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Short story: What a coincidence, I like you too (high sugar content)
I have a crush on Gu Mingchi, this is not a big deal.
But he likes my brother, so this is a big deal.
In order to see my brother, he comes to my house every day to eat and drink.
Just when I was drunk and wanted to accept the little puppy chasing me, Gu Mingchi found me.
I hugged him drunkenly and kissed him fiercely: "Gu Mingchi, I like you, what should I do?"
In a daze, my lips were kissed gently, followed by a clear voice. He leaned in my ear: "What a coincidence, I like you too."
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1.
"Xiao Qingmei, do you want to eat this? "
Gu Mingchi held the ice cream in his hand and smiled at me.
I turned around and yelled at him: "My name is Song Yiqing!"
He ignored my resistance at all, stuffed the ice cream into my hand, and twirled the basketball in his hand: "Eat quickly. Well, just like your brother, he has a stubborn temper. What’s wrong with calling you Xiao Qingmei? It’s better if he doesn’t call you sister.”
I glared at him and took a hard bite of the ice cream.
Strawberry flavor, um, so delicious.
Gu Mingchi ruffled my hair and ran away with his long legs. Looking at his tall and tall back, I felt bitter in my heart.
He always tries to label me as my brother, saying that I am like my brother in everything.
I admit that Song Dianqing and I are twins who are ten seconds apart. Except for the different genders and dressing, everything else is just copy and paste.
But I just don’t like him saying that I look like Song Dianqing!
The reason is very simple, and very bloody -
I like him, he likes my brother, this perfect love triangle is really annoying.
While others were working diligently on CP, I wanted to take a screwdriver and dismantle this pair of CP!
Gu Mingchi is our neighbor.
It was a coincidence that he was the same year and the same day as us, and was a few minutes older than us, so he took us around to "do bad things" all day long.
Song Dianqing and I were both naughty children. Together with him, he really became the three evil stars in the community. When we were young, we were complained about all day long:
"Gu Mingchi took Song The brother and sister broke the glass of the community office. "The boy named Gu really has the face of a little angel and does the things of a little devil!"
"Song Dianqing, Song Yiqing! Don't run away, stop for me, did you tear down this railing?"
...
Later, when we grew up, the three of us gradually became well-behaved and sensible. Not only did he get along well with those grandparents, he often helped them pick up garbage, but he also became familiar with the uncles and aunts in the community, becoming a role model for the children in the community.
Because I am the youngest sister among the three, I follow them around all day long.
When I was a child, I didn’t think Gu Mingchi was handsome. But as I grew older, I realized that he became more handsome.
The facial features that were originally squeezed together are open and sharp, especially the pair of peach blossom eyes, which always look affectionate.
I admit that I shouldn’t judge people by their appearance, but with such a handsome guy in front of me, it’s hard not to love him!
After I found out that I liked him, I resisted him calling me sister because I felt weird.
But this guy told me: "Well, calling me sister is a bit greasy. We are childhood sweethearts. From now on, I will be your big sweetheart and you will be my little childhood sweetheart!"
< p> Me: Are you okay...Although I keep emphasizing my name, he still shamelessly calls me Xiao Qingmei, especially when there are many people, which really makes me very social. .
I will never forget the day when I was reporting as a freshman, he said to me in front of so many people: "Xiao Qingmei, your brother and I will help you carry your luggage."
As for later, those people once thought that my name was "Qingmei".
I smile every time: "How about you call me Liuliumei."
Do you think I look happy?
Because of their outstanding appearance, my brother and Gu Mingchi became famous handsome guys in the school.
My brother and I look the same, so I am also a beauty!
But beauties also have their own troubles, such as having a crush on Gu Mingchi.
Seeing that more and more people are pursuing Gu Mingchi around me, I can’t hold it anymore. If I don’t take the initiative, I will be snatched away by other beauties!
I didn’t tell Song Dianqing about this, I just asked him to ask Gu Mingchi to the basketball court.
When I arrived, I saw the two of them standing shoulder to shoulder, with Gu Mingchi's face smiling like a flower.
I moved closer quietly, wanting to eavesdrop on what they were talking about.
After listening to this, I regretted it so much. I would have died in the dormitory if I had known.
Song Dianqing: "I don't look down on you."
Gu Mingchi: "It's okay, I just like Qingqing."
Song Dianqing: "Gu Mingchi, please save some face." Okay, we are brothers. If you dare to mess around, I will kill you."
Gu Mingchi: "Qingqing will definitely like me."
Song Dianqing: "I am serious." I've taken it from you, are you sick, disgusting or not? You should be normal."
