A selection of classic funny and humorous jingles

Jingle is a typical literary genre in China and has a long tradition in Chinese people’s daily life and political life. I have compiled classic jingles below, everyone is welcome to read them. Classic jingle (selected)

Today’s four biggest fools:

Those who hang themselves because they are not in love, those who take medicine when they are not sick, those who sign contracts that are invalid, those who look at their mobile phones and giggle.

The four major things today:

Wear condoms on mobile phones, handcuffs when calling, men wear vests, and women wear bras.

The four things you can’t afford to offend:

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Drinking alcohol and not eating food, wearing shirtless and wearing a tie, exposing breasts, riding a bicycle 80 miles.

The four happy events in a new life:

Meeting a close friend while chatting, meeting someone while shopping Netizen, mobile phone bill is charged, lover you are happy.

The four great tragedies in life:

A drop of sweet rain after a long drought; meeting an old friend in a foreign land, a creditor; a night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, next door; nomination for the gold list At that time, the name was the same.

The four major nuisances:

No one came to invite the guests, no one called the BB machine, the wife was not allowed to make trouble, and if she wanted to make trouble, she had to wear a condom.

The four idle things:

The boss’s kidney, an official’s manuscript, the lady’s tears, the statistics bureau’s report.

The four idle things:

A rich man’s wife, a leader’s money, a laid-off employee, a researcher.

Four Knowledges:

It’s not until you get to Beijing that you learn about official primary schools, only after you get to Shanghai do you know about low-rise primary schools, and only after you get to Shenzhen I know I have little money, but I don’t know my wife is old until I get to the box.

Four lectures:

Talk about righteousness in the morning, loyalty at noon, luck in the afternoon, and strength in the evening.

Four? Can’t say?:

The bull market was trapped, Xiaomi was cheated, the stolen money was stolen, and Viagra failed.

The four major evils:

Alcohol is A poison that penetrates the intestines, color is a steel knife that scrapes bones, anger is a tiger descending from a mountain, and money is the root of trouble.

Men's four goods:

Men in their twenties are futures, and men in their thirties are futures. A man who is 40 years old is a hot commodity, a man who is forty years old is a ready commodity, and a man who is fifty years old is a commodity that jumps off the building.

Four fears of men:

Afraid that the lady is sick, afraid that the lover is pregnant , afraid of the masses writing letters, afraid of wives committing suicide.

Four men with flowers:

First-class men have flowers outside their homes, second-class men look for flowers outside their homes, and third-class men scratch around everywhere. , The fourth man comes home from work.

The fourth man sleeps?:

When a beggar sleeps, he sleeps on the ground; when he sleeps with his wife, he pays taxes; when he sleeps with his lover, he evades taxes; when he sleeps with his sister-in-law, he evades taxes. Value-added sleep.

The four ghosts of men:

When you come home from get off work at night, you are a poor man, when you come home at 9 o'clock in the evening, you are a drunkard, when you come home at 12 o'clock in the evening, you are a pervert, and when you come home at 4 o'clock in the morning, you are a pervert. The family is a gambler. Classic jingle (popular)

The four wolves in the world:

The pervert Clinton, the wild wolf Saddam, the hungry wolf Putin, and the domestic wolf Chen Shui-bian.

The four most stupid things for men:

Go home after get off work, spend the money you earn, order lobster for dinner, and leave your phone number for the lady.

The four most common ages for men:

Twenty is Pentium, thirty is Microsoft, forty is Panasonic, and fifty is Lenovo.

Brothers in the world are four irons:

One iron is together The two friends have gone through the same window, the second iron has carried a gun together, the third iron has gone whoring together, and the fourth iron has shared the stolen goods together.

The four greatest hopes of men:

There is one at home There is a cook, there is a good-looking one in the office, there is a bitch next to me, and there is someone I miss far away.

Men’s four major wishes:

To marry a wife, you should marry Xiao Zhao and make friends. It should be Linghu Chong. As a man, it is best to be Qiao Feng, and Wei Xiaobao is the best choice.

Men’s four major frustrations:

It’s boring to spend time with your wife, it’s too expensive to find a lady, and it’s too tiring to have a lover. , not getting married is the most affordable.

Four ideals of women:

Men’s skulls are broken, they give me money every day, and they have to queue up for me to choose, and I will never grow old. . Classic jingle (latest)

The first-class beauties are traveling across the ocean, the second-class beauties are in Shenzhen and Zhuhai, the third-class beauties are in Beijing and Shanghai, and the fourth-class beauties are waiting to go to the sea.

The appearance of Si Lian :

First love is like falling in love at first sight, passionate love is like committing oneself to each other, nostalgia is like obedience, and broken love is like you and me.

Four basic rules:

Drinking basically depends on the gift, smoking basically depends on the supply, the salary basically does not change, and the wife basically does not need it.

The New Four Systems of Marriage: