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Sketch the announcement string of the host
The sketch host announces the story 1 Male and female host: Hand in hand, tambourine, cross talk sketch together, heart shaking, Donggang University xx cross talk sketch contest-start now! Next, please enjoy the sketch "Men are Men" brought by xxx.
A: Riches and riches can't be lewd, poverty and lowliness can't be moved, and powerful people can't be bent. This is called a gentleman. Thanks for xxx's wonderful sketch.
Everyone is familiar with hair, but how much do you know about wigs? Please enjoy the sketch "Wig" brought by xxx. Please applaud!
A: What did the wig bring us? The truth needs personal taste (the specific content is not clear, and the host can string words or improvise). Thank xxx and others for their wonderful sketches. In the past Olympic Games, China's achievements are undoubtedly worthy of pride, but at this point, there are some mixed colors. When can China football stand up?
Next, please enjoy the sketch "Xiao Wang Watching the Game" performed by xxx, xxx and others.
Moderator: Thank you xxx, xxx and others for their wonderful performances.
The sketch host announced story 2 A: I also watched the game, and so did the new version of Liang Zhu. What's next? I think that a person can understand the universe, but he can never understand himself. The ego is farther than any star. What's next? We want to give everyone here a chance to show themselves! Hostess: Yes, we are both college students. Blind learning without practice not only makes people confused, but also makes the knowledge learned really useful. Yes, next, let me practice. Please invite xxxx to bring us the essay Interview. Welcome to visit!
A: Everyone will have an interview. Although this is only a sketch, we can also get a lot of truth from it. Thank them. Let's welcome xxx's cross talk "Running for Village Head".
B: after choosing B:xx, let's feel the feelings we all have. Affectionate xxx brought us a sketch "Freshmen Join the Community".
A: XX (the name of the hostess), a strange thing happened today, do you know? (mysteriously looking at the audience outside, and then saying to the hostess)
I don't know. What is so mysterious?
A: Actually, I am very happy. No, we college students like interviews more and more. Look, here they are. Welcome xx to bring an essay interview.
The sketch host announced the wonderful performance of the third (male) thank you. The final score of the last sketch "Construction Site" is, Congratulations. Let's look at the scores:
Male: It is said that amulets are a kind of sustenance and belief, which protect our peace, health and well-being. Generally, they are auspicious things like Buddha and Guanyin. However, Lao Wei wore a different amulet and had an unforgettable experience. Please welcome Lao Wei's amulet.
(Female) A nut is an amulet, which brings us not only sustenance, but also a spur to our safety work. Thank you for your wonderful performance. The final score of the last composition "The Disaster of Interests" is, Congratulations. Let's look at the scores:
(Female) Now everyone is talking about safety. We should consider safety in everything, but safety exists not only in production, but also in our lives. We also need to start from the details, otherwise it will cause irreparable consequences because of temporary negligence. Please enjoy the following "Safety should be detailed". Let's cheer for you
The essay compere announced the fourth story compere: First of all, let me introduce the judges who participated in today's colorful essay contest of Hongsong Cup in xx Township, Guizhou Province.
Male host: please ask xxX leaders to read out the scoring rules of xX Township xx Colorful Guizhou Hongsong Cup Sketch Competition.
Hostess: Next, please enjoy the sketch "Home for Working" brought by xx Primary School.
Male host: My brother has been away for several years, and I don't know what changes have taken place in his hometown. When he got home, he shouted from the heart, My hometown is really beautiful. Please welcome the composition "My Beautiful Hometown" brought by Dabang Primary School.
Hostess: XX-has a long and splendid multi-ethnic history and culture, rich and mysterious ethnic customs, a pleasant climate without severe cold in winter and hot summer, and our hometown is beautiful. The school is also beautiful, but there is a storm between teachers and students. Please take out the sketch "The teacher fooled me, I fooled the teacher" brought to us by Dapo Primary School.
5 a: each of us has to face many exams, and there are countless storms on the exam ground. Let's take a look at what storms have appeared in this examination field, and please welcome the composition "Examination Storm" brought by xx Middle School.
B: XX is a good place with great scenery. The scenery of green water and green mountains is beautiful, and the wheat seedlings are very green; Please enjoy the sketch "Traveling Home" brought by Shangzhai Primary School.
A: The following is the sketch "Super PK" brought to us by Tianba Primary School. Please come here.
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