I want a short and interesting joke!

1. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the greening is not up to standard.

Your speech was so fascinating that I could hardly keep my eyes open.

3, vinegar is a condiment, leaving the kitchen is likely to become explosive.

All roads lead to Rome, but you can't get on the bus without money.

It takes too much electricity to do things secretly.

6. You can't see the rainbow until after the storm. It is likely to be seen from a hole in the roof.

7. Where to fall, where to get up; If you are hit by a car, lie down.

8. It's fate to meet thousands of miles, and regret walking thousands of miles.

9. The prodigal son will not change his money; Without gold, the prodigal son returns.

10, the enemy of a gentleman, ten years is not too late, you should take care.

1 1, the heart is a woman's appearance; It is the pockets of the rich who are tempted.

12 No pains, no gains. People who don't work often get more.

13, the night gave me black eyes, and desire dyed it red.

14. Marriage is like flying a private jet. It is not advisable to let the second opposite sex get on the plane, otherwise there is a danger of hijacking.

15, happiness is genuine software, and you can only get it if you pay; Unfortunately, just like rogue software, once it is entangled, it is difficult to remove it.

16, learn to lose when playing mahjong with leaders; Learn from my grandfather to win mahjong.

17, wine and meat are eaten in the stomach, friends talk about it.

18, beating a dog depends on the owner; Beating the owner depends more on the dog.

19, some people say that you have a big brother and a second brother. Who are you? Tell him: "I am a mistress!" " "

20. The protagonist in the movie is the same, but the protagonist in life often changes people.