Gu Mingchi: "Can't you see why I go to your house to eat all day long? Not just to look at Qingqing."
Song Dianqing punched Gu Mingchi: "You'd better get rid of this idea, otherwise we should get together and break up!"
Holy shit!
I can’t listen anymore!
Gu Mingchi receives confessions from all kinds of beauties every day, but he remains unmoved. I feel very sad for him.
There are so many beauties, especially the beautiful president of the Latin dance club. She has a sweet voice, elegant appearance, hot figure, and her waist is so twisted that I can’t wait to put my arms around her waist. , shouted: "Sister, give me a chance!"
Where is Gu Mingchi? Not only did he reject the offer, he also kept saying that he had someone he liked.
I always thought that was his reason to reject other people's random nonsense. I hung out with him all day long and never heard of him having a crush on anyone.
It turns out he likes my brother!
Looking back on the past, he would come to my house every day, and the first thing he said when he saw me was: "Where is your brother?"
I was heartbroken, the boy I liked I like my brother, but my brother doesn't like him. What kind of nonsense is this? Why do you want me to meet him?
2,
Since then, I have been upset when I saw Gu Mingchi. I used to feel nothing when I saw him and Song Dianqing arm in arm, but now that I see him, I want to go up and separate them.
It’s so damn shameful that there are still people in the school who are trying to make fun of them?
The name of cp fans is "Yi Gu Qing Xin".
Mom, I want to change my name. I don’t want to be called Song Yiqing anymore. I would rather be called Liuliumei.
Know yourself and your enemy and you will never be in danger. I sneaked into the CP group quietly and changed my ID: "You don't care about your heart."
I didn't expect that there were so many people in this CP group. I am anti-CP, and when I went in, I saw a quarrel going on inside:
I will definitely knock CP off: "They are real! Yi Gu Qingxin is real! They even held hands on the playground today . ”
In order to prove themselves, these sisters also specially posted a photo. The angle of the photo was obviously taken secretly while hiding in the grass.
I really want to ask: "Sister, is this your landline phone? My mother is so confused that she doesn't even recognize her son."
In the photo, Song Dianqing can be vaguely seen stretching out his hand. Gu Mingchi also stretched out his hand, pointing his fingertips between them.
If you ignore the towel between the two people's hands...
There is no need to yell at Baozi. You can do it with candy. There is no need to hold the hard candy and chew it. Be careful. Gritting his teeth.
Yi Gu Qingxin said it was fake: "Didn't you see the towel between the hands of these two people?"
Finally someone said what I wanted to say!
I can’t wait to give her a big one!
I love Gu Qing: "Towels don't mean anything. What's important is that these two people are finger-tip to finger-tip. Isn't that sweet enough?"
Saved a life Well, you can never wake up someone who is pretending to sleep.
There were even people who were classmates with me from elementary school to high school, and they started to figure out the timeline.
Gu Qing's little maid: "I went to the same school as them in elementary school, and also in high school. They must have started in high school. Qingqing also has a younger sister named Song Yiqing, who is a twin, but she didn't Our family is very charming.
"
"Enchanting", I wonder what Song Dianqing should think when he sees girls commenting on him like this.
Qingqing's little maid: "I still have photos here. , but Song Yiqing is so annoying to be stuck in the middle. She likes to cling to them and prevent me from falling in love with this green tea girl. ”
Me: Are you okay?
Why are you scolding me when you are so good? You knock on your cp, and I will be my sandwich girl. Let’s have nothing to do with each other!
p>
The sisters posted a few more photos, one with Gu Mingchi holding Song Dianqing's neck, and the other with Song Dianqing putting his leg on Gu Mingchi's lap.
At first glance, the two pictures were shown. There must be something fishy about people, but as a bystander at the time, I was speechless.
In the first picture, they were fighting and trying to strangle each other, and in the second picture, they were comparing whose legs were thicker. , the results were almost the same, even because they joked about my short legs, they both got kicked by me.
As the fight in the group gradually became more intense, I couldn’t help but slap them a few times. One word, concise and concise: "Even if the King of Heaven comes, these two are still fake! I said it! ”
Many anti-CP little sisters sent me love, and even sent crazy comments to me: “Sister is so cool, I love her so much!” ”
In this way, I became the leader of the anti-CP!
Of course, anonymously, this matter must not be known to others.
Talking about Cao Cao As soon as Cao Cao arrived, Song Dianqing's phone call came in: "Where are you? Come out for dinner, your brother Gu is treating me. "
Humph, who cares about his poor rice.
