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Zhang Shufen entered the city.
? Later, the relative of this relative moved to an older and bigger city, which my father said. At that time, Zhang Shufen didn't quite understand how big the bigger city was, just thought that after the relatives of this relative moved away, they might not have the chance to go to that city again.
? 14 years old, I don't know if it is lucky or unlucky. Zhang Shufen's mother got a disease, saying it's not big or small, but there is definitely no way to cure it in that village. So in the name of accompanying her mother to see a doctor, Zhang Shufen went to the city again. But the city I saw this time seems a little different from the city I saw for the first time. 14 of her age, she should have grown a lot, and she should be able to cross those roofs without raising her neck too high. What she doesn't understand is that no matter how high her neck is, she can't see the house behind the house.
? Zhang Shufen is 0/8 years old this year. After graduating from high school, he has no intention of continuing his college education. Because although the family is not a poor family in the village, it will still be a little difficult for Zhang Shufen and her younger brother, who are two years younger than her, to go to college. In her father's words, it is useful for boys to read more books, and girls can marry better in the future. So this opportunity to go to college was naturally left to her younger brother.
? Zhang Shufen is not as eager to go to school as other rural children. She doesn't have much opinion about giving her brother a chance to continue studying.
? So Zhang Shufen, who didn't take part in the college entrance examination, began to plan his own way out. She still doesn't want to stay in this backcountry, although this person has no strong ambition. But after all, for a young man of her age, there is no ambition or curiosity. She has no time to see the city that she has only been to twice, because it is a business trip. Nothing left any impression except the increasingly high chopping block in the cement room.
? Out of pure curiosity, Zhang Shufen decided to set out.
? Her father went to an acquaintance of a villager to help Zhang Shufen find a job as a waiter in a restaurant. 1500 yuan's monthly salary is not much, but it feels good for Zhang Shufen.
Zhang Shufen bumped all the way and finally reached his destination. When I walked out of the station, I saw a short and chubby young man looking around with a cardboard with his name on it. Zhang Shufen carried his backpack on his shoulder. When the stout man turned his eyes to her direction, he opened his arms and waved hard twice. The man saw it and waved back to her.
? Approached, Zhang Shufen saw the man's face, which is a standard Chinese character face. Because of overweight, the face looks a little round. Although the eyes are not big, it is intense, and the nose looks a little small. If you look closely, you will feel less like a man's nose, and your lips are not thick or thin. Zhang Shufen thinks that her facial features are very good except that she is a little fat.
? The man kindly helped Zhang Shufen unload the bag from his shoulder and carry it on his back, and then introduced himself: "I'm Qin Shui, and I'm here to take you to my uncle's hotel." Zhang Shufen nodded and smiled at him.
? Zhang Shufen and Qin Shui walked out of the station side by side. Standing on the street corner, Qin Shui began to look for a taxi. While looking at the busy street, he said to Zhang Shufen, "The restaurant is a little far from the station, so it's inconvenient for you to wait for the bus with your big bags and small bags. Let's take a taxi back. "
? Zhang Shufen also don't know what "taxi" means, anyway, also silly to wait for a while and then nodded and agreed with him.
There are many people at the station, so it seems that this "reality" is not very easy to fight. Qin Shui craned his neck and stared at the road for a long time for fear of missing an empty car, but there was no car after waiting for a long time. Zhang Shufen is a natural person. She's not worried at all. She felt that she didn't know the way anyway, so she waited patiently.
? Qin Shui couldn't get a taxi for a long time, and it wasn't a problem to stand still, so he continued to watch the road and chat with Zhang Shufen.
? "I heard from my uncle that you just graduated from high school this year?"
? Zhang Shufen gently ordered a brief nod.
? "Why don't you want to go to college?"
? "Let my brother continue to read, I don't really want to read. It is still very difficult at home. "
? Qin Shui gave a thoughtful "Oh", feeling as if he was not a very talkative person, so he didn't say more. Go back and continue to concentrate on the empty cars that may appear on the road at any time.
? Finally, Qin Shui finally found an empty car and stopped quickly. He opened the back door, let Zhang Shufen sit in first, motioned the driver to open the trunk, and then helped Zhang Shufen put the luggage in. He opened the driver's door and got in. After slamming the door, he reported a place name to the driver and the car set off.
? Sitting in a taxi, Zhang Shufen paid close attention to the pedestrian streets, shops and roadside vegetation covered with thick dust.
? She didn't talk to Qin Shui. She just observed the city that seems to have changed a lot.
? This is the first time for Zhang Shufen to sit in a car with such a small space. Besides, she doesn't usually take the bus. After a while today, she got off the minibus, got on the bus and took a taxi. After tossing down, she began to feel a little dizzy and her stomach churned.
? Although Zhang Shufen is a girl, she has never been hurt by illness since she was a child, so she soon ignored this little discomfort.
? The car has been driving for about 20 minutes. Zhang Shufen took the initiative to say to Qin Shui for the first time: "Will this car take a long time?"
