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Words that make people happy and sultry
1. You are the rain in my dry years. You come to me so much that I can’t even get sick. 2. Those who have money will eventually get married, and those who have no money will eventually become house slaves. 3. Nowadays, when college students are full and have nothing to do, they just want to find a boyfriend or girlfriend. And I'm more awesome, I can't eat enough. 4. You know... someone as ugly as you will definitely not be able to get married... What should I do? I've sacrificed myself! 5. Thank you for your smile, which confused my youth. 6. Smirking is not something you are born with, but started from the moment I fell in love with you. 7. Thank you for your smile, which once disturbed my years. 8. Wait for me. I’ll wash my hair first and then I’ll love you. 9. If you annoy me, if you annoy me again, marry me. 10. Do you have a map? What's wrong? I'm lost in your eyes. 11. I love you is a disease, the doctor said it is a terminal illness. 12. Can you play the guitar? No; then how did you touch my heartstrings. 13. The strongest wine in the world is your gentleness as you lower your head and smile. 14. For people like you, I have nothing to talk about except love. 15. You must not be fat, otherwise no one will believe you are a beggar when you are poor. 16. Looking at you smiling, I suddenly realize that I am really the happiest person in the world. 17. With you, you are everything to me; without you, everything to me is you! 18. Are you targeting me like this because you want to sleep with me? 19. It is said that brothers are like brothers and sisters, and women are like clothes. Since I had you, I finally don’t have to run around naked. Thank you, my dear! 20. “A boy you’ve known for a day may have known you for a long time.” 21. Meeting you has spent all my luck, and I will never have the chance to get the multiple choice question right again. 22. It’s a pity that I can no longer say gentle words. 23. You look so cute when you eat. Have you practiced? 24. I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings. 25. Yes, I just like you, hopelessly. What, you don’t accept it? Even if you don’t accept it, you also like me! 26. Girls always collapse in details, and boys will find details in collapse. 27. Life is short. If you should cherish it, don’t keep it neither close nor far away. I just want to hold you tighter. 28. I thought that as long as I was serious enough, I would be treated right. 29. Why are you so vulgar? You always post selfies. My hands are sore after watching them several times. 30. In order to prevent me from spending money randomly again this month, I spent all the money in advance. Words that make people happy and provocative 2 1. Let’s fall in love together when we have time, but when we don’t, I will continue to have a crush on you. 2. In fact, when I am sad, I just want a simple hug and 10 million in cash. 3. Just wait, one day you will be my son’s mother! 4. Meeting you in the vast sea of ??people is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true love. 5. Life is always a mess, but fortunately I make up for it with eating and sleeping. 6. I won’t post on Moments anymore. You will slowly understand the feeling of missing me. 7. I planted a seed of reading many years ago, but it is still a seed to this day. 8. I said I loved him, so I came. He said I didn’t love him anymore, so I stayed away. 9. I hope that one day, I won’t have to say good night to you on the phone, you will be by my side. 10. When you want to get married, just tell me and I will marry you. 11. Let me do a magic trick for you. What? Become super fond of you. 12. My mother said that when I grow up, she will marry me to you. 13. The feeling I want is one you, one heart, one heart and one mind, for a lifetime. 14. Buy an oversized diaper to make up for the loss of my childhood. 15. People who don’t like me will put trouble in your heart, and I feel really comfortable. 16. I just like you, I just love you, it’s none of your business! 17. It’s a nice day today. I wonder if something will fall off. 18. I went to the hospital today. The doctor said I had hypoglycemia and needed a few sweet words. 19. I once wanted to be a troubled boy, but I have lived according to the rules for so many years. 20. Just be aggrieved and fall into my hands. 21. I love you, and no one can prove it, but this love is like a whale in the sea, like a bird jumping into the forest, it is inevitable and there is no way to retreat. 22. Your smile is extremely warm and contagious. I hope you can become my sunshine. 23. Forgive me for not being able to give you an eternal promise, but I will give you my whole life. 24. You don’t need to open your mouth, I and everything in the world will rush to you. 25. It’s none of your business that I like you. If you have the ability, you can also like me and give it a try. 26. Actually, there is an angle from which I look handsome, but you just didn’t find it.
