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20 14 Jockey Club Information Xiehouyu
02, closed gourd-fasting?
03. Firecrackers are fired at both ends-do they ring together?
04, pearls in mussel shells-killing for money?
05, help Song Wu capture Fang La-give me a hand?
06, a pile of ice on the cemetery-is it cold?
07, the market in the cemetery-haunted?
08, tie up the fat pig-just waiting to die?
09, cut Bao Mian-be honest first?
10, Baoyu Xiangyun cries for Jia Mu-each has his own tears?
1 1, press the gourd to lift the ladle-care about this end, don't care about that end?
12, look up at the sky-no one is looking?
13, eight-foot river ditch six-foot springboard-can't catch it?
14, myna's mouth-talking to people?
15, pull out the pile fence-seven down?
16, worship the demon as a bodhisattva-harm yourself and others?
17, freshwater fish in salt water-I don't know whether to live or die?
18, a glance at the flowers-a glance?
19, the duster is hairless-single?
20. Throw watermelons through the partition-quench others' thirst?
2 1, shooting turtledoves across the mountain-robbing is also in vain?
22, moving mountains and filling the sea-willing but unable?
23. Officials don't sit on high benches-equality?
24, knife cut ghee-double-sided light?
25. The fuse is hung with explosives-explosives?
26, turned over the five-flavored bottle-I don't know the ups and downs?
27, crazy girl tells jokes-Xi Xi haha?
28. A mad dog bites the sun-I wonder if it's a small place?
29, firewood people put out the fire-difficult to protect themselves?
30. Feed the chicken with sugar?
3 1, greedy gambling-total food?
32. Mosquitoes in diners' shops?
33, lost his hat and shouted shoes-a sentence on his head and a sentence at his foot?
34. Crane Worker-Can you put it down?
35, fishing rod blows fire-nothing?
36, flatworms-no blood?
37. The paper man in the paste shop-is it broken?
38, soldiers will block, water will cover the soil-everything has its vanquisher?
39. Rome was not built in a day?
40. Monkeys wear masks-human face and animal heart?
4 1, the fox gave the chicken a birthday-dare not accept this gift?
42. Weasel mill-big-tailed donkey?
43. After marriage, the matchmaker fans the autumn queen-nobody cares?
44, the living jumped into the rolling pool-even if you don't die, you have to peel the skin?
45, fragrant flowers-good text (smell)?
46. The dung truck dropped its wheels-putting on airs?
47. Building a house without a painter-no rules?
48. The cicada in the lonely tree-smug?
49. Bone tofu-uneven hardness?
50. Ice petals on the rafters-roots on them?
5 1, dogs chew bones-with relish?
52, the dog pulls the sheep intestine-the longer it is pulled?
53. Dogs drive away mice-mind your own business?
54. Monday morning quarterback-useless?
55. The dishcloth on the dining table-have you ever tasted the ups and downs?
56. Pilot's parachute-improvise?
57. The dog lifted the curtains-all with his mouth?
58. Dogs wear hats-pretending to be civilized people?
59. Cats that can catch mice-don't shout?
60. The train plays the flute-the more you think about it, the angrier you get?
6 1, the pig's head is full of blood-flushed?
62. The stick hits the rope-is it loud?
63. Is it ridiculous to waste live fish in a boiling pot?
64. Explosives are hung on the fuse-explosives (same as the 25th issue)?
65. Get the fish and lose the hook-ingratitude?
66. The crops in the field-local?
67, weighing the abacus to the door-looking for you to settle accounts?
68. Picking up the whole son in a boiling oil pan-difficult to start?
69, the farmer saves the snake-good intentions are not rewarded?
70. There are popsicles in the thermos-nothing to say?
7 1, glutinous rice balls roll sesame seeds-how much is it?
72. Fried leek with shredded lotus root-white (green)?
73. Breaking the wall and poking holes-more and more leaking?
74, rolling stones down the mountain-a blow to the end?
75, bulging belly-strong outside?
76. The toad jumps on the moth-is this a happy moment?
77, Han Xin point soldiers-the more the better?
78. mussels on the beach-beautiful in appearance and empty inside?
79, duck catching in dry land-dry flapping edge?
80. A moth with a bulging belly-submit to humiliation?
8 1, stab in the back-hurting people in the back?
82, fart also ask for instructions-nothing to find trouble?
83, forced the rooster lay eggs-how also can't do it?
84, the pen holder blows fire-stingy?
85. Hang a rice brush on the tip of your nose-play with your mouth?
86, fart also ask for instructions-redundant?
87. Nod at the notice-pretend to be literate?
88. Send confidential documents-can't you hand them in?
89. Painting peonies on silks and satins-icing on the cake?
90. A deflated ball-can't it be hardened?
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