Complete works of inspirational jokes and stories

Many people like joke stories, so what inspirational joke stories are there? The following is an inspirational joke story I compiled for your reference!

An inspirational joke story: dialect and English

The English scores in the mid-term exam came down, and the students who scored high in the exam got together and shared the fruits of victory with great energy. Xiao Jian shrank back alone with his unsatisfied test paper, because this time, Xiao Jian scored two points on the English paper, which looked simple and unusual. Xiao Jian is a self-respecting child. He must not be afraid of being laughed at by his classmates.

After school, Xiao Jian didn't rush home to turn on his lovely computer as usual. Because he knows that his parents know that the school will issue mid-term English papers today, he will certainly know that his grades are getting lower and lower. Then, scratching, a meal of "fried shredded pork with bamboo shoots" is inevitable. Xiao Jian is most afraid of this. He didn't want to go home so early to be punished.

Xiao Jian had to walk aimlessly in the street, thinking about whether it was a broom or a broom. When passing a crossroads, Xiao Jian's thoughts were attracted by a white man and a black man nearby. This is the first time that Xiao Jian saw a white man and a black man at the same time. Unknowingly curious, I looked at them with great interest. I forgot all about "Fried shredded pork with bamboo shoots". After a while, the green light came on, only to hear that white people passing by said goodbye to black people walking in the other direction. Sloppy, Xiao Jian suddenly became happy when he heard the word. "Seeing you means playing soy sauce in Fuzhou dialect. The American must mean that the African is as black as soy sauce. Ha ha ha, go ahead. Take this back and tell mom and dad. If they know that Americans speak our Fuzhou dialect now, they will certainly not force me to learn English well. "

With this in mind, Xiao Jian flew home. After returning home, he told the story again with embellishment. Finally, he added, since Americans all speak Fuzhou dialect, I don't need to learn English any more. Xiao Jian's parents were stunned. Only then did Xiao Jian's father react, poking Xiao Jian on the forehead and scolding him: "You son of a bitch, you don't learn English well. See you means goodbye in English. That foreigner is just saying goodbye to another foreigner. "

An inspirational joke story: ghost doctor

One day at noon, a thief, a monkey, went to a village in the suburbs to steal things. He was found by a dog and escaped. Along the way, a monkey is facing the wall of a hospital. He was in a hurry and jumped over the wall into the hospital.

The monkey jumped into the hospital, pretended that nothing had happened, and went to the corridor outside the ward. He was about to go out when he saw a doctor beckoning him over. The monkey was surprised, wanted to run, and was afraid of arousing suspicion, so he crustily skin of head went over.

A monkey paused and immediately realized that the doctor had treated him as a patient, so he said, "Not yet." The doctor said, "Come and see the doctor first." After that, the doctor took him into the room and sat him on the stool. The doctor picked up the stethoscope on his chest to examine him. Monkey was just about to leave early when he stopped him and said, "No, doctor, I just have a cold. Just prescribe some medicine. " Hearing this, the doctor patted the table: "Save it! Sit back and lift your clothes! "

Seeing the doctor's attitude, Monkey was furious and said, "Now it's time to rectify this medical ethics! I know there is competition among your doctors, but it is not as fierce as this! I don't watch it! " Monkey turned and walked out, suddenly numb, and fell to the ground with a splash. Hey, the doctor doesn't know when he got an electric baton!

The doctor pointed to a small bed next to him with an electric baton: "Go over there!" " "Monkey was too familiar with the guy in his hand, so he had to get down in the past, and then the doctor came over, three times five divided by two, tied Monkey to the bed, and then he pulled out a medicine bottle at random, smoked a needle full of tubes, and ruthlessly tied it on Monkey * * *. ...

A monkey screamed, and suddenly someone outside shouted, "13 bed! Where did it go? These mental patients are dishonest in taking a nap! "

The doctor's face changed greatly when he heard such a sound outside. He quickly threw away the stethoscope, took off his white coat and ran away like a rabbit. On the back of his hospital gown, there is a big "13" printed!

An inspirational joke story: still a hero

Many people know the saying "I will be a hero again in 20 years", but few people know how this sentence came from.

A long time ago, there was a county magistrate who thought about greed for money all day, but couldn't find a name, so he found a bosom friend to open a shop and cooperate with him. Unexpectedly, after several moves, the confidant was found out and sentenced to three years. The county magistrate was afraid that his cronies would bite him out, and privately assured him desperately: "It will be fine, and you will be a hero in three years!" " "

Sure enough, three years later, as soon as his cronies left the prison, the county magistrate immediately gave him a lot of benefits and arranged a virtual post for him. It really rained, and he was very proud.

These two men continue to take bribes and pervert the law. However, Skynet recovered, and soon found out its confidant. This time, the sentence was even heavier, and one sentence was sentenced to five years. The county magistrate still promised him: "Five years later, you are a hero again."

Five years later, the county magistrate has been promoted to the county magistrate. Of course, it gives more benefits to the confidant and higher fake posts. A bosom friend is not only a hero, but also a bull.

These two men still don't repent and do whatever they want. Soon, the confidant was arrested on suspicion of a major case. Because of his notorious criminal record, he was sentenced to 20 years in prison despite the efforts of the magistrate. The magistrate once again swore to his cronies: "Never mind, you are a hero again in 20 years."

I didn't expect to find other evidence soon, and I was punished for several crimes and directly commuted the death penalty to my cronies.

The cronies really panicked this time, and the execution date is approaching day by day. He scolded the magistrate for not helping himself. It seems that he must quickly threaten the magistrate! How can I scare the sheriff without screwing things up He decided to shout a signal when he marched in the street before the execution.

The day finally came, and the people who executed the prisoners were crowded with people. Because the magistrate was not found out, he presided over the execution and stood above the court. How awesome! Seeing that the magistrate had no intention of saving himself, the cronies quickly shouted at the top of their voices, "Lao Tzu is a hero again twenty years later!" " Twenty years later, another hero-"

The cronies thought that everyone would feel strange when they heard this: they are going to die soon, how can they be heroes after 20 years? Unexpectedly, as soon as the voice fell, several prisoners immediately shouted: "Yes! I am afraid of a bird, and I am a hero after 20 years! "

The believers were puzzled. Looking back, they saw a few ruffian hooligans who were beheaded with themselves. Do they have problems with the sheriff like me? Thinking, the cronies asked one of them in a low voice, "Hey, what are you yelling about?"

"Didn't I learn from you?" The gangster looked at him adoringly and said, "Brother, I admire you so much. This last time we all want to be heroes, but we don't know what to shout. Twenty years later, we are heroes again, Niu! This is so cool! " As he spoke, the gangster shouted this sentence several times.

The onlookers listened and couldn't help cheering in unison: "Good courage!"

The scene was in chaos, and the cronies wanted to say more. Unexpectedly, the county magistrate made a decisive decision and shouted: "Execute immediately!"

By the time the token flew out, the cronies had fainted, but the phrase "another hero after 20 years" has been circulating until now.