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What do lawyers use as birth-control [joke translation]

Actually, these are two jokes.

There is a similar group of jokes about lawyers.

1. Q: How can lawyers ensure contraception?

A: Use their personality.

2, Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is lying?

A: His lips move when he tells a lie.

(It means that all lawyers say is bull when they open their mouths)