Seeking Nanchang Dialect Sketch Script

Props: a lecture table, three sets of tables and chairs. People: teachers, students, students Yang, students Chen and Li Tongxue.

Yang: Hey, big news, big news! The head teacher is angry with me again, and our class has changed! I heard that the surname is Hou.

Chen; Well, a "sheep" just left and a "monkey" came.

Yang: Who cares about monkeys? Even if the Monkey King comes, we have to take him back to Huaguoshan.

Li: Good! If you don't loosen your teeth, you will be rooted in the chaotic class. A thousand words persuade the right thoughts, and whoever comes will be angry. Yeah!

Teacher; : enter the classroom "class!"

Chen: Get up and stand up.

Teacher: Hello, class. Please sit down. First, let me introduce myself. I am your new class teacher. My surname is Hou.

Student: "Monkey"? (Ha ... Hey ...)

Teacher: Be quiet. Let's ask the students to introduce themselves.

Yang: Teacher, her name is Chen.

Chen: His name is Yang.

Teacher; Don't students know who they are? Ask someone to introduce you. Ok, shall I announce the results of the monthly exam? Yang is 76, Chen is 49 and Li is 30.

Li: Ah! We're going to fry shredded pork with bamboo boards again tonight.

Yang: What do you mean?

Li: Don't you know? Every time I go home for an exam, the score below 70 is women's singles, the score below 60 is men's singles, and the score below 50 is mixed doubles. I'm dead this time.

Teacher: Stop it and carefully analyze the reasons why you didn't do well in the exam. Write me a written reflection, and your feelings must be very profound. Well, why don't you read it to everyone?

Chen: What do you know about spring flowers and autumn moons? When is the exam? At present, the test papers are re-issued, and the results are unbearable. I'm still worried about what happened last time, but I changed the subject. When will you stand out? Like a river flowing eastward.

Li Sang: Who cares, how bitter my heart is, who cares, where I will go tomorrow, how bad my grades are, how many dirty eyes I have received, and how bitter my skin is. In fact, my heart hurts more than anyone else.

Yang: When can I get a high score? I have nothing to ask the sky. I wonder if I will go to college tomorrow. Will the exam be strict? I want to be strong. Smell the cock crow in the middle of the night, and watch it at night. Unfortunately, my life is dull and my wisdom is incomplete. Sighing the book "Mountains and Seas", I should also hate it. Who says I'm not strong-willed, the moon is uncertain, my grades are sometimes good and sometimes bad, and it's hard to get into the sky? This is an old question. I hope that after hard work, it will be named before Sun Shan.

Teacher: You complained before I complained. Hey!

The teacher sang: I don't know, why? Students are not what I imagined, or they can't find the direction of education, let alone full of hope. Standing in the classroom with tears in my heart, I don't know what to do.

Student: wink at jokes.

The bell rings ...

Student: The first battle was successful, yeah! Go home!

After the students leave,

The teacher (said) no! These little guys seem to be aiming at me on purpose. In their eyes, it seems impossible. Hey! By the way, now the new curriculum reform, to optimize the relationship between teachers and students, huh! Let's get started.

A new day has begun.

Yang: Hey, who cleaned the floor so clean? Well, there's a new tablecloth, yo, and a chair cushion.

Li: Who wiped the old XX nose off my chair?

The bell rang and the teacher came into the classroom.

Teacher; Start class. Today we are going to learn the calculation of parallelogram area. Look, I have two identical trapezoids in my hand. Now I put the speakers together. What do you see?

Student: Whispering to each other and doing little tricks.

The teacher sang: Look at the other students. Look at me. I'm doing well here. Take a look first.

Student: Oh ~ ~ ~ out of tune! (Students heckle)

Student: I look left and right, up and down, but I just don't understand. Start (a disease) ...

Teacher: Hey! Is there nothing we can do? Shall we call it a day?

Chen: No, no, it was Li and Zhang Jiagen. My head is broken. Why don't you go and have a look?

And: Go ahead.

The teacher greeted him at the door: Don't go, study in the classroom and leave it to me.

Chen: It's a disaster this time. His family is so poor, how much should the medical expenses be?

Yang: Will the teacher fire him? Will you tell her mother? Her mother is ill.

Chen: Maybe, this teacher is quite fierce.

And: let's pray for him.

Chen Sing: I pray that I will come back. Although he was injured, it would be nice to come back.

Yang Sang: I pray that the teacher will be lenient and never fire me.

Li: I walked into the classroom with gauze wrapped in my head.

Teacher: You look calm. It's okay. I'll get my exercise book and get ready for class.

Yang and Chen: Hey, how's it going?

Li: You're welcome. When the teacher arrived at the hospital, he didn't say anything. He helped me find a doctor before and after running, and paid the medical expenses without saying a word. Seeing my head bleeding, the teacher cried like a crybaby. How unkind are we to him? The teacher is a bully to us.

Student: We all misjudged her.

Teacher: Class!

Student: Hello, teacher!

Teacher: Stupid.

Li Sang: Sorry, sir. It's not that I don't love you. I really don't want to make you sad.

Students sing: I'm sorry, teacher. I didn't embarrass you. I really don't want to make you angry.

The teacher sang: it doesn't matter, it really doesn't matter. At least you have realized your mistake. You don't need to torture yourself sadly, and you don't need too much commitment. As long as you study hard, it's enough for me. A person's life has many memories.

It will be sweet to think of you.

Teacher: Today, we are going to learn a short poem, a love poem.

Teacher: Love is a mountain spring.

Yang: How many dry hearts have you nourished?

Teacher: Love is rain and dew.

Li: How many happy families have you given birth to?

Teacher: Love is spring breeze.

Chen: Drive away the cold in winter.

Teacher: Love is a lighthouse.

Yang: Let the distance between heart and heart be no longer far away.

Teacher: Extend your heart.

Student: Stick out my heart.

Teacher: With our hearts.

Student: With our love.

Dedicated to: Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.