27. Eat a big bucket of popcorn with you, drink a huge glass of juice with you, and walk with you no matter how long the road ahead is. 28. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no other choice but to grow old together! 29. My dear, you are my linear regression equation. Without you, I would always be just some scattered scattered points with no backbone. 30. I feel miserable every year when I work. I work overtime every day like a monkey. I work overtime without getting paid. I get scolded every day for no reason. Funny and provocative. Word 3 1. Don’t be afraid. There will always be someone who stays up late to accompany you, pick you up when it rains, and say I love you. Good things are always the best. 2. I will definitely take good care of you. I won’t let you cook, become bad, do housework, or like others. 3. Why do I suddenly miss you so much? In fact, I have always been in my heart. 4. Your words have been locked in my memory, so you can keep the key for me forever. 5. Let’s be friends! Why? Because love is about to begin. 6. If someone asks me why I love you, I think I can only answer this: because it is you, because it is me. 7. When you realize that you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you will want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. 8. Your smile is very warm and contagious. I hope you can become my sunshine. 9. What I want is very simple: candy in my pocket, ink in my belly, work in my hands, money in my card, and you in the future. 10. Meeting you in the vast sea of ??people is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true love. 11. The world is a love letter, I love you without end. 12. Things must be prioritized, you first, then the whole world. 13. It’s you when I sleep, it’s you when I wake up, it’s you everywhere, I miss you when I eat, I miss you when I walk, I still miss you when I look through the autumn water. 14. My heart beats for you every day, I am touched by you every moment, and I worry about you every second. It feels so good to have you. 15. I still like you very much, like the starlight falling into my eyes, a glance thousands of miles away. 16. If you can, take care of yourself, otherwise just let me take care of you! 17. The love I want is you, one heart, one heart and one mind, for a lifetime. 18. I have loneliness and strong alcohol. Do you want to go with me? 19. One you, one me, one heart, never letting go, never turning around, together for a lifetime, this is the love I want. 20. My dear, you are my linear regression equation. Without you, I would always be just some scattered scattered points with no backbone. 21. My dear, you are A and I am X. Without you, A raised to the power of X can never always be greater than zero. 22. I miss you deeply and miss you many times. As time goes by, you will still be the most beautiful. Looking back is more charming, holding hands will always be with you. Walk slowly with you until the mountains have no edges. 23. After I met you, all the steadfast ideals I had before were gone. It turns out that you are a wonderful surprise that exceeded all my expectations. 24. You said you were good-looking and I tolerated it. You still look the way I like. What do you want me to do? 25. Meeting you has taken all my luck. As long as I see you, no matter how bad it is, I will smile. 26. I miss you sometimes, often and occasionally. 27. The sequel of love is about to be staged, and the definition of happiness is written by oneself. 28. Be your exception and achieve your happiness in the world. 29. I don’t want to hug others because there is no heartbeat for you. 30. I want to give you tenderness, and I also want to be taken care of by you. 31. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly felt that a hundred years of life are nothing more than this; the vicissitudes of life are only a few moments. 32. Give me your hand and I will hold your hand so that you will never be afraid again. I will be your strongest support in this life. 33. If a person is in love, he will not ask for a thing to be reasonable, and there will be no reason between lovers. 34. Come into my arms, the moon will not hold you, time will abandon you, but I love you. 35. Love is just a hundred years and love between two people. I am willing to entrust my hundred years to you. You don’t have to do anything, just keep my hundred years. 36. Your flowing eyes and knowing smile are better than thousands of dialogues; your true feelings conveyed without words are worth thousands of words. 37. Can you be more careful when walking in the future? It all hits my heart. 38. Let’s get married. I don’t want anyone else except you. 39. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed and you won’t get lost. 40. Forgive me for not being able to give you an eternal promise, but I will give you my whole life.
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