discussion. James saw everyone's doubts and added: "What are the skills to grab teammates' frontcourt rebounds? I grabbed 16 opponents' frontcourt rebounds. " Suddenly the applause thundered. James's wit touched everyone present and the applause lasted for a long time.

4. A reporter asked Mo Williams, "Excuse me, Mr. Williams, why did you call you' no biography'?" Many people wonder: how to ask such a question? Everyone cares what Williams says. Williams said with a look of injustice: "This is a conditioned reflex formed by being a teammate with James for a long time." There was an uproar and a lot of discussion. Williams saw everyone's doubts and added, "Every time I pass the ball to James at a critical moment, James will always pass it back to me immediately, and you will gradually become passers-by." Suddenly the applause thundered. Mo Williams' frankness touched everyone present, and the applause lasted for a long time.