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Humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence and deliberately boasting.
I dare not find a girlfriend like you, because I will be praised as ambitious by others. Why? Because toad wants to eat swan meat!
3, your knowledge is profound, your talent is eye-catching, and there are men like you in this world. It's really all sentient beings, and all rivers run into the sea.
You don't need a bunch of lips and two rows of shell teeth, but your speech should be elegant, refined, witty and funny.
Your whole body is full of girlish innocence and youthful elegance.
6. Even the back of the head is amazing.
7. Some people say that you are not good-looking, so I bought him a guide dog without saying anything! Because I think he may not have eyes.
8. God is too eccentric! Why concentrate all the advantages on you alone!
9. I can see your nobility from your speech and your beauty from your manners.
10, after knowing you, looking at other women is like insulting your eyes!
1 1, you are a bit like the moon in the sky, and also like the twinkling stars. It's a pity that I'm not a poet, or you'll write 10 thousand poems to describe your beauty.
12, your talent is really admirable, which is inevitably related to your unremitting efforts.
13, you are not only beautiful but also more beautiful in your heart.
14, you are considerate and make men all over the world fall for you.
15, I was very excited when I first met you, because it was your beauty.
You are nothing special in the eyes of others, but in my eyes, you are the most beautiful girl in the world.
17, your eyes are really amazing, and your talent is even more amazing!
18, you give the impression that you are by no means an ordinary person.
19, your eyes are so sultry that I can't help kissing her. Don't move, you'll get me deeper and deeper.
20, since you appeared, I just know, someone love is so beautiful.
2 1, my god! You are too beautiful to let a man live!
22. I don't believe anyone will give up their motherland for beauty. When I saw you, I immediately understood.
23. People who have met you say that I am superficial, and falling in love only depends on my face value.
I have never praised anyone, but I want to tell you that there is no more beautiful girl in the world than you.
I think the most beautiful woman in the world is Venus, and then you!
26. Did anyone tell you that you need WeChat to look good?
27. Your shortcoming is that you are too perfect to regret.
28, your beauty from the inside out, promoting blood circulation and beauty, pure and beautiful, pitiful.
29. You are the most beautiful and kind woman I have ever seen.
30. Your gentle fingertips gently touch my heartstrings. The melody of love fills the whole world and makes us intoxicated!
3 1, you are so quiet and simple, and an unspeakable love suddenly rises in my heart.
32. You are gentle as water, and your smile drives me crazy.
Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.
34. You filled my life with love and tears.
I will tell you who is the most beautiful. Wake up in the morning and look at yourself in the mirror. The person in the mirror is the most beautiful. Believe in yourself.
36. You are a beautiful girl, and the campus is full of laughter. A pair of beautiful big eyes, dazzling and moving. Cheerful and lively, you are full of spring.
37. What you say always makes people happy.
38. Some people say that people can't just look at the surface, but I think it's enough to look at your surface.
39. You are not only beautiful, but also talkative.
40. I have never been a lecherous person, but I admit that I was after meeting you.
4 1, the way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and two deep dimples on your cheek are also smiling.
42. Sure enough, people who dare to try short hair are worth a lot.
43. You are good at everything. The only drawback is that you are too conspicuous and easy to cause traffic accidents.
44. If I stand with you, others will think that I am rich.
45. You are brilliant and stand out from many elites. Your talent is unparalleled.
46. You are the goddess of ivory carving, generous and dignified? Gentle and quiet, all of which make men deeply admire.
47. If you are smart, your grades will improve quickly!
48. Talented people are always low-key and pragmatic. That's who you are.
Please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women.
50. Be modest, calm and elegant, and face everything.
5 1. You are beautiful. Meeting you is the luckiest thing in my life.
52. I have never drunk a fragment, but I am drunk when I see you.
I know how to explain what beauty is when I see you!
Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell that makes me feel trance. It's your own smell.
