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Lace hairpin joke

Hairpin and grandma

Time flies, time flies, and I have used countless hairpins unconsciously.

I remember that the first hairpin I used in the first grade was a small white flower made of lace and cloth. There are many beautiful hairpins on the counter in the shopping center. I fell in love with that hairpin at first sight. When my eyes lit up, I looked at Xiaohua hairpin and swore in my heart: I only like this hairpin, and I don't want any other hairpins! When my mother asked me if I liked yellow hair clips, I refused without hesitation: "No! I don't want it! That hairpin is so ugly that it looks bad on anyone. " Now that I think about it, the yellow one is still beautiful. After I bought home, I stood on a small chair, carefully put it away, stood in front of the mirror and made a few moves. I think it's beautiful! A few days later, I found someone else's head with a hairpin like a small hat. I asked my grandmother to buy it for me. Grandma said, "Don't you think this flower hairpin is the most beautiful?" "I, I, I ... I didn't say that! You ... must be lying to me, I think it is only a little beautiful! " I pouted and said angrily. As soon as I lost my temper, I threw my hairpin on the ground and stomped on it. My whole face turned red and I was in tears. I shouted, "I don't like this hairpin anymore!" " "After a few days, my anger subsided, so I wrote a letter of request to my grandmother. The words are crooked, and some of them are marked with pinyin, which I saw from a book.