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What are the classic jokes?
Scientists play with cats in heaven. Einstein arrested people. He closed his eyes and counted.
All the scientists are in hiding. Only Newton didn't hide it. He just drew a square on the ground and stood in.
"98,99, 100!" Einstein opened his eyes and grabbed Newton: "Newton, I got you!" " "
Newton said calmly, "No, I'm not Newton."
So all the scientists came out. They proved that Newton was not Newton.
Why is this?
Because Newton stood in the square, that is, cattle per square meter, not Pascal.
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