Lv Xiucai's classic lines.

1. God, are you high myopia, amblyopia, astigmatism or presbyopia cataract? Why not do retinal repair surgery?

2. I am naturally useful, and a thousand dollars is hard to buy. I am very happy ~ ~

3. Scholars sell themselves: "Read more books and read good books.

This martial arts biography records the grievances and enmities of Jianghu children for thousands of years.

It's exciting and exciting, which makes people want tea and rice, and they can't afford to get sick.

This book has not been published yet. If you are interested in cooperation,

Please come to my office for an interview and have a long talk. "

4. Scholar: Zi ~ ~ once said.

Everyone: Bah!

5. The scholar pointed to durian and said, "Confucius ... this is ... (argument) ... root carving ... (another way of saying it) ... stands for the invincible benevolent ~ ~!"

6. The road is slowly taking a long rest ~ I will go up and down, east and west, north and south, and I will pursue everything I go.

7. Yang Guo, Guo Jing, slightly lost literary talent;

Duan Yu, Qiao Feng, slightly old-fashioned;

A great warrior, Dong Fangbubai, only knows the embroidered birds in the room.

8. Scholar: The bracelet should have a sense of history, art and vicissitudes ... to fully show my cultural taste.

9. Scholar: To be or not to be, that is a question.

10. Xiao Guo, how are you? If you have any difficulties, just say,

Say ~ even if there is no difficulty in making difficulties! ~!

1 1. The world is so wonderful,

I'm too grumpy.

I am indignant if I don't enjoy the good things.

There is nothing good, but I came out to appeal with enthusiasm.

I don't know how many times I have said it. Let the storm come more violently!

12. Moral Classics of Scholars:

Thinking, thinking, Tao can be Tao, extraordinary Tao, I want to ask you if you know. ...

Yo yo yo, yo pain, pain.

13. "Son, help me!"

Stopped by unparalleled, the scholar said to himself, "Somebody, help, who can hear my voice?"

14. Furong: Brother Hou, get out of the way!

Scholar: Be careful, Bajie!

15. Scholar: (dissatisfied) Hum ~ ~ I chop and change. Me? ! Knowing this, I might as well choose unparalleled. ...

Laobai: (turning to the door with a wry smile) Hey, Xiao Guo, when did you come?

Scholar: (hands raised, knees huddled) Oh ~ ~ ~ I was wrong, I was wrong!

You adults don't remember villains, the prime minister can punt in his stomach, the moon sets all over the sky with black hoof cream, and both husband and wife go home ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!

16. Scholar: Boss, I can help you.

Boss: My good scholar.

Scholar: But I won't pack (jiaozi), but I can try it for you later. ...

17. Stand calm for a while and take a step back.

18. Mouth: They laugh at me for reading less!

Xiao Bai: This is nonsense. You have never read a book!

19. The scholar got the money back from Xiao Guo.

But I had to beat around the bush because I was ashamed to export directly.

Circuitous remind kuo keywords:

Well, have you ever been to the underground spring in the world? I heard about it once. There is A Qing beside the Diquan.

View. In that Taoist temple, there is a Taoist priest. They like to pull Hu beside the enemy circle, while Song calls it

All Yue Ying ...?

20. The scholar lamented: If only she were as virtuous as you.

Wu Shuang: Isn't she (Xiao Guo) very virtuous?

Scholar: virtuous, virtuous, idle at home, nothing ~ ~ ~

2 1. Big mouth asks: Is it important for brothers or women?

The scholar replied: brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes!

Dazzled: Good brothers!

The scholar said unhurriedly: centipede's hands and feet, winter clothes ~ ~ ~

22. The legendary terrible Guo Juxia (Guo Furong's father) will come to inspect the marriage between Furong and the scholar.

The timid scholar fainted after seeing her father ... Lao Bai helped the scholar up and said to him, "Big Brother, call someone (father) quickly."

The scholar staggered and went straight to Guo Juxia: "Big Brother, you're here ..."

Furong: "Please, that's my dad ..."

The scholar smiled awkwardly: "Dad ... wait a minute (ask Furong) what's your dad's last name?"

"The old man's surname is Guo."

The scholar smiled and said, "What a coincidence, it's the same surname as Fu Mei, ha ha, ha ha ... I'll make you a bowl of tea ..."

After pouring tea, Guo Juxia said, "Children lie, but adults lie. Who taught them? "

Scholar: "Nobody taught me, I learned it myself. I once said ... "(Everyone coughs)

Scholar: "Son? Who's the son? Which son? Grandson or son?

Never heard of it (staring at Guo Juxia) ... What? Men, make two cups! ? Everything is fine ... "Everyone is dizzy. ...

23. Guo: Are you sure?

Lu: I don't deny veto and negation!

Lv Xiucai: Confucius said that Shakespeare said that as long as there is life, there is hope. The shepherd would rather lose the wool than the sheep.

25. Ji Wuming lost a scholar.

Commentary: Ji Wuming, a peerless master, wants to kill everyone in Tongfu Inn. At the critical moment, the scholar stepped forward. ...

Ji Wuming (hereinafter referred to as Ji): I will die as you want me to.

Scholar: Wait, you can kill me, but first, whose hand did I die?

Ji: nonsense, I.

Scholar: I … am … who …

Ji: How do I know who you are?

Scholar (laughs): Here comes the question.

Ji (puzzled): What do you mean?

Scholar: This must start with the relationship between man and the universe. You've always had problems.

Ji: What do you mean?

Scholar: Me, who is it?

Ji: I already know this.

Scholar: No, you didn't. Do you know that?/You know what? Who are you? Ji wuming? No, it's just a name, a code name. You can call Ji Wuming, I can call Ji Wuming, and they can both. Who are you after you take off your code name?

Ji: I don't know and I don't need to know.

Scholar: OK, OK, then answer me another question: Who am I?

Ji: This question has already been asked.

Scholar: No, I just asked the ID, and now I'm asking myself.

Ji: What's the difference?

Scholar: For example, I have a conversation with my code name, and your code name is also me. What does this mean? Does this mean that you are me and I am you? ...

Ji: This question is meaningless.

Scholar: Then ask some meaningful questions. Where did I come from and where did I die? Why should I appear in this world? What does my appearance mean to the world? Did the world choose me, or did I choose the world?

Ji: That's enough!

Scholar: Do I have a necessary connection with the universe? Does the universe have an end? Is there a time limit? Where did the past time disappear? Where will the future stop? Is the question I'm asking now still the question you just mentioned?

Ji (big head): I'll kill you!

The scholar shouted, Who killed me? Who did I kill?

Ji (stunned): I killed me?

Scholar: Correct answer! Do it!

As a result, a generation of top experts Ji Wuming died.