? "About 40 minutes, because the restaurant and the station are in the opposite direction, the sitting time is a little longer."
Zhang Shufen softly oh, and then looked out of the window in silence.
? After half an hour, Zhang Shufen gradually felt that she could no longer ignore the feelings in her stomach. I won't get carsick, she thought, so she quickly rubbed her stomach, took a deep breath and wanted to roll down the window. When she was about to reach out and shake the handle by the door, she suddenly found that she couldn't find the rotating handle.
? She wanted to crank the window, but God knows how this Zhang Shufen gave birth to a respectable character. She felt that the driver and Qin Shui would laugh at her if she asked this question, so she swallowed the question and the discomfort reflected in her stomach abruptly.
? After some self-struggle, Zhang Shufen finally felt that he couldn't stand it. The car stopped and they arrived.
Qin Shui asked the driver to open the trunk and pay the fare. Zhang Shufen can't wait to rush out of the car.
As soon as she came out, she began to breathe the relatively fresh air outside the car, but when she breathed hard, she always felt that the air was not so clean and had a vague sense of turbidity.
? Before she could savor the turbid air, Qin Shui had helped her lift the box and called her away. She touched her chest and quickly followed Qin Shui.
? After a few steps, she followed Qin Shui to the door of the restaurant, which is a fairly imposing restaurant specializing in seafood.
? Follow Qin Shui all the way, looking in all directions. At this time, it was dinner, steaming everywhere, and there was a sound of yelling.
? "Waiter, add some water!"
? "Waiter, one more dish!"
? "Waiter, bring another case of beer!"
? Qin Shui said hello to Zhang Shufen. Through these noisy voices, he hurried to a relatively quiet office at the back of the hall. Qin Shui greeted the people inside. "Got it." The people inside wouldn't let Zhang Shufen in, so they said to Qin Shui, "I'm a little busy now. Please take her to the staff dormitory first. "
? "Very good."
? So Qin Shui took Zhang Shufen through the kitchen and went out the back door.
? Zhang Shufen was a little confused by these messy sights and sounds.
? She has basically followed Qin Shui completely silently and asked him to take her anywhere.
After walking for about 10 minutes, they entered a building. Qin Shui skillfully took her into the elevator, where there were three other people. A young couple, two very close together whispering something, a tall boy with black-rimmed eyes and headphones in his ears. Zhang Shufen looked at Qin Shui and pressed the bright No.23 key. How high is the 23rd floor? He was dizzy when he came in and didn't lift his head all the way. He doesn't know how high the building he came in is. But when Zhang Shufen was thinking about this problem, she found that 23 didn't seem to be the largest number. Looking down the rows of numbers, 30 is the last number.
It's hard for Zhang Shufen to imagine what it's like to be on the 30th floor, because when he first entered the city, he went to the fifth floor of his relatives' house and stood on the balcony.
? Others have run over their own floors. After the elevator door closed, the elevator began to rise, and Zhang Shufen suddenly felt an uncomfortable sense of oppression. In addition, her groggy skull became heavier, and the churning feeling in her stomach, which had already subsided slightly, became worse.
? Zhang Shufen felt a little stuffy and his forehead began to sweat. She rubbed her stomach to relieve this intense discomfort, but the closed environment of the elevator made her have no chance to breathe. Somehow she felt that her mouth was beginning to spit.
? She longed for the elevator to reach the 23rd floor, so she looked up at the number on the top of the elevator door, but somehow it changed so slowly. I don't know how to get here. A sense of time of 5 to 6 looks as long as 5- 10.
? Qin shui just silently looked at the change of the elevator digital table at this moment, and did not notice the discomfort around him.
? The two lovers continued to tease each other, and the students were intoxicated by the wonderful music in the headphones.
? They didn't realize at all that things that they would never have expected in their lives would happen in this small iron box.
? As the elevator slowly rose to15th floor, Zhang Shufen felt that his last line of defense had collapsed. She retched, but before the other four people in the elevator reflected the meaning of retching, she had amazed herself with a big bowl of noodles cooked by her mother this morning and steamed bread, pickles and eggs she ate in the car at noon.
She suddenly felt an ambivalence of embarrassment and relaxation, but she didn't seem to have time to take care of this ambivalence because the second wave rushed out of her mouth. This Zhang Shufen is really relaxed, as if his head is not so heavy.
? At this point, the other four people were completely stunned by what happened in front of them, but the shock didn't last long, because they were smoked by the ensuing sour smell and had no time to analyze what happened in front of them with their brains. First of all, the woman in the couple couldn't stand such nausea, retched a few times and began to vomit. Then the student kept retching and finally failed to hold on. He bowed his back and spit it out. The man in the couple wanted to endure it, but in the face of such a huge and magnificent vomiting scene, no ordinary person could endure it and spit it out in minutes.
? Of course, Qin's water failed to resist this intense smell, and then it vomited.
? At this time, Zhang Shufen calmed down. She wiped the vomit left on her mouth with her sleeve and stared at the four people who vomited in front of her with a guilty face.
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