Classic homophonic jokes are funny and humorous (60 sentences are universal)

Classic homophonic jokes 1 1. Girls should do something bad, and then give you a boy when God is angry.

2. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

I told the wind the west wind, and the wind pouted and said, "You are like a watermelon".

5. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

6. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

7. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

8. What's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?

Xiao Ming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "laryngitis" and his throat said "hi"

10. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

1 1. Touch the scene, and you will take two words and touch life.

12. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube balls.

13. I asked my friends in Chengdu why they love to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said, because if they wear it for a long time, it will guarantee zero.

14. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

15. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

16. If the mobile phone has a lot of memories, it can store a lot of self-fears and then know its changes: However, when China keeps our friendship.

17. It's so hot that we are ripe.

18. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? The pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

19. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?

20. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.

Classic homophonic joke, funny and humorous. Part II: 2 1. I am a little sheep. I had my hair cut today. I lost my wool.

22. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

23. Now is really the next four tights: tight masks, tight clothes and tight trousers.

24. What song did Gong Yu sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

25. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

26. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

27. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

28. I accidentally trampled an ant to death. The little ant said unjustly, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.

29. Look, look, today's moon is not beautiful, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.

30. If Huang Ting can't find it, go-ah.

3 1. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.

32. Mother sparrow combs her hair and asks her what hairstyle she wants. The little sparrow said, choo choo

In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

34. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.

35. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

36. You have to fill in your personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it in quietly and leave a little secret".

37. I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?

38. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome."

39. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, she will ask Cai Yuan for compensation.

40. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

Classic homophonic jokes and humorous articles 3 4 1. There was a piece of glass. It was a little sleepy, and then it jumped down from the upstairs and said, Good night, I'm broken!

42. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!

43. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Are all the girls on Android phones stuck laughing?

44. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."

45. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

46. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.

47. Am I short, short, short or short? Do you hear me or love?

48. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

49. I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.

50. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.

5 1. Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. After Baidu, he actually crossed the river.

52. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

53. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, and make up. Did you hear that? Did you make up?

54. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

55. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.

56. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

57. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

58. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

59. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the books were.

60. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)