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If you want to hurt me, love me and be good to me.

I will love you, love you, be good to you, be good to your parents, and be better to your parents than my parents. My salary card must be turned in and my credit card cancelled. In the future, everything you have is ours, but ours must be yours. I will delete my Momo, WeChat and QQ passwords and tell you all my friends. I will hack all the girls you don't like, and I will never praise the girls in my circle of friends. I want to remember all our anniversaries. I will buy you a gift every anniversary. I don't want to perfunctory you, and I don't want to fool you. Every gift should be thoughtful. I must surprise you on an important day. Send me a WeChat reply within three seconds, and give me a call within three times. I don't brush my teeth, don't eat, don't take a shower, don't sleep, wash my socks and change my underwear every day, don't eat, don't snore, never stand at home and pee, never in front of you. Go home every night and watch Korean dramas with you when you get home. I don't laugh at you, I don't run on you, and I don't laugh at your Oba. I can't be angry with you, let alone blow my beard and stare. When I am wrong, I take the initiative to admit my mistake. I was wrong when I was right, and I didn't reason with you. You are the truth. In my heart, you are the most beautiful. I always look at you and praise you. When I look at you, I look with my own beauty. And delete everything about them, including memories and things. I only play games once a week, and I only play 1 hour at a time. I don't buy props, I don't rush cards, I don't rush mounts, I don't rush my skin, I will forget Teacher Cang and my sister, and every website I visit is legal. Every movie I download won't let you play, but I can't win. Exercise every day, don't smoke, don't eat midnight snack, don't eat barbecue fried chicken, coke and hamburgers. I don't have to go to my friend's party, but you must go to my friend's party. I give you face in front of your friends, and I give you face more in front of my friends. More importantly, I will love you, take care of you and protect you. I can't die behind you. I can't die when you die.