"I'm not hungry, you go and eat." "
What are you doing, being a lightbulb?
Speaking of which, Song Dianqing is still my love rival.
"Song Yiqing, don't let me die like this. Ah, I heard your roommate say that you stay in bed all day, hatching chicks? Come down and eat now! "
My brother is indeed good-looking, but there is one thing wrong with him: he has a bad mouth!
How could I give in?
"No! I won’t go if I say I won’t go, I don’t want to eat! "
He couldn't do anything to me, so he had to coax in a soft voice: "You came out just a few seconds after me, and I have to treat you as an ancestor. It's really a sin. Come out to eat, ancestor." "
There was a burst of familiar laughter from the other end of the phone. It was from Gu Mingchi.
He was watching the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal: "Look at you, be nice to my little sister. No patience at all. "
Who is your little sister! If you want to treat your sweetheart to dinner, you have to drag me along, you bastard!
"Come down quickly, I'm downstairs in your dormitory. "Song Dianqing gradually became impatient.
Originally, he wanted to retort a few words, but his stomach growled unexpectedly. He was active between the two groups for a long time today and even forgot to eat breakfast and lunch.
I got out of bed calmly and said, "Wait a minute while I put on some clothes and makeup." "
As soon as he heard that I wanted to put on makeup, Song Dianqing became anxious: "Damn it, Song Yiqing, are you making trouble? It's just for dinner. You put on whatever makeup you want to look like a monster. I'll give you five minutes and come down quickly." ”
I have black lines all over my face.
This is not at home. Even if I don’t go out in five minutes, what can he do to me?
3.
"Xiao Qingmei, take your time, it doesn't matter, my brother is waiting for you. "
Gu Mingchi's voice is very nice, with a leisurely quality that makes me unable to get angry.
"Fuck, I'm her brother, you can just die." "
The roar of Song Dianqing on the other end broke the peace. I really wanted to block his mouth.
Hearing this sound, the two of them seemed to be fighting again.
As expected, the CP group exploded:
"Ahhhhhh, my Gu Qing is downstairs, they are hugging each other! ”
“Oh my God, I saw it too. It’s such a perfect match.” "
"Gu Gu really dotes on Qingqing, and her smile is so gentle. "
"Qingqing is such a arrogant beauty, and her little roll of eyes is so cute. ”
…
Ha!
I raised my lips in disdain, a bunch of ignorant stinky women.
The formula is right, The number was wrong. Gu Mingchi did like Song Dianqing, but they were not in love now, but fighting.
I thought about the conversation I heard that day and came to the conclusion: Gu Mingchi had unrequited love and Song Dianqing didn't like him.
Let me just say, I am so straight, how can my brother be so curved! It must be impossible.
After cleaning up, I walked out in a glamorous manner.
From afar, he could see Song Dianqing with a sinister face, which was in sharp contrast to Gu Mingchi, who was smiling like a flower next to him.
These two are really not suitable for standing together.
Gu Mingchi took the brunt and ran to me, opened his mouth and started to praise: "Xiao Qingmei, you are so beautiful."
Thinking of being complained about by CP fans that day, I quickly kept a certain distance from him. .
If any dog ??man dares to scold me for green tea this time, I will definitely scold his eighteen generations of ancestors without hesitation!
Gu Mingchi noticed my alienation, was slightly startled, and came to hug my neck again: "Who made you angry? I'm going to beat him."
I shook my head.
You are so far away but right in front of you, slap yourself in the face.
"What's wrong? It looks like I'm about to die." Song Dianqing walked over and gave me a push.
I couldn't stand upright and fell into Gu Mingchi's arms, hitting his chest with my head.
Damn, she’s not young yet!
"You are sick!"
I opened my eyes angrily and put my foot on Song Dianqing's calf. He immediately hugged his leg and wailed.
Click, a very subtle "click".
What a coincidence, I am going to be scolded again.
The phone immediately vibrated as if having an epilepsy, and I immediately pressed the mute button.
Perhaps my expression was too ferocious, Gu Mingchi frowned and looked at me, "Is someone harassing you?"
Is verbal attack considered harassment?
I shook my head, "No, I just forgot to turn off the group message."
This is the truth.
"If there is, you have to tell me, you know?"
Gu Mingchi suppressed his smile and looked quite serious, really like a reliable big brother.
Afraid that he would become suspicious, I got in between them as usual and asked nonchalantly: "What are you eating today?"
Gu Mingchi touched my hair and smiled softly. : "Eat your favorite grilled fish." It would have been better if he was more indifferent to me, but he was so gentle to me, which made me feel that he actually liked me.
