Jokes about Burying Men's Football Team

In 20xx, an old man was dying and said to his grandson with trembling lips, "When children ... wait ... for China men's football team to qualify for the World Cup, they must ... write it down ... and burn it to me in writing. I am also happy below. "

The child said, "Don't worry, Grandpa, I will try my best to live to that day." Grandpa closed his eyes with satisfaction after listening to his grandson.

In 2 1xx, an old man who was dying knelt in front of his grave and burst into tears: "grandson, I have been waiting for the World Cup for so many years, and I am ashamed of my ancestors!" Say that finish, anger toward, the whole body quiver two quiver will not move. Those eyes are still wide open and die unsatisfied! !

Grandson died and went to heaven. One day, he met God, and God said, I can grant you a wish.

He said, "Can you sink the island of Japan?"

God said: this is too difficult, change it.

Sun Tzu added, "Then I want China to qualify for the World Cup.

God wiped the sweat from his head and asked, "What's your last wish?" Can I see the globe?