Some funny jokes about animals.

1, Octopus: Wash your hands before and after meals? Which hand to wash? 2, elephant: wearing a mask, joking, how to wear it? 3. mantis: it's broken. I really shouldn't block the car. 4. Black Rabbit: Doctor, I can bear it. Tell me honestly, is my pink eye incurable? 5. Chicken: By the way, is corn paste for chicken eyes? 6. Dragon: My eyes can't be confused. Giraffe: My blood pressure is very high. 8. Mouse: Fellow citizens, don't steal oil, be careful of hyperlipidemia. 9. Crow and Sparrow: Why can't we make a sound? 10, Rat: I am nearsighted and can only see one inch. 1 1, snake: write me liposuction, you can make snake ointment. 12, Bear: Where can I find the hibernating spirit? 13, Mosquito: Blood drawing must hit the nail on the head. 14, cicada: I'm infusion. Woodpecker: I heard a noise in the tree. 16, Bee: It's really annoying. Do you think I want to give you an injection? 17, Mosquito: I had an injection and it didn't hurt at all. 18, Silkworm: I have a pregnancy reaction and always want to throw up. Look, I threw up all over the room. 19, cow: itchy skin. I don't think I have psoriasis, do I? 20. Mule: I have infertility, and my parents are not close relatives. 1 1. Dog: During the day, I stood at the door-the clinic; At night, I sleep in the hospital yard. 12, Spider: Welcome all mosquitoes to register online. 13, Fish: Please queue up for registration and file. 14, Tortoise: The rabbit's illness is acute. 15, White Rabbit: Tortoise's disease is chronic and active. 16, Fox: What a nice grape. It contains a lot of glucose, but I have diabetes and don't want to eat it. 17, Monkey: Whether to chop and change depends on the doctor's opinion. 18, Bat: My ultrasonic wave is called Bat Ultrasound, which is abbreviated as B-ultrasound. 19, elephant: I have a cold and my nose is blocked. Let me get a bucket of nasal drops. 20. Niu: I have two stomachs that hurt when I am hungry, and the other two hurt when I am full. The doctor asked me to take two kinds of medicine, but how do I know which stomach the medicine will go into? 2 1, fly: glasses? Do you know how many eyes I have? 22. Snake: Dermatologist, why do I always molt? Tiger: Dentist, I've been waiting until now. Why didn't anyone pull my tooth? 24. Crocodile: Ophthalmologist, my eyes are always watering. Is it trachoma? 25. Orangutan: Why is my face red? I must have scarlet fever. 26. Mouse: You asked me why I always grind my teeth. I can't help it Bone hyperplasia. 27. Firefly: Ask me what light I emit. I don't get it, do I? If you don't know, it's called X-ray 28. Toad: Do I have acne or impetigo? Who can do something? 29. Frog: Your acne is hereditary. Unless you change your genes, you can't cure it. Funny signature www.qqyjx.com humorous animal's inner entanglement. Everyone lamented: "It is easy to stay at home for a thousand days, but difficult to go out for a day"!

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