Sanba joke story

1, I want to say to you: You have an angel's face, you have a devil's figure, you have elegant temperament, and you have a flexible mind, ........................................................................................................................! My dear, beautiful, charming and great wife, what do you want to eat today? I'll do it!

2, the annual March 8, let those work and trivial things go to hell, heroine, it's time to rest today, I have something to undertake.

Send you a bunch of roses to express your love. Give you a peach blossom and your luck depends on it. Send you a white-collar belt, and count on it for a hundred years. Send you a bowl of tofu, and laugh after eating. Happy March 8th!

4. Give you a thousand roses to love yourself; A thousand paper cranes are given to you to keep your troubles away from you! Give you 1000 lucky stars and let good luck surround you! Happy Women's Day!

A virtuous woman is a paradise on earth. A gentle woman can awaken a numb and sleeping palace. Dear, you are a woman who has both. I wish you a happy March 8th.

Dear, thank you for letting me celebrate Men's Day every day. Let's celebrate Women's Day today. If you want to go shopping today, go ahead, just don't go shopping crazily.

7. Wife, does this March 8th Women's Rights Day still need romance? Today is March 8, let's go to the beauty salon!

8. Today is Women's Day. I want to do the following: First, my wife is always right. Second, if the wife is wrong, please refer to the first one.

9. A woman's gentleness is the root of all feminine beauty. Your gentleness is the source of happiness in our family.

10, I saw a meteor across the sky today. I quickly closed my eyes and put my hands together in prayer. Do you want to know what I made a wish? Tell you: Happy Women's Day!

1 1, I want to move my wife back to a server today. In addition to installing an operating system loyal to her, I have to install a lot of software for her! Happy Women's Day!

12, I should give you 999 roses today, but the shopkeeper refused to give you a discount, so I can only say to you here: Happy March 8th!

13, today is your holiday, wife, I will make breakfast for you in the morning; Today is your holiday, wife, let's be romantic together at night!

14, Women's Day gives you a female regimen: 1. Smile at me for a long time when you are happy; 2. Be careful and do as I say; 3 Intimate, always put me first. Do you remember?

15.8 On the occasion of March 8, I would like to extend my holiday greetings to my wife who has been fighting in the fitting room for a long time, watching Korean dramas, not cooking, often surfing the Internet and chatting, full of charm and dreams, and mastering her husband's wallet.

Your smile makes my heart beat! At first glance, the world was shocked! Your first stop, traffic is paralyzed! You look good without dressing up! When you dress up, the universe is amazed! Beauty, happy Women's Day!

17, May all the monks grow hair for you, all the princes call for you, all the handsome boys send you flowers, and all the men become fools for you! Happy Women's Day to the beautiful women who read short messages!

18, if beauty is a crime, then you have committed a heinous crime! If temperament is a mistake, you have been wrong again and again! If wisdom is to be punished, aren't you going to be chopped to pieces? I wish the most beautiful woman in the world a happy March 8th!

19, what is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is Fengxian? Stupid! What is cleverness? Blow it! What is a beautiful woman? You! Happy Beauty Festival!

20. God, it's too blue and the sea water is too salty. Life is too hard. Work, it's too annoying. And you, predestined friends, miss you, insomnia. It's too far away to see you, alas, what can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow a bowl. Happy March 8th!

2 1, I wish, charming and clever Chinese odyssey loves to see flowers bloom all over the world, invincible loves killers, ghosts see sorrow, fish sink and geese fall, and a group of you are fascinated to death, happy March 8!

22. As a woman, you are virtuous enough, smart enough, pure enough, exquisite enough, gentle enough, elegant enough, shy enough, handsome enough, and truly exterminate women! Haha, happy March 8th!

23. I wish all sisters: demonization, white-collar income, housework, daily happiness, lasting love, petty bourgeoisie, shopping spree, large-scale lovers, husband slavery. Happy March 8th, ladies!

24. Female compatriots should learn to use men correctly: talented consultants, handsome lovers, husbands who earn more money, husbands who can take care of their families, confidants who can live by themselves, and fathers with high IQ.

25. It's March 8th again. I'll give you ten catties of iron. Boil a pot of nutritious soup to supplement calcium and blood. Take another annual leave and get paid as usual. If you have any questions, go to Sister Cui Hua!

26. Make a gift box with 5 colors and 6 colors with 1 spring breeze, 2 drops of summer rain, 3 pieces of autumn leaves and 4 pieces of winter snow, open the ribbon with 7 colors and 8 waves, and package 365 blessings with 9 points of sincerity and 10 points of enthusiasm. I wish you a happy March 8th.

27. It is your tenderness that has entangled me, and it is your thoughtfulness that has trapped me. I can't help but miss you, love you, love my wife, and have a happy March 8th.

28, elegant woman, look at the back; A struggling woman can tell by the sound of footsteps; A kind woman can be seen from her smile; A good woman can tell at a glance; Wish you a happy holiday!

29. The sky is gray and wild. The hope this year is too slim. Shuiwan road is long, and the days without money are too long. This building is tall and busy. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Joint code: Happy March 8th.

30. Today is March 8th. You know, I've been thinking about what gift to give you all day, and I've finally decided that no matter how much it costs, I'll give you a new cutting board. It's really disgraceful in our family!