Humorous copy of hilarious children

1. The mother accidentally flashed her waist when she took her son upstairs, and her face was painful. The son asked with concern, "Mom, what's wrong with you?" Mom: "I'm flashing." The son pointed to the sound control light in the corridor and said, "Oh, is the light bulb flashing your waist?"

2. My daughter and I walked past the Oriental Pearl, and my daughter pointed to three balls on the Oriental Pearl. Daughter: Mom, look, is the Oriental Pearl big ball big? I said: eldest daughter: is the ball small? I said, little daughter: Did you miss the ball? I ...

3. After my daughter and kindergarten children came back from the zoo, my mother asked, "Baby, what's the best in the zoo?" The daughter said, "Elephant. It has two tails, one in the back and the other in the front. "

4. When I was young, I went shopping with a few cents in my hand, and the money was blown away by a gust of wind. I searched the neighborhood for nothing, so I went back to the place where the money was blown away, and deliberately threw another fifty cents, trying to find the fifty cents along with it ... As a result ... Well, I lost a dollar.

5. When my son went to grandma's house for the first time, his mother told him that he had to take the train to grandma's house. When they rushed to the ticket gate with the crowd, the son asked, "Mom, what are so many people doing?" Mother said, "Take the train." The son is even more strange: "Do they all go to grandma's house?"

6. After watching the movie, a boy told his mother sadly, "Mom, I don't want to go to school." "What's the matter, son?" Mom asked. "Just now, a man in the movie was always chased by a group of bad guys. They said he knew too much."

7. My wife is pregnant with twins and has a big belly. Once we were eating out, a little boy was pregnant, too. He kept watching us. After a while, finally he couldn't help running over, pointing to his wife's stomach, and then looking at his own, he said anxiously, Aunt, don't eat any more!

8. Let my son have a meal. When he looks at it, he says, "I don't like it. I won't eat it." Walking along the dining table, I was furious when I heard it. When my son saw that my face was wrong, he came back around the dining table and said, "I have to come here to like eating."

9. The mother criticized her son: "I don't understand how you can do so many stupid things in one day". The son confidently replied, "I get up early."

1. Dad asked his son, "If the car is made of chocolate, which part do you want to eat first?" Son: "wheels, so the car can't drive."

11. The son asked his husband: What's Zhang Fei's mother's surname? Husband: I don't know. Son: Stupid, surnamed Wu, who doesn't know anything about much ado about nothing. The son asks again: What is Zhang Fei's father's surname? My husband thought for a long time and slapped his forehead: the surname is troublesome, causing trouble! The son laughed wildly: Stupid! Last name is Zhang! You don't have your father's last name.

12. I asked my little nephew to help me with my shopping. He said, "Running errands costs 2 yuan.". Gave it to him and added: run faster. A: Add another two dollars. Q: Why? A: Can express and surface mail have the same price?

13. My kindergarten teacher taught children a nursery rhyme in class yesterday. "The baby sleeps in a crib, and the baby's dream is sweet." I asked, "Little friend, why is the baby's dream sweet?" A loud voice came from the corner: "I fell asleep because I touched my boobs. I was petrified in an instant, son. What a sharp answer!"

14. My son grew up in the city when he was a child. Many animals were only seen in books and zoos. When I returned to the countryside at the age of two, I saw a donkey and asked my son, "What is this?" The son looked at the donkey from the tail to the head, and finally looked at the two big ears of the donkey and said positively, "Big Rabbit".

15. I took my son back to my hometown. My son feels everything is fresh and runs around. Seeing a cow ruminating outside a family door, the son cocked his head and looked at it again and again: "I didn't see it eating grass. What is it chewing?" I was just about to explain to my son, but he slapped his head and said with an epiphany, "I see." The cow must be chewing gum! "

16. In the evening, my 3-and-a-half-year-old son was lying between my wife and me, getting ready for bed. My son said, "Mom hugs me to sleep." I teased him, "Mom hugs you. What about Dad?" The son immediately turned back and said seriously, "You go to your mother."

17. In the evening, only my 3-year-old son and I were at home. I teased him and said, "Son, if a devil comes to eat a person at this time, let him eat me or you?" The son said, "Eat me." I was very moved by this and asked happily, "Why?" The son said, "The devil has eaten you, and I am afraid at home alone."

18. Play cool version: Have you seen my little brother's outfit? Is it for today's Children's Day? The hat is Yuan Datou's, the coat is Grey Wolf's, the trousers are Pleasant Goat's, the socks are Monte's feet, the schoolbag is wonderful, the waistband is Le Le, and the shoes are muddy ... < P > 19. My son saw a lot of food in the TV advertisement and said to me, "Dad, I want to go into TV." Me: "What are you going to do?" Son: "I'll go in and get something delicious." Me: "OK, then you go in." The son said weakly, "I dare not go in." I asked strangely, "Why?" The son replied, "I went in. If you want to tune in, I can't get out."

2. When eating, my mother gave my father a big bowl of rice. When my father saw it, he said, "It's too much to eat." The son answered: "You are such a big boy, why can't you eat it?" The family laughed and sprayed on the spot.