What are the funny sentences posted on the car?

1. Pay attention to your safety, I am in charge of my website.

I'm a novice, don't worry, you can fly over me if you can.

3. Too slow, too slow to be an astronaut!

4. Why are you following me? Let me say it backwards.

5. Driving school delisted for self-study.

6. God keep your distance and don't let me transform!

7. In the car.