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20 14 Jockey Club Information Xiehouyu

0 1, buying eggs is better than hula hoop-how can it be so appropriate?

02, closed gourd-fasting?

03. Firecrackers are fired at both ends-do they ring together?

04, pearls in mussel shells-killing for money?

05, help Song Wu capture Fang La-give me a hand?

06, a pile of ice on the cemetery-is it cold?

07, the market in the cemetery-haunted?

08, tie up the fat pig-just waiting to die?

09, cut Bao Mian-be honest first?

10, Baoyu Xiangyun cries for Jia Mu-each has his own tears?

1 1, press the gourd to lift the ladle-care about this end, don't care about that end?

12, look up at the sky-no one is looking?

13, eight-foot river ditch six-foot springboard-can't catch it?

14, myna's mouth-talking to people?

15, pull out the pile fence-seven down?

16, worship the demon as a bodhisattva-harm yourself and others?

17, freshwater fish in salt water-I don't know whether to live or die?

18, a glance at the flowers-a glance?

19, the duster is hairless-single?

20. Throw watermelons through the partition-quench others' thirst?

2 1, shooting turtledoves across the mountain-robbing is also in vain?

22, moving mountains and filling the sea-willing but unable?

23. Officials don't sit on high benches-equality?

24, knife cut ghee-double-sided light?

25. The fuse is hung with explosives-explosives?

26, turned over the five-flavored bottle-I don't know the ups and downs?

27, crazy girl tells jokes-Xi Xi haha?

28. A mad dog bites the sun-I wonder if it's a small place?

29, firewood people put out the fire-difficult to protect themselves?

30. Feed the chicken with sugar?

3 1, greedy gambling-total food?

32. Mosquitoes in diners' shops?

33, lost his hat and shouted shoes-a sentence on his head and a sentence at his foot?

34. Crane Worker-Can you put it down?

35, fishing rod blows fire-nothing?

36, flatworms-no blood?

37. The paper man in the paste shop-is it broken?

38, soldiers will block, water will cover the soil-everything has its vanquisher?

39. Rome was not built in a day?

40. Monkeys wear masks-human face and animal heart?

4 1, the fox gave the chicken a birthday-dare not accept this gift?

42. Weasel mill-big-tailed donkey?

43. After marriage, the matchmaker fans the autumn queen-nobody cares?

44, the living jumped into the rolling pool-even if you don't die, you have to peel the skin?

45, fragrant flowers-good text (smell)?

46. The dung truck dropped its wheels-putting on airs?

47. Building a house without a painter-no rules?

48. The cicada in the lonely tree-smug?

49. Bone tofu-uneven hardness?

50. Ice petals on the rafters-roots on them?

5 1, dogs chew bones-with relish?

52, the dog pulls the sheep intestine-the longer it is pulled?

53. Dogs drive away mice-mind your own business?

54. Monday morning quarterback-useless?

55. The dishcloth on the dining table-have you ever tasted the ups and downs?

56. Pilot's parachute-improvise?

57. The dog lifted the curtains-all with his mouth?

58. Dogs wear hats-pretending to be civilized people?

59. Cats that can catch mice-don't shout?

60. The train plays the flute-the more you think about it, the angrier you get?

6 1, the pig's head is full of blood-flushed?

62. The stick hits the rope-is it loud?

63. Is it ridiculous to waste live fish in a boiling pot?

64. Explosives are hung on the fuse-explosives (same as the 25th issue)?

65. Get the fish and lose the hook-ingratitude?

66. The crops in the field-local?

67, weighing the abacus to the door-looking for you to settle accounts?

68. Picking up the whole son in a boiling oil pan-difficult to start?

69, the farmer saves the snake-good intentions are not rewarded?

70. There are popsicles in the thermos-nothing to say?

7 1, glutinous rice balls roll sesame seeds-how much is it?

72. Fried leek with shredded lotus root-white (green)?

73. Breaking the wall and poking holes-more and more leaking?

74, rolling stones down the mountain-a blow to the end?

75, bulging belly-strong outside?

76. The toad jumps on the moth-is this a happy moment?

77, Han Xin point soldiers-the more the better?

78. mussels on the beach-beautiful in appearance and empty inside?

79, duck catching in dry land-dry flapping edge?

80. A moth with a bulging belly-submit to humiliation?

8 1, stab in the back-hurting people in the back?

82, fart also ask for instructions-nothing to find trouble?

83, forced the rooster lay eggs-how also can't do it?

84, the pen holder blows fire-stingy?

85. Hang a rice brush on the tip of your nose-play with your mouth?

86, fart also ask for instructions-redundant?

87. Nod at the notice-pretend to be literate?

88. Send confidential documents-can't you hand them in?

89. Painting peonies on silks and satins-icing on the cake?

90. A deflated ball-can't it be hardened?