Help, you really don’t blame me for being narcissistic. With such a handsome guy next to you, who wouldn’t be confused?
I am very considerate: "It doesn't matter, we will eat whatever my brother likes to eat."
If you like someone, you want to fulfill his happiness!
Since you can’t catch up with my brother, I will reluctantly help you.
On the contrary, Song Dianqing was stunned: "Today the sun came out in the west, and Song Yiqing's elbow finally turned inward?"
I refused: "I broke up when I was three years old. It's like half a million years ago."
Song Dianqing rolled his eyes: "It was just that one time. You have memorized it for fifteen years. It would be a pity not to memorize the words if you have such a good memory." /p>
This statement really touched my pain. My English is at the bottom of the class.
In order to go to the same university as them, Song Dianqing asked Gu Mingchi, a top student, to help me with my homework every day before the college entrance examination.
I was very touched at that time. Gu Mingchi was so patient, which made me ashamed.
Thinking about it now, he probably agreed to tutor me because he wanted to see my brother.
Alas, I am always alone.
Gu Mingchi lowered his head slightly and looked at me, "It's okay, I like what you like to eat."
Oh my god, quotes from scumbag men.
Chasing my brother while releasing hormones on me?
I was sandwiched between them, speechless all the way, and even depressed when we got to the grilled fish restaurant.
Gu Mingchi sat opposite me, lowering his head and nodding at my favorite food. He knew all my preferences and even remembered my childhood clearly. But for such a good person, he does not belong to me.
I didn’t come back to my senses until he finished ordering and put down the menu.
He touched my hand, with anxiety on his brow: "Are you feeling uncomfortable? I think you don't look good.
"
I was still melancholy at first, but my defense was instantly broken by his words.
"nonono! I bought the wrong foundation color, it was too white. "
4.
Gu Mingchi breathed a sigh of relief, immediately took out his mobile phone and opened the Taobao interface, and asked without raising his head: "What brand? What color number? ”
Ah, you really don’t blame me for annoying Song Dianqing since I was a child.
He is my brother, but he is extremely picky with me, and Gu Mingchi is simply a model of a good brother.
Just when I was about to tell him, it suddenly occurred to me that the relationship between the three of us is not normal now!
"No, I can make do with it later. Buy a new bottle. ”
I am not related to them, so how can I have the shame to spend other people’s money.
Finally, I added: “You should save your money and buy a pair of sneakers for my brother.” Bar. "
You have to give gifts to chase people.
Gu Mingchi glanced at Song Dianqing and smiled disdainfully: "He can buy it for himself, I want to buy it for my little green plum. ”
“Who cares about the worn-out shoes you bought!” "Song Dianqing scolded.
I stared at them silently.
How can there be any sense of CP in this? Whose CP is always ready to fight?
< p> Just when I was deep in thought, a sweet voice came from above my head: "What a coincidence, you are here too. ”I looked up and saw, wow! Beautiful sister!
Luo Xingruo, the president of the Latin Dance Club, is just like her name, the most shining star of Zhejiang University, with a beautiful voice, a sweet figure and a hot Latin dance. She is a great dancer.
The key is that she is a very nice girl, one year older than us.
Unfortunately, she likes Gu Mingchi.
"Xue." Hello sister! "I stood up and said hello, but my eyes were not on her.
She is so beautiful, who doesn't like it.
She smiled shyly: "Hello, school girl. ah. ”
I have seen her dance, sexy and flamboyant, completely different from the shy little woman standing in front of me now.
But I really love this contrast.
p>
"Senior, are you here to eat grilled fish too? Just you? "
I looked and saw that there was no one behind Luo Xingruo.
She nodded, "I suddenly felt like eating today, so I came here. ”
I immediately and generously invited: “Then you can come with us, there happens to be a seat next to Gu Mingchi. "
She blushed and asked in a low voice: "Is that okay? "
I grinned: "Of course! ”
Gu Mingchi nodded to her, his usual smile no longer existed, and then I remembered that Luo Xingruo liked Gu Mingchi.
I looked at Song Dianqing, and he was blushing. I lowered my head and put my fingers on my forehead.
I seemed to have discovered something extraordinary.
Song Dianqing was usually very venomous, but I lived with him for eighteen years. Except when he was taken to the emergency room with a fever of 40 degrees, I have never seen him blush.
Could it be that he likes Luo Xingruo?
Wouldn't it be okay for the three of them? Love triangle?
What a complicated relationship this is?
I turned my face away and drank, trying my best to hide my embarrassment, but the more I tried to hide it, the more embarrassing it became. < /p>
I drank the drink into my trachea
"Cough cough cough..."