55. I can't see you until the ancient beauty line comes to you and darkens.
56. Are you so beautiful on Sunday? Or is it so beautiful every day?
For the sake of the fish and geese in this world, you'd better laugh less.
58. Seeing you, I feel that nothing is not beautiful, because you embellish everything with your beauty.
59. When the Five Mountains come back, don't look at the mountains. Come back from Mount Tai, don't look at the mountain. Even if there are many beautiful women in the world, you won't look at them again.
60. Only lotus can be worthy of your holiness, and you can be worthy of your ice and moon.
6 1, I went over mountains and mountains for you, but I didn't care to see the scenery.
62. It's all your fault. You always distract me.
63. So much for natural clothes hangers.
64. Are you really over 20 years old? It looks so small.
65. You are a fairy in the sky, and I am an ordinary farmer. You are waving colorful sleeves in the beautiful mountains and rivers, while I am plowing Nanyang and being a plowman.
66. My mother talks about finding a wife every day. I think you are quite suitable.
67. A thousand words are not enough to express.
68. You can see the best of me in your eyes.
I can't forget your charm, your beautiful shadow and your smile. I have been deeply attracted by your wonderful charm!
70. At a glance, I will remember your innocent beauty.
7 1. Are you so beautiful today or every day?
72. How did you feel when you fell from heaven?
73. Your idea is very creative!
74. Isn't that how you made your debut?
Looking at your smile, I know that life is so beautiful.
76. Do you know how to make yourself more beautiful? That is to love yourself and like you as you are.
77. Your style is still outstanding.
78, your talent, in the usual work, everyone is in the eye. You're great. Keep trying.
79. You are excellent, very good.
80. You may not have dimples, but your smile must be a shame when the moon closes.
8 1, you are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring.
82. You have a clear mind and a flexible mind.
83. You are such a clever boy!
You are the best actress in my mind.
85. Stop joking. Judging from your appearance, you must be under forty.
86. You learn quickly and work hard. Your talent, your achievements, all come from this!
87. You are brave and a real man!
If you don't think you are beautiful, just look into my eyes and you will find how beautiful you are.
89. I can't describe your beauty in all my words.
90. You are a piece of chocolate, lovely and beautiful.
9 1, you are so talented!
92. Your performance is really excellent!
93. I have full confidence in you. Come on!
You have made great progress recently, and I am very proud of you!
95. Your grades and homework made me feel a sense of accomplishment and happiness as a teacher!
96. You have performed very well recently!
97. You are a smart and lovely child, and the teacher likes you very much!
98. Your homework is beautiful. I hope you can write more beautifully!
99. I wish I could be more careful!
100, your homework has made great progress, keep up the good work! You will be better!
10 1, why are you working so hard? You can eat by your face, but you have to rely on your talent. I admire you.
102, you are a distant place I can't reach, and I am something you never had. . .
103, thank you. You too. Bidiu Sim's story is three points!
104, you were born beautiful without makeup, and fairies came down with makeup.
105, you have a good eye. You can see my fairy nature at a glance.
106, your beauty makes all girls jealous.
107, it's better to cross the road quickly, or there will be traffic jams!
108, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I count myself as a hooligan every time I go back.
109, you are a thousand glasses of wine, how can I not get drunk?
You are the deepest feeling I can feel in my life! !
1 1 1. The traffic accident just now was all because of you!
1 12, your eyes are really beautiful, suitable for holding all the stars, moons, lakes and seas.
1 13, it's a pity that such a beautiful girl doesn't move bricks.
1 14, such a lovely girl should cry for a long time after punching.
Sorry, I didn't control my saliva.
1 16, if you look good, you can really do whatever you want! Now you can do whatever you want with me.
1 17, you are a walking clothes hanger, and everything looks so good on you.
You are a butterfly among flowers and a bud among lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you are always so dignified and beautiful.
1 19, every day is so charming.
120, you are like the top-grade West Lake Longjing. That kind of faint bitterness is your maturity. The more you taste, the better it tastes.
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