What are some good humorous sentences that make women fat?

1. Fat women like to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants and stand there like a mailbox.

2, for a fat paper, looking back and laughing won't happen. It's already hard to look back, so how can you laugh?

God, she wore a black and white evening dress today and came to me like a noble Antarctic penguin.

4. Smiled, eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on the cheek kept shaking up and down with the action. I always bring my life buoy when I swim in the sea.