Funny short messages on Christmas and New Year's Day in 2009

Today is Christmas! Did you hang some smelly socks in front of your bed? Santa Claus will throw my best gift in! Merry Christmas!

The angel said, as long as you stand in 99 tulips painted with your heart and make a wish, God will hear you. I painted flowers all over the room. Finally, God said to me: Son, make a wish! I said I just want to read text messages. Merry Christmas!

In order to adapt to environmental protection and save paper, don't send me Christmas cards at Christmas. Please write your information directly on the largest possible bill! Hey hey, it's me again! Merry Christmas!

I want to eat fried rice with eggs today, but I can only eat eggs. If you can separate the eggs from the rice, you will be happy with the rest of the eggs! If we can change the eggs in fried rice into complete eggs, round eggs will be happy!

There are always some things you can't forget. There are always people around, so wonderful meeting, so beautiful life, important work, and mood adjustment. Texting should be a happy harassment. Merry Christmas!

Life is the most predestined relationship I dream about you every night. I hope you can know that I miss you infinitely. In the gentle breeze and drizzle, you have acacia wood. In my heart, I will hold your hand all my life and swear to love you the most (see the first word of every sentence)

The moment of fireworks is happiness, the moment of meteor is prayer, and the moment of missing is touching, and I just want you to understand at the moment you see the message: I sincerely wish you a happy life! Merry Christmas!

A faint sunset glow, night arrival. On the lantern, white snow is inlaid with pine trees, and the costume is embedded with joy. Western things serve China. China said that fashion is fashionable, and that it is not fashionable if it is not fashionable. Santa Claus unveiled the list of emperors and was once the top student in high school. Merry Christmas to you!

Legend has it that on Christmas Eve, the stars in the sky made two wishes: one is to wish everyone in the world peace and happiness, and the other is to tell the lucky baby who is reading this news that Christmas can have a day off, but please ask for leave first!

If you look up at the night sky tonight and there is a star twinkling, it is to wish you a safe life; There are thousands of stars shining, that is to wish you happiness forever; If there are no stars, it is too many blessings to make all the stars pale.

I have a crescent moon in my hand, two stars on my head, three-color eyes and nine roses in my mouth. I am coming to you with lightning speed: Merry Christmas! Would you like to share Christmas with me?

Why is there Christmas? Because I told God that you like snow; Why is there Santa Claus? Because I told God that you like the old man with white beard; Having said so much, don't you understand what I mean? Idiot! Merry Christmas to you!

99 Christmas greetings

0 1 I will turn all the good news into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, all the happiness into cakes to thank you, and then say Merry Christmas!

Send you a Christmas tree full of gifts. The biggest and brightest star on the top is my heart, my infatuation is hanging, and my unchanging heart is making materials: Merry Christmas!

I silently prayed that Santa Claus would send me a companion to hold hands with me on the coming Christmas Eve. And he gave you to me.

Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network within 24 hours, I, who have always been far-sighted and smart, wish a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in advance!

If a fat old man jumps in from the window every night to catch you and put you in a bag, you don't have to worry, because the Christmas present I want is you.

Maybe the years will fade away, maybe the space will be isolated from each other, but knowing the cherished friendship will say Merry Christmas to you again!

Santa Claus said that the so-called happiness is a healthy body, people who love you deeply and a group of reliable friends. When you receive this message, you will have everything.

Christmas used to be gray. This year, with you, everything is different, and my world suddenly becomes bright and colorful. I sincerely thank you.

This is the message I sent you three days later. Don't peek. I told you not to look. Look. Merry Christmas!

10 in this foreigner's festival, I really want to be with you and enjoy this intoxicating atmosphere. However, you and I are separated, so I have to whisper to you here: "Merry Christmas, dear!" "

1 1 I miss your smile, your coat and your white socks, which are full of Christmas presents.

12 Christmas is here. Have you ever hung smelly socks on the bed? Santa Claus will throw my best gift in. Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus said he would put presents in our socks this year, so you must stay with me on Christmas Eve.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

15 In this charming Christmas, you hid at home and laid eggs, a pile of dinosaur eggs, and a small egg, a pig. Merry Christmas!

16 Merry Christmas, what is Merry Christmas? Not happy sunshine, nor the chirping of birds, but happy thoughts and happy smiles.

This is a warm and loving greeting.

17 There is a problem that has been bothering me these days. You are obviously not a chicken. Why does everyone wish you a merry Christmas?

Do you know whose holiday Christmas is? I don't know, it's your holiday, it's Christmas! Idiot.

19 Hi, why are you still here? Do you know your importance? Without you, who will drag Santa Claus to give presents to everyone? Merry Christmas!

I feel, think, see, smell, listen, people feel, hands feel, feet feel, say, do, get, time is up, your gift has not arrived, only my blessing has arrived.

2 1 Because of your existence, this day has a more special meaning, because we can get together under the tree and make a wish. Let's love each other for life.

