You know the funniest joke (seeking refinement rather than excess)

One day at noon, there were no customers in the bank savings hall. I was sitting in the window of the deposit and withdrawal counter in a daze. At this time, a female customer walked into the hall and came to my window. She handed me a piece of paper. The article said that I wanted to withdraw money. I took the note and looked at it. It said: Comrade xx is hereby sent to your bank to withdraw RMB 100,000. The signature below is the General Office of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China. Looking at this extremely irregular handwritten note, I immediately confirmed that this was a scam, but I just felt that this scam was too "pediatric". I was hesitating whether to call the police when I suddenly noticed that the woman had a dazed look on her face and her clothes were disheveled. I realized she might be a psychopath, so I gave up the idea of ??calling the police and handed her over to the security guard in the lobby. The security guard in the lobby listened to my introduction to the situation and said to the woman: If you want to withdraw money from this note, you must first go to the police station across the street and ask the director to stamp it for you. After listening to the security guard, the woman ran to the police station across the street without thinking. Seeing this scene, I admired the security guard from the bottom of my heart and thought to myself: Just because he is so smart, I might marry him one day. After lunch time, the hall started to get busy. At this time, the woman walked in excitedly. The security guard and I were surprised when we saw it. It is hard to get in and out of the police station now. The two of us quickly asked the woman what was going on. The woman happily said that the police officer on duty told her that for the convenience of the people, office procedures have been simplified, and you can withdraw money without having to stamp it at the police station. After listening to what this woman said, I had to admire this policeman. Who said that the quality of the current police is poor? You see how skillful this policeman is. He has brought this trouble back to us with just an official tone. Alas, we can’t accept it. At this time, the lobby security guard and I had no choice but to hand the woman over to the lobby supervisor. After the lobby supervisor figured out the ins and outs of the matter, he asked the woman: What are you doing with the money? The woman said: Buy delicious food and nice clothes. After hearing what she said, the lobby supervisor said: We are China Construction Bank. The money you withdraw here can only be used to build houses. The food you eat is made of grain. Therefore, you have to go to the Agricultural Bank of China next door to get the money to buy delicious food. You have to go to the Industrial and Commercial Bank opposite to get the money for the clothes. After listening to the lobby supervisor's words, the woman left happily. Looking at her leaving figure, I admired our lobby manager so much. After a while, we almost forgot about it, and the woman came back again. Looking at her, the security guard in the lobby and the supervisor and I were all dumbfounded. This is really amazing! We asked the woman what was going on, and she said someone from the Agricultural Bank of China told her that only farmers can withdraw money from the Agricultural Bank of China. She has an urban household registration and cannot withdraw money. Later she went to the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, where she was told that this was a public bank and you couldn't get it if you were a mother. Finally, they said, you are a bitch, you can only go to China Construction Bank to withdraw money. So, she's back. Just when we were dumbfounded, the president came. He took the note, looked at it and said to us, "Nonsense." Then he turned around and said kindly to the woman, "Comrade, it's not that we don't welcome you. You were sent by the central government and we are not of a high level. If you want to get it, you have to go to the central bank." Oh my god! Today's society is really a society where everyone is cheating. Everyone is a master of cheating. It is really difficult to fool a trouble out.