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N reasons to hate summer
Class two, grade five? Wendy Lee
I hate summer. When it comes to summer, it's like going to eighteen levels of hell. Others think that summer is sweet, especially for drinking cold drinks. I, on the other hand, am completely different from others, because I am tired of summer.
It is very hot in summer. The scorching sun makes people anxious. Sometimes, I rush out of the house with my football and play with my friends. After only a few minutes, I was sweating. When I get home, blowing air conditioning will make people sick, which is really embarrassing. Every time I travel home, I see that dejected joke hunched over and drooping my ears, just like a proud general returning from defeat.
In summer, mosquitoes are free. A few days. Although there are all kinds of beneficial insects, they can't stop mosquitoes. Cockroaches crawl on food, which makes people want to vomit. And no matter how hard you step on it, you can't finish it. It made people angry and stepped on cockroaches, but a group of cockroaches appeared the next day. It's really nerve-racking
Summer is the season of disaster. Sometimes, I go out to play. Suddenly, the weather turned black, which made me panic and hide, followed by a burst of lightning and thunder, which made people feel scared. Finally, it rained cats and dogs, which was fine at first, but the cars in the underground garage behind were flooded and the wheels of the overpass on the ground were flooded. Alas, summer is so miserable! Everyone has escaped.
In summer, food rots easily. The fresh fruit I just bought has gone bad when I ate it the next Monday. It's embarrassing for the vendors outside, and it's also very harmful to ourselves.
In a word, I don't like summer. This is a hot and mosquito breeding season.
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