If you are Christmas, I am New Year's Day, you are Santa Claus, I am a reindeer doffer, you are Santa Claus, I am Santa Claus, I wish you a merry Christmas!

Please give me a chance to spend Christmas Eve with you. Can a small request satisfy me?

On this beautiful day, there are no beautiful words, affectionate words and exquisite gifts, only deep blessings from friends. Merry Christmas!

On the evening of 24th, boil two eggs, I'll eat one and give you a Christmas. Wish you a happy holiday!

The dazzling lights on the Christmas tree are my prayers for your safe life, and the bells rising on Christmas Eve are my wishes for your happy life.

On the night of Christmas Eve, I want to walk into the church with you, okay?

I have liked you for a long time. I really want to waltz with you this Christmas eve, lie next to you and say softly, I like it very much.

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Dear, although I can't spend our first Christmas with you, I still want to send my deep wishes for a better tomorrow.

Snowflakes fluttered, deer bells danced, and the sweet Christmas Eve came again, with little hands waving and dancing. What a wonderful Christmas.

3 1 On this special day, I want to say "Merry Christmas!" "

Dear Santa Claus, Merry Christmas? If you are unhappy, send me more gifts. I know you are all shopaholics, and then you buy them one by one and give them gifts.

May the world be full of peace. I wish you a happy new year with my most sincere heart. God bless you. Amen.

Merry Christmas! Send the gift to the SMS reader quickly, or you will make this Christmas Eve fidgety. Did you hear that? Don't laugh at fools!

I've known him for a long time, but I haven't met him. Friends of Christmas Eve, can we get together on Christmas Eve?

I made a wish to Santa Claus. I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive my full blessing from Santa Claus to warm your heart and feet.

Little witch, Christmas is coming again. I have a blessing for you. I wish you would stop being stupid and have sex. Oh, honey, you are right to be happier than me anyway.

On this Christmas occasion, I have only one thing to tell you. I didn't have breakfast or lunch today. See you after work.

I haven't heard your voice for a long time, and no one has listened to my heart-to-heart talk for a long time. I really miss you in the days when snowflakes are flying. Merry Christmas to you!

If you are alone now, I wish you a merry Christmas. If you are in a group, please tell me where you are.

4 1 I want to express my thoughts when you are happiest. Here comes the chance for a romantic Christmas Eve. You are as happy as a pig, especially when you are angry, haha.

There are no presents this Christmas, only text messages.

Santa Claus asked, "What day is it today?" The elf said, "Today is Christmas!" " Santa Claus said, "Oh, that's too bad. I have to work overtime again. I hate this day. "

Wine, candles and a big meal, what a perfect Christmas, except for you, my friend and your wallet.

Dear, you are brighter than the stars on the Christmas tree and cuter than the reindeer, but have you shaved? I don't want you to look like Santa Claus.

Listen, Santa's bell, go and see, why did you come back so soon? What? Take out the garbage. Don't worry!

Why did you get up? Open your eyes quickly. I climbed into your bed last night and hid a very special gift under your pillow!

May the light of Christmas shine on you every day, and may sunshine and flowers fill your life journey.

You are happy, I am happy, everyone is happy, and Christmas is also happy. Oh, where is my Christmas present? Look for it, look for it. Oh, did you get it? I brought you happiness.

Merry Christmas. I won't think of you only on special days, but I will definitely let you receive my blessing at Christmas.

5 1 When the bell rings, I am yours! Don't get me wrong, it's not a wedding bell, it's a Christmas bell, and I'm your gift giver.

In the face of Christmas, in the face of people passing by in a hurry, I am moved to think of you. Love is the kind of expression that cannot be expressed.

Christmas is coming again. I hope I can spend Christmas with the people I love this year. I want to ask you, would you like to be the person I love?

54 hi! I haven't seen you for a while. I wonder how you are now. Christmas and New Year are coming. May you have an unforgettable and happy time.

Christmas! I hope you are happy in the new year!

We have dinner on Christmas Eve, sing songs on Christmas Eve, and go to a disco on carnival night. I want us to be together!

I don't know how to face your departure, and you didn't give me any comfort. I have tears in my eyes. Will you come back for Christmas? Don't break my heart again! !

There is a saying that I want to say every Christmas, but I have no chance. Now I can't hold on any longer. Please take away the socks you left on my sofa! !

Christmas really feels lonely! Because I don't have you around, I really miss you and I really want you to spend this romance with me.

Christmas Eve.

Son, I'm Santa Claus. I have a Christmas present for you. What, you don't have a smoke window at home, so don't buy it! '

Bless you on Christmas Eve. May the laughter and joy of Christmas haunt you forever!

6 1 The faint friendship is deep, the faint taste is pure, and the faint blessing is the truest. Merry Christmas!

Please choose your wish: a: chocolate+roses b: buffet+candlelight c: movies+snacks d: all of the above.

Only when the bell rings, may my blessing become a flying angel and fly to your window. Merry Christmas!

If you didn't receive my Christmas present today, it must be a big hole in your socks. Please mend it quickly.

