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50 campus jokes and 10 4.uwants/viewthread?. Jokes. tid = 5024034 & ampExtra=page%3D8 1。 Neighbor: Your son threw stones at our window! Father: Did you throw it away? Neighbor: Good thing I missed it. Father: That's not my son. He was a hit. When an idle apartment caught fire, all the tenants had fled, only one * * * woke up from a dream and still stood at the window. The firemen immediately set up a ladder, and one of them bravely climbed up and carried her down. "Thank you, that's very kind of you. It won't be too difficult to take me down, will it? " * * said to the fireman. "Not at all. Just now, before I went up, I knocked out the other two firefighters. That was hard work! " 3. Teacher: Your composition is terrible. You are lazy and fun. I will inform your parents. Student: My father will be angry when he sees it. Teacher: It's not my responsibility. I have to say. Student: That's not what I meant. My father did all the compositions for me. 4. A gentleman said to a friend: I have only been in love twice in my life, but both times made me very sad. The first lady left me, but the second lady refused to leave me. 5. Failed hunter: Are there any pheasants? I want one. Butcher: Sir, there are no pheasants today. Let's sell leg of lamb. Tender and fresh. Failed hunter: Do you think I can go home and tell my wife "I shot a leg of lamb"? 6. One America, anyone in China is talking about the freedom of their two countries. Americans say: In America, we have complete freedom. Anyone can walk on the steps of the White House and curse the President! China people say: China has the same freedom. Anyone can walk on the steps of Tiananmen Square and curse the President of the United States! 7. The final report of an international university is about cows. A German student's topic is "Physiological Structure of Cattle", an American student's topic is "New Use of Cowhide", a Russian student's topic is "How to Apply for Beef" and a China student's topic is "Cooking Method of Beef". 8. Dad and his client are in the living room, and his daughter comes over and wants to talk in his father's ear. Her father accused her of "say something quickly." What happened? "His mother asked him," Dad took a photo, but he just hit his thumb with a hammer. "Xiao Ming replied," that's nothing. A man of your age shouldn't be sad about trifles. Why don't you laugh? " Mother comforted him, "I smiled when I was pregnant." "Xiaoming sobbed and said 10. A: What is the best way to teach girls to swim? B: First, put her left arm around her waist, then gently hold her right hand, and then ... she is my sister. B: Oh! You just have to push her off the floating platform.

Two hunters were hunting in the forest when one of them suddenly fainted. His eyes are glassy and he has stopped breathing. Another hunter took out his mobile phone and called for emergency help. He panted to the operator, "My friend is dead. What should I do? The operator replied in a calm and relieved tone, "Relax, I can help you. First, you must make sure that your friend is really dead. After a silence, the operator heard a gunshot on the phone. The hunter who grabbed the phone again said, "well, then what?" 2008-09-1315: 43: 55 supplement: 2. One day, onions and potatoes are comparing who is more popular. Potato said, I am more popular.

Many people treat me like a meal! The onion said, no! I am definitely more popular than you! The potato said, ok.

What makes you say that? The onion said: When people skin me.

Everyone is crying desperately! You'll know how much they loathe me. There was a businessman who sold it at the railway station for a long time. One day, he found that a train finally arrived on time.

I immediately ran to the conductor and said, "Congratulations.

I see you finally arrived on time after running for fifteen years! ""Thank you for your compliment. "The conductor said," This is yesterday's train, and it just arrived today! 」

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