Poetry adaptation joke

There is no right or wrong in the world, because there are more people who say right or wrong, so there is right or wrong.

The cashier said that there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

My life has a side and a side, and your life has an s side and a b side.

My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

I can choose to give up, but I can't give up.

Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

I am a fat man, not a clown.

I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing!

Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon and wages are in line with Africa.

Those who believe in fate follow it, and those who don't believe in fate are dragged by it.

Where you can see with your eyes is where you will arrive.

Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

Some old men are lecherous and think that young girls are short of money.

It turns out that when you are lonely, you are your index finger; It turns out that even breathing hurts when I miss you; It turns out that a person is a lifetime.

Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, it can't play out Lao Tzu's sadness! Responsibility is a matter for parents. As a new generation, our responsibility is to give up our responsibility and live an easy life.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. ...

If you are not sure who you love, fall in love first. If you are not sure whether you are in love or not, let's move in together first. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

A strong woman doesn't know the national subjugation and hate, but an almond goes out of the wall.

If the sky is sentimental, it will be old and there will be an almond in the wall.

When this endless sadness continued, an almond emerged from the wall.

Ask how sad you can be, an almond will come out of the wall.

Ask what love is in the world, and an almond goes out of the wall.

If the relationship lasts for a long time, an almond will go out of the wall.

Stop and sit in the love maple forest late, an almond goes out of the wall.

Of course, these are the combination of ancient wisdom, and these incisive sentences are still wealth now, just because they can produce new images after blending with the current culture, which is extraordinary.

For example, there are classics: (of course, they are basically obscene)

If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines.

Grab your son's hand and drag him away.

There were other ladies in his court, 3,000 peerless beauties, and iron bars were ground into embroidery needles. (Classic among Classics)

Businessmen don't know how to hate their country, or sing nunchakus across the river.

A person is a stranger in a foreign land, and when disaster comes, each takes care of his own.

Don't be ecstatic, people are not as yellow as yellow flowers.

There is no limit to learning the sea, and turning back is the shore.

If you don't go where there is a road in Shushan, there is no limit to learning the sea.

When is revenge? What do you know about the past? The puppy twitched again last night, and the country couldn't bear to look back at the moon and the moon.

Dear Ying Xiao Wo, your son was born early.

I thought that the wind was full of urine; Sigh now, my shoes are wet by the wind. (obscene)

The rich have a good ending and everything is fine; But a lover's life is painful.