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Please enjoy the explosive copy (selected 144 sentence) and welcome to share the collection. In winter, a farmer found a brown snake stiff with cold, so he held it in his arms to keep warm. The next day, the farmer put up a sign that said, "No defecation anywhere". 2. Spring fatigue, summer fatigue, autumn fatigue, hibernation, four seasons like a dream. 2000 a month, I feel that I have reached the peak of my life. I'm still single, and I'm afraid to have a girlfriend because I'm afraid my girlfriend will try to get my money. 4. Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all the people I call are pigs. You promised not to make me cry, but you smoked me with damn onions. 6. You are a big boy, you should learn to draw a clean eyeliner, trim a pair of clean eyebrows, spray some light and delicious perfume, draw a delicate makeup ... and then compete with girls of this age for men. 7. I finally know why my feet are always cold, because my legs are long and my blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold. Up to now, we don't have a particularly rich friend. Can you all be angry? 9. In fact, you should pay the tuition with Alipay, and then confirm the payment when the results come out. Depending on the mood, there are good reviews and bad reviews. If you fail, apply for a refund. 10. Every time you are mean to me, I think there is something wrong with you. How can you lose your temper with such a lovely me, speechless! 1 1. Do things when awake, read books when confused, sleep when angry, and think when alone. 12. Each melody records a different complex mood, and each song is a touching story