A joke that can be changed into a sketch performance

Director: Endure ★

Actor: Son-; Guest-; Scholar-; Narrator

Narrator: There was a poor scholar who gave birth to a son, but he was stupid, because he only had this child, and he expected to make a name for himself at home. Once, several friends from afar came to see him. He quickly sharpened his gun and called his son into the study from the outside.

Scholar: "When the guests come, you should behave yourself and look learned. If the guest asks about the tree in front of the door, you can answer: buy it in bad years.

Son: (repeated many times) I won't do it in 2008. I'll buy it.

Scholar: If the guest asks about the rockery behind the house, you can say: The soldiers were in a state of chaos and were buried in the soil long ago. Son: (repeated many times) The soldiers were in chaos and had already been buried in the soil.

Scholar: If people go to see the food in the hut, tell them: My parents worked hard to earn it.

Son: (repeated many times) My parents earned it.

Scholar: If people see the scholar's card on the wall, you must answer: Nothing unusual, there is no one in our family.

Son: (repeated many times) Nothing unusual. Our family has a small population.

Narrator: He told his son not to do anything these days, but to memorize what he taught. Here comes the guest. In order to let his son show his talents, the scholar deliberately did not come forward. Let him receive the guests alone.

Customer: (after entering the door) Where did your father go?

Son: "If you can't make it this year, buy it."

Guest: (surprised) "Where's your mother?"

Son: "The soldiers are in chaos and buried in the soil."

Guest: (the child said something irrelevant and sighed at a pile of cow dung) "Hey, it's not small, it's all shit and urine."

Son: "My parents earned it."

Guest: (can't help it) "Are you the son of a scholar's family? Why are you so stupid? ! "

Son: "Nothing unusual. Every generation in our family has one."