Husband's humorous sentences

1, men do things, one is one, two is two, women do things, one plus two equals five.

2, mature men are the guardians of the wheat field, so look carefully! This is the dream of tulip field. Drunk!

3, a clean and white face, angular; Dark and deep eyes, glowing with charming colors; Thick eyebrows, high nose and beautiful lips all show elegance.

Bending a little fat, he works there quietly. The not-so-handsome face is completely filled at this time.

At this time, the man is very serious, and a moment of childishness will stimulate gentle desire.

6. It is right for a man not to cry. But the next sentence of this sentence is that when you cry, this person is a real man.

7. The road to a man's heart must pass through the bottleneck of his self-esteem. You know, flattery can make you invincible all over the world, and it is also a slap in the face for men.

8. Go shopping with me during the holiday. Maybe we don't buy anything, but I want us to go together and let others know how much we love each other.

9, my hero should have perseverance, prosperity is not crazy, adversity is not panic, the wind comes and goes, the sky is falling.

10, every successful person has a beginning. Only when you have the courage to start can you find the way to success.

1 1, I think there are more sad men than women, women love the first love, and men love the last one.

12, a man has the ability to turn his wife into a tigress, which shows that this man is confident.

13, this man is very handsome and manly.

14, a mature and independent man can give the lover around him the greatest sense of security.

15, the teenager sat under the blooming cherry tree, his hair was as dark as jet, and the skin on his neck was as delicate as fine porcelain.

16, men should understand friendship and love, and understand the words "love" and "righteousness".

I like your hair, the luster of your hair (feeling, color, taste ...)!

18, if your husband is working hard and his eyes are tired, then you need to give him a warm hug and lean on his shoulder.

19, his dark eyes suddenly caught the bloodthirsty chill of the superior, just like a fiend, a pair of ice eyes easily penetrated people's hearts, pierced the weakest corner of my heart, and danced clothes.

20. A smart man is often a woman waiting. He will be tempted by a woman's love, but he will not be infatuated.

2 1, a man's career is like a woman's measurements, and the gold content of a gentleman lies in the success or failure of this career!

22. The ancients said that the man who knows the times is Jie Jun. To say the least, bowing his head when bowing does not affect the image of a gentleman!

I turned to look at the tall boy standing behind me. The delicate and gentle side chain shines like pearls in the sun, and the short hair can't cover those eyes that look focused.

24. It's hard for a big man to work alone. It is a kind of nature to have a good woman. A great man is a big tree, standing tall and straight on his own. When the tree falls, who will shelter the woman from the wind and rain?

25. His red face sparkles like an apple ripe in September.

26. I feel so stressed when I am with you! Who made you so good!

27. A successful man needs a relatively excellent woman. And this Excellence has nothing to do with her appearance, but is connected with her connotation.

28. Do something for your wife to make her happy. You are a good man.

29. The road is trodden by people, and the history is written by people. Every move of mankind is writing its own history.

30. When tolerance and self-confidence are combined with the same man, this man can be called a perfect man and a very attractive man.

3 1, handsome, charming, talented, educated, endowed with five cars, better than Song Yu of Pan An, not worse than Liu Xiahui. Everyone loves him, and a pear flower overwhelms Haitang.

32. The man who said this on the wine table is generous, but there is no lack of gentleness and understanding. He seems to go through fire and water for you, but his back is not cold at all.

33. I admire the rock standing by the sea, which bravely meets the scouring of the waves. Partner, you are a rock. After being hit by the tide of life, you are always so safe and so upright!

34. His brow wrinkled tightly from time to time, forming a question mark between them; Sometimes I stretch excitedly, like a sentimental tune.

35. You are gentle as water, and your smile drives me crazy.

Because I have never seen a man more elegant than him. From his face, I feel the breath of light and beauty. He didn't smile, but his clear eyes smiled loyally.

37. Are you very lonely sometimes? You are the only outstanding person in the world!

Zong Zhi is a handsome and beautiful boy, raising his eyes and looking at the sky, as bright as Yushu before the wind.

39. Mature, steady, talented and connotative men are the grace of God. His charm emanates from the inside out, which is particularly charming. It is a boutique among men and a favorite of women.

40. "The three armed forces can win the handsome, but the ordinary man can't win the ambition." Your ambition is in your chest, and your ideal is in your arms. Even if the waves are rough, they can't destroy your sailing sails!

4 1, men run the world and women run men. It takes wisdom to govern the world, and men can't govern by playing tricks.

42. His ears are white and red, his helix is distinct, and his outer ring and inner ring are very uniform, like a carved work of art. ..

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

44. The richest man in the world is the one who falls the most. The bravest person in the world is the one who can get up every time he falls!

45. Husband, husband, always works for the public. How many glasses of wine have I drunk, and I want to go home and relax! At least do it at will, my wife will miss you in minutes!

46. When he does something to show his physical strength, he appreciates it. Men like to be seen as powerful people.

47. Smart men treat women as prey, while stupid men treat women as pets. Smart men say to keep half, smart women turn a blind eye.

48. The beauty of a man lies in his concentration on his work. I look at a person, not by his appearance, but by his inner masculinity and friendliness.

49. Before a person succeeds, his face is worthless. Only if you succeed will you have face.

50. A man can have no car, no house and nothing, but he can't have no sense of responsibility. A man who has no sense of responsibility is not worthy to be a man at all.