In order to respond to environmental protection and save paper, don't send me a Christmas card at Christmas, just write your congratulations on as much paper money as possible.

I can't go to church to pray for you, and there are no Christmas songs, let alone Christmas presents. I just pray in my heart that you will be healthy every day.

I had a dream last night. Santa Claus gave me a Christmas dinner coupon for two. Would you like to spend our first Christmas with me?

Really?

Baby, I will be with Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. Now in front of you, close your eyes and count to three.

Merry Christmas, dear. Do you know who I am? This question may not be important to you, but it is important to me.

It's snowing. Santa Claus is snickering at the green Christmas tree outside. Go to sleep, baby. Tomorrow you will receive a beloved gift, waiting for me.

7 1 Would you like to be my Santa Claus this year and put presents on my bedside on Christmas Eve?

On this fashionable day, I have thousands of blessings, but I just want to say four words to you: Merry Christmas!

Every day with you is like Christmas.

Christmas Eve, bless you, my friend, warm and safe! Share with you when you are happy, and share with you when you are unhappy.

The present for you is too heavy for the deer cart to pull, so I have to deliver it myself. Remember to wait for me, wait for me to say Merry Christmas!

Say Merry Christmas in Chinese and Merry Christmas in English. When I want a Christmas present, tell me from my heart.

The flashing silver light in the sky surrounds colorful dreams. I wish you all your wishes with your hands folded.

Merry Christmas! In the new year, there will be sweetness, honey, wealth, taste, safety and health.

The bell is my greeting, the song is my blessing, the snowflake is my greeting card, the wine is my kiss, the breeze is my hug and happiness is my gift.

Things.

Please choose your wish: a: chocolate+roses b: buffet+candlelight c: movies+snacks d: all of the above.

8 1 I'm Santa Claus. Please send me your home address and the storage place of your personal valuables. Why do you need a place to store valuables?

Of course it's insured for gifts. Come on!

With the coming of Christmas Eve, what will you do when you think of your classmates and friends far away? Say a merry Christmas, may friendship last forever and a happy new year.

Come on!

Before Christmas, I always thought that Santa Claus would not give me the best gift, but this Christmas is different. With your arrival, let me

Always remember today.

You know where Santa Claus is. He stole my heart. Did he give it to you? If there is, you should keep it well. That's true.

Although I didn't say it to your face, I can express my sincere wishes to you. Happy holidays! No matter what happens, I will support it.

Yours, please believe me, friends are a lifetime thing!

86. Christmas letters are more affectionate when friends are separated for a long time. Let's party safely and enjoy ourselves. Don't forget that friends are far away, and everything will succeed in the end.

New year.

I like the vitality of spring, the shade of summer, the fruits of autumn and the snow in winter. I prefer this time of year.

Send my blessing to the person I like: Merry Christmas!

Christmas is coming, I made a wish, I hope all my friends are happy, happy, have no worries and grievances, love themselves and be happy.

Come on, have a warm Christmas.

Send you a Christmas tree, the root is a healthy body, the trunk is a happy family, the branches are a happy career, and the leaves are happy love.

90 starlight, candlelight, jingle, jingle, lovely and kind Santa Claus descended from the sky, bringing countless warmth and happiness to the world, as well as

I extend my best wishes to my friends: Merry Christmas!

9 1 Every snowflake falls, every fireworks is lit, every second flows, and every miss is passed, which represents every blessing I want to send you.

Happy Christmas, Fu!

People eat jiaozi with chopsticks in the Spring Festival, moon cakes with their hands in the Mid-Autumn Festival and roast geese with knives and forks at Christmas. Now, Christmas is coming, and you are still

Just hide, lest the knife and fork fall on you.

Christmas greetings, send text messages to wish you success in your career, a happy smile will always accompany you, and I want you to live a long and healthy life. Finally.

I tell you, grandpa God of Wealth will come to see you, too.

Smile at night, have a good sleep, smile in the morning and have an emotional atmosphere all day. Laugh after work, and the house is full of joy and excitement.

Smile and forget all your troubles. Merry Christmas and always smile!

When the snow falls and the cold wind blows, I realize that the romantic Christmas has arrived, and I can forget everything at this moment except.

Tell your good friend that it's cold, take care of yourself and have a merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, happy heart, blessings in hand, all short messages are gifts, and all short messages are happiness! Gifts pile up and happiness comes together.

Rivers. Santa Claus is talking. Merry Christmas!

The joy of Christmas is because you are by my side, and I will make you happy every day in the future. Blessing belongs to us, this is not a promise.

It's confidence.

Christmas is coming, and I want to say thank you to my friends who have supported me and my dear friends. Thank you for coming into my life. I will do my best to give it to them.

You are infinitely happy!

Santa Claus, you have received my blessing. Please run to the chimney and wait for the gift to be delivered. Thank you.

Gentle greetings and sincere wishes, may happiness always accompany you, and may you be full of joy and hope for a bumper harvest in the new year.