Give some examples of humorous jokes-I was shocked to see this.

Give some examples of humorous jokes-I was shocked to see this.

Give some examples of humorous jokes-I was shocked to see this.

The old question suddenly occurred to me. If the Japanese send Robot Cat, Astro Boy, One Piece, Altman, Gundam, Alalei and Death to Diaoyu Island, who should China send to destroy them?

The taxi radio is telling a story about caring people saving cats. The reporter interviewed one of the aunts. The aunt said that she adopted 60 cats, but she couldn't leave them at home. I hope other cat lovers will adopt some, scald them with boiling water, and steam them with some salt 15 minutes. A bowl is delicious. . . I was stunned when I heard this, and later I learned that the driver had changed the channel. ⊙⊙ @ jingjing jingjing o0

China phonetics players inadvertently revealed a secret. They actually have an uncle named Yao, and the clue comes from them. Disclaimer: My uncle is Yao Changge!

Test whether you have obsessive-compulsive disorder 1. When wearing headphones, be sure to see the left and right before wearing them; 2. Danny Chung alarms every 5 minutes, but still refuses to get up; 3. Suspect that the door is unlocked; 4. I feel bad when I see others not clearing the table; 5. When the things you care about have results, you dare not take the initiative to inquire; 6. Repeatedly right-click to refresh the page when in a daze; 7. The volume must be adjusted to your favorite number; I like to bite straws and paper cups. More than 5 have obsessive-compulsive disorder tendency!

Just a country that uses sanitary napkins as its national flag wants to package Diaoyu Island? Save it! ! ! Even if you are oversized at night, we in China will definitely let you miss the Pacific Ocean on your menstrual side! ! ! ! ! ! !

Every day is spent in "I am so bored", "Fogg is so tired", "Paralyzed and hungry" and "Sleeping in the trough"! A lot of shots, right? ......

A plainclothes policeman reminded his companion: "Attention! The criminal appeared! " An old lady passing by said to herself, "I'm so nervous." Are there two beggars worth making a fuss about? "

How to type in pinyin when you meet unfamiliar words? You can type "u" first, then type the pronunciation of each radical, or you can come out, such as umamama-Pian.

There is a magical rule that as long as half a month passes, there will be little living expenses left this month.

Tell you an unfortunate fact. . At this time, I started rummaging through the closet looking for a coat and trousers to wear. . I have met the beautiful old age of sunset red. .

"You have many shortcomings!" "For example!" "Don't lift it!" Joke news

My husband asked his wife to make him a cup of tea before taking a nap, but she forgot. When her husband woke up, she remembered it and went to make tea at once. When my husband got up, he found that the tea had just been brewed and he couldn't drink it immediately. Because of thirst, he was a little anxious and walked around the house. The wife smiled, picked up the teacup, blew it, and said, "Husband, sit down for a while. Don't walk around. It doesn't mean that people take tea to cool down."

My mother's feeling after watching the biography of Zhen Huan is that those concubines are too idle. She said that the emperor should invite some teachers to give lessons to the concubines. Give them more homework so that they have no energy to play.

If the person you like takes a bath in your house, the bath towel falls off when you come out, hehe! Would you? 1. Scream loudly. 2. nosebleeds. I was directly stupid at that time. 4. My heart beats faster. 5. I turned around quickly. I pretended not to see it. 7. I jumped at it directly. 8. I said, "Wow, what a great figure!" 9. Where are my eyes? 10. How can you be so careless? 1 1. Joking: Why seduce me ~ 12. Say it yourself!

My heart is waiting for death, always waiting for death.

There are five boys living in a dormitory. On this day, the third and the fifth went to the toilet together. When he came back first, he saw the fourth washing clothes, and the second sleeping in bed with the boss. He said cheerfully that the old four, the old three and the old two are the boss! That night, the fifth one was killed. Who do you think did it?

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