I pressed my heart and coughed uncomfortably. p> Gu Mingchi immediately stood up and said to Luo Xingruo: "Please let me go out. "
Luo Xingruo nodded ignorantly and made way for Gu Mingchi to come out.
Gu Mingchi grabbed Song Dianqing and said, "Go sit with me. ”
He sat next to me, patted my back, and wiped my mouth with a tissue, his eyebrows and eyes full of anxiety.
It really didn’t look like he was pretending.
I gradually stopped coughing and took a deep breath.
Gu Mingchi lowered his head and asked me in my ear: "Are you still feeling uncomfortable? Do you want to go to the hospital?" "
"It's okay, ahem...it's just a little uncomfortable, that's okay. ”
You almost coughed me up just now!
Sure enough, you must concentrate when drinking water.
After resting for a while, the dishes were served one after another. Song Dianqing carefully asked his senior: "Senior, what do you like to eat?"
Luo Xingruo smiled slightly and said: " I’m not picky about food, it’s okay, thank you.”
Oh my God, this is the first time I’ve seen Song Dianqing speak to someone so tenderly.
I looked at Gu Mingchi next to me again. He was concentrating on picking out fish bones for me.
Suddenly he turned around, met my gaze, and raised his eyebrows: "Don't look at me when eating fish, it's very dangerous."
My earlobes felt hot. My palms were sweating, and I said casually: "Didn't you finish picking out the thorns for me?"
From the corner of my eye, I saw Luo Xingruo's face was a little stiff, and I realized it later.
It’s over, there’s a huge misunderstanding.
I quickly explained: "Senior, Gu Mingchi and Song Dianqing are both my brothers. We grew up together. Don't get me wrong. He treats me and my sister the same."
Luo Xingruo waved her hands and smiled slightly: "It doesn't matter, I envy you so much. You have two brothers who love you."
"I don't love her."
I:?
Song Dianqing, what are you talking about?
I looked at Song Dianqing. After he finished speaking, he immediately lowered his head to plan the rice.
Humph, it seems that he really likes his senior sister.
You are so cowardly that I look down on you!
"Sister, let me tell you, if you want a brother, you must not be like Song Dianqing, who is fierce and stingy, and won't even buy me a steamed bun."
Me He frowned and complained.
Gu Mingchi chuckled and answered my words: "Yes, that's what I want."
I suspect that Gu Mingchi is deliberately provoking Luo Xingruo, but I have no evidence.
Did he also feel that Song Dianqing was interested in Luo Xingruo, so he was unconvinced and deliberately pulled me to make Luo Xingruo angry?
Across the table, I could feel Luo Xingruo's embarrassment.
I really regret inviting her and subjecting a beautiful lady to such torture for no reason.
I am even more miserable.
Why are you dragging me into this love triangle when I'm obviously just a freeloader?
5.
This meal was difficult to eat, so Song Dianqing took the initiative to ask Ying to send Luo Xingruo back.
Gu Mingchi naturally held my hand, nodded and said, "Okay, I'll take a walk with Qingqing again."
Why do you care that everyone calls "Qingqing"?
"My name is Song Yiqing!"
Gu Mingchi raised his lips helplessly and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, Song Yiqing."
The campus was particularly quiet at night, and the young couple They were all walking hand in hand, and occasionally the blushing and heart-pounding sound of kissing came from the quiet grove.
I looked at the hands held together with Gu Mingchi's, and felt bitter in my heart.
He just regards me as his sister.
"Xiao Qingmei, you have something on your mind today."
Just when I was thinking about it, Gu Mingchi asked me coldly.
I shook my head subconsciously: "No, what's on my mind."
He took off his coat and put it on my shoulders, "It's cold at night, why are you wearing a skirt?"
"The skirt is beautiful."
Gu Mingchi smiled and stared at me with a pair of peach blossom eyes. Under the bright moonlight, there was a pool of affectionate water there, which made people fall in love.
"You, what are you looking at me for? Is there something wrong with my face?"
I admit, I am a master at ruining the atmosphere.
"They are beautiful with or without flowers."
Help, why is he so good at boasting? I can really float.
The two of us stood quietly by the small lake, watching the black swans sometimes spreading their wings and sometimes diving in the water.
"Xiao Qingmei, am I not obvious enough?"
Gu Mingchi tilted his head and looked at me with a sad tone.
I was stunned when he asked me, was he talking about pursuing my brother?
Looking back on tonight's scene, he did not behave well. He should not focus on dealing with the senior sister, but should be good to my brother.
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