Sugar Heart Storm - Family Good Moon Celebration Mid-Autumn Festival Issues

1. Once upon a time, there was a cockroach named "Xiao Qiang". He was fine at first, but one day his legs were suddenly broken and he was covered with scars. Why?

C. He lost when buying stocks. (Her mother used this joke to teach her son Aka a lesson and persuade him not to play stocks anymore)

2. The chickens, ducks and geese went out to play ball together. When they came back, they opened the refrigerator. There were three sodas in it. They planned to have one for each person, but The chicken didn't drink. Why?

C. Because she is graceful and graceful. (The pronunciation of "Graceful" in Cantonese is the same as "Goose Duo Zhi", which means: get one more goose)

3. I have a friend who has a heart problem and wants to go to "Tong Bo Zai" (to do it) Cardiac catheterization surgery), the charge is RMB 30,000 for one operation, and RMB 100,000 for two operations. Why?

B. Because one "wave" has three twists and turns. (The amount of medical expenses collected after "passing" twice is 100,000, so the medical expenses of "passing" once are only a 30% discount of "passing" twice)

4. What can skate?

Flowers. ("Figure skating", "style" and "shi" in Cantonese have the same pronunciation, and "shi" in Cantonese means: knowing, knowing)

5. What is more uncomfortable than eating shit?

B. Eat two pieces of shit.

6. What flag does Fatty like to fly the most?

C. Fighting beasts ("fighting beasts" sounds the same as "fighting thin")

7. When cows, sheep and chickens go out to eat, who pays the bill in the end?

Chicken gives ("give" in Cantonese is pronounced as "bi". Among these three animals, only the legs of chicken are pronounced as "肶" and "鸡肶" in Cantonese. "肶" sounds the same as " Ratio")

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