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Yu wrote an article recalling Lu Xun.

Yu Fang, born in Shaoxing, 1935 graduated from Beijing Normal University, and was successively employed by Hangcheng Middle School and Jiaxing Provincial Middle School. After liberation, she served as the principal of Huzhou Huxian Girls' Middle School and Hangzhou University High School. She recalled the past around Lu Xun. ...

The article is as follows:

My mother died when I was 8 years old. My sister Yu Fen is older than me 12 years old. She took me and my sister Yu Zao to study in Beijing. After arriving in Beijing, the three of us lived in Beijing 6 1 Zhuanta Hutong.

1923 In August, Lu Xun and Zhou Zuoren lost their brotherly relationship and wanted to live separately. So, Lu Xun and his wife Zhu An moved to Zhuanta Hutong No.61and became neighbors of our three sisters.

The first impression that Lu Xun gave me was that he looked serious and daunting. However, this feeling changed the next day. Lu Xun gave me and my sister a pot of building blocks this morning. At that time, there were very few such toys, and our two sisters were very happy. We immediately competed with each other, and Lu Xun joined in.

After getting familiar with Lu Xun, we will be free. Lu Xun jokingly called me "wild boar" (my zodiac is a pig) and called my sister "bison" (her zodiac is a cow). The two of us also "gang up and attack" and called Lu Xun a "wild snake" (he is a snake in the zodiac). Lu Xun was not angry about it. Instead, he smiled and asked, "Snakes also have wild ones.

Really? "

During that time, Lu Xun paid more attention to physical exercise and taught me and my sister gymnastics many times. He often demonstrates that the movements should be correct and the muscles and bones of every part should be exercised. Lu Xun also noticed that you should exercise regularly, but not for too long. If you are tired, you should have a rest.

Mr. Lu Xun not only likes to get along with children, but also is a kind bosom friend.

We three sisters all love desserts, which is exactly Mr. Lu Xun's appetite. So every time Lu Xun brings back snacks, there are always two copies: one for himself and one for our three sisters.

Lu Xun is very busy at work, but whenever he is free, he will "play" with us like a child. I remember once, Lu Xun lit the paper with a magnifying glass in the sun, and he put the sewing needle on the surface of a bowl of water again and again until the needle didn't sink.

More interestingly, Lu Xun put his hand on the table, clenched his fist and asked my sister and I to fight with it, saying that he was not afraid of pain. I'm the first to call, and I'll call again. The person who is beaten doesn't hurt, but the person who hits him hurts first.

At this time, Lu Xun smiled and bent over.

On the surface, Lu Xun looks serious and unsmiling. In fact, he is good at joking. As long as he has time to sit for a while, he will keep laughing in the room.

Mr. Lu Xun once told such a joke, and I can tell it completely today.

There is a family of three, parents go out and leave 10-year-old children to look after the house. Suddenly, a stranger came into the room and asked the child, "Are your parents there?" The child didn't understand and was in a daze. The water bearer had to turn around and leave, and the child was still muttering: I haven't eaten "Tang Ling". After the parents came back, the child said, dad.

As soon as I heard this, I slammed the table and cursed: "Your father is me, your mother is your mother, idiot!" The child was scolded in a muddle, but these words were remembered. A few days later, my parents went out again. Last time, a stranger came and asked, "Where are your parents?" The child immediately replied: "Your father is me, your mother is your mother, idiot!" "

Lu Xun's jokes are very distinctive and expressive, and sometimes he stares at his eyes, which makes the audience laugh their heads off, while he is serious as if nothing had happened.

Some people say that Lu Xun's vengeful personality makes it difficult for ordinary people to get along with him, but in fact, Lu Xun impressed me very approachable.

Once, it was already late at night, and Lu Xun, who had been writing at his desk all day, had just fallen asleep. Wang Ma, Lu Xun's helper living in Westinghouse, had a quarrel with Ma Qi, our helper. In the dead of night, the noise became louder and louder, so that Lu Xun stayed up all night.

The next day, he was ill. We three sisters went to visit and talked about the quarrel. Lu Xun asked, "Did you hear that? Loud. " The three of us asked, "Then why don't you give up drinking?" In fact, as long as you cough, they won't quarrel. "Mr. Lu Xun shook his head and said," They quarreled and they were angry with each other. If we stop them, they won't quarrel any more, but they won't be angry. I'm afraid I'll lose sleep. I would rather not sleep alone than three people. "Then let them have a quarrel. If the words are clear, the anger will disappear."