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Why is the salary of teachers about to rise?

Reason 1: adaptation source: Su Shi's "Water Tune" "When is the money? I don't know how much it can go up. When did you get it? I want to ask in a low voice, but I am afraid that others will laugh. It's really cold to think about it. It seems that it will always be a dream, some people say in He Nai. If you want to be calm, the waves will rise and you will be annoyed. There should be no cheating. Why do you always write bad checks? People have wives and children, and their families need sauce, vinegar, oil and salt. This matter is old and difficult. I hope people will last for a long time and pay more! " Reason 2: Adapted from: Zhu Ziqing's "Spring" Looking forward to, looking forward to, the standard has come out, and the pace of salary increase is near. Everything looked like I had just woken up, and I opened my eyes with joy. Prices have gone up, house prices have gone up, teachers' salaries have gone up, and teachers cheered happily. Standards have been sneaking out of government documents, bidding documents and green. On the internet, on TV, in the newspaper, look, there are many wages to be raised. The municipal government, the education bureau and the finance bureau, you won't let me, and I won't let you, all striving to be the leaders of teachers' salary increase. High standards scare people, low standards scare people. There is something sweet in the standard. Close your eyes, it seems that all teachers in China are getting a raise, teachers are getting a raise, and teachers are getting a raise! Under the salary increase, hundreds of teachers shouted, and teachers of all sizes flew around. The standard of salary increase is everywhere: this kind of thing, that kind of thing, scattered all over the country, like eyes, like stars, still blinking ... reason 3: adaptation source: spring story 1994 It was a spring, and a teacher made a wish, and the salary of teachers could not be lower than that of civil servants. Miraculously, many people apply for normal universities and normal colleges. Spring thunder wakes up inside and outside the campus, and spring warms people's hearts. Teachers, teachers, you have taken a new step in teaching and educating people. You have taken a new step in teaching and educating people! Step into the spring of educational reform. Another spring in 2006, a compulsory education law made a promise: teachers' salaries are not lower than those of civil servants, and the journey of curriculum reform set sail. The spring breeze wrinkled a pool of spring water, and the spring fog covered the teacher's eyes. Teachers, teachers, you have launched a new picture of curriculum reform. You have unfolded a new picture of curriculum reform and held out colorful spring. In 2009, another spring came, and there was a decision to make an oath that teachers' salaries should not be lower than those of civil servants, and teachers' money prospects were promising. The spring breeze blows again, and the spring thunder rings again. When can the spring rain really nourish teachers' hearts? Teacher, teacher, you have taken a proud step, you have taken a proud step and entered the colorful spring. Reason 4: Adapted from Random Bomb Teacher 1. Continue to dream about performance pay. The old man was dying and said to his grandson with trembling lips, "The child's salary ... and so on ... has been put forward, so you must write it ... in writing ... and burn it to me." I want to invest below. " The child said, "Don't worry, Grandpa, I will try my best to live to that day." Grandpa closed his eyes with satisfaction after listening to his grandson. Decades later, a dying old man knelt in front of his grave and burst into tears: "Grandson, I have been waiting for a salary increase for teachers for so many years. I am ashamed of my ancestors! " Say that finish, anger toward, the whole body quiver two quiver will not move. Those eyes are still wide open and die unsatisfied! ! Grandson died and went to heaven. One day, he met God. God said, "I can grant you one wish." He said, "Can you sink the island of Japan?" God said, "This is too difficult. Change it. " Sun Tzu added, "Then I'll give my teacher a raise." God wiped the sweat from his head and said, "What's your last wish? Bring me the globe and let me have a look … "2. The teacher is looking for the moon. A group of teachers came to the well. They saw the performance pay in the well and shouted, "Oh, no! ! ! ! The salary to be raised fell into the well! Come on! Let's fish it up! ! ! ! "Then, the old teacher hung upside down on the tree, holding the big teacher's feet, and the other teachers followed one after another, one after another, until they reached the well. Just when they felt that they were going to raise their wages, the old teacher looked up and found that performance pay was hanging in the sky. The last teacher shouted excitedly, "Don't be silly! The salary to be raised is still hanging in the sky!