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The sixty-fourth floor sofa
You really didn't see it? Ah.
Zhang zhen creates works and Zhang zhen tells stories. The name of this story is: sofa.
This is what happened when Wang Qian and her boyfriend went crazy to buy a new house. One day, when Wang Qian and her boyfriend saw the furniture store, it was nearly ten o'clock at night, and the shutter door of the furniture store had been put down by half. At that time, Wang Qian was worried about the lack of a chic single person sofa in his study. The janitor's face, the furniture store is not very large, but it is the one that Wang Qian hasn't been in, so although it is closing soon, she still begged her boyfriend to accompany her to go in and have a look. According to Wang Qian's experience, sometimes there are unexpected good things in small places. The most important thing is that the furniture store has an attractive name: Lover's House.
Some lights in the exhibition hall have been turned off because they are about to turn off. The shopping guide is a young girl. She stepped forward warmly to meet Wang Qian. "Hello, please have a look." Although it was very late, the enthusiasm of the shopping guide did not decrease, which made Wang Qian feel good at once. Especially when I look forward, the shopping guide is dressed in a chic way, not a hard uniform, but a warm household dress, which feels like a hostess entertaining guests at home. Wang Qian vaguely felt that today, he would gain something here.
Sure enough, when Wang Qian and her boyfriend walked into the simulated living room, her eyes suddenly lit up! She saw a sofa beside the floor lamp. This is a red sofa with a country flavor. The lines are simple, but the texture is quite soft and comfortable. Coarse grain is gorgeous and casual. "Hey, miss, how much is that sofa?" "Twelve thousand dollars." "What about you? ! A ... single person sofa, so expensive! " Wang Qian went to the sofa. She stroked the back of the sofa gently. "Well, it feels really unusual. I have to see what it feels like to sit on it. " Wang Qian walked to the front of the sofa, but she was about to sit down when her boyfriend caught her ... "Psst ... oops ..." "Why? ! ""Let's go! The sofa before 12000 yuan is still single, and we will definitely not buy it. " "You can feel it without buying it!" "Hey, what do you feel? It's too expensive. Isn't it a white feeling after feeling it? " "ah? I said, why are you doing this? ! ""Hey-hurry up ... ""Hey ... ""Go for a walk ... ""Huh? ……"
In this way, Wang Qian was dragged out of the door of the furniture store by her boyfriend. Wang Qian looked at her boyfriend angrily. "What are you doing?" "Wang Qian, can't you ... can't you see?" "See what? ! ""That sofa! " "Of course, don't we always say sofa? ! ""No, I mean, can't you see that there is a man sitting on that sofa? " "What? ! "Wang Qian froze! "Sit down ... make a seat ... alone? Where is it? " "Really? The man was sitting on the sofa when we went in. He has been sitting there, smiling at us. I didn't feel anything at first, but later I learned that you couldn't see that person at all! You have to sit on it ... ""Really? You, you lied to me on purpose, right? ..... ""I swear, I have never lied to you! Do you know that?/You know what? That woman shopping guide is simply lying! You have been paying attention to that sofa just now, but you didn't look aside. In fact, the price tag of that sofa stood on the ground, but it was covered by the shadow of that sofa. I accidentally took a look. The sofa is actually only 1200 yuan, but the shopping guide said 12000 yuan! " "Why? Why did she lie to us? " "Because, don't be afraid, the shopping guide is actually with the man on the sofa." "A ... a group? How do you know? " "At first, I felt something was wrong. That girl actually received guests in that pajamas. " "That ... that may be for intimacy ..." "But you know what? The man on the sofa is also wearing home clothes! And it is a couple's clothing, in line with the shopping guide style! " "You ... what are you talking about? Well, you must be kidding me. You don't want to buy that sofa, and don't lie to me! " "No, well, I really didn't lie to you ..." "No, I have to go in and have a look." "Ah, you're back, you're back ..." Wang Qian left her boyfriend to go back, but then she saw an old man in his sixties coming out of the furniture store and locking the shutter door at the door.
"Hey ... Grandpa, can I still go in and have a look?" "Girl, it's closed. Come back tomorrow. " "But, Grandpa, I still have questions to ask the shopping guide." "What? Girl, do you remember the wrong place? We have never had a shopping guide here, only the boss and his brother, and then I am an old man who works overtime. "
In big cities, there are always some vagrants. There are such a pair of young lovers, both of whom come to visit this city, and their greatest wish is to have a real home of their own in the vast sea of people. But not long ago, they died because of an accident. They didn't realize that wish until they died, so you can understand that perhaps, when night comes, those places that look particularly homesick are the happy paradise for them to return and stay. Of course, if you want to take away their beloved furniture, they will definitely try their best to stop it.
Well, this is the story of the sofa.
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