Tell a few jokes

Haha, the following short stories are jokes saved from Tik Tok to make you laugh every time you see them. I share them with you.

1. One day, a person went for an operation, and the doctor said, Come on, Li Ming, don't be afraid.

The patient said, my name is not Li Ming.

The doctor said: My name is Li Ming.

2. "Are you afraid to sleep alone?"

"If you are afraid, you can sleep alone, so it is others who are afraid."

3. When I was a child, I raised several chickens at home. My mother often makes me dig earthworms to feed the chickens. Once I dug a chicken to eat, and the hoe went down, and the chicken head fell to the ground.

4. Fish: Big fish ~ What do you like to eat ~

Big Fish: I like small fish that talk slowly.

Fish: Sauce purple, I made it.

The tortoise was ill, and the snail said he would buy medicine for it. After a long time, the tortoise complained that I would die if I didn't come back. Just then, I heard a snail outside the door: I won't go if you talk about me again.

6. Cao Cao took his son Cao Chong to visit Liu Bei. Cao Cao went to the door and shouted: Cao Cao came to visit with his youngest son!

Liu Bei: I will come as soon as I come. What fruit did you bring?

7. The little earthworm asked his mother one day: Mom, where is dad? Mom said: Your father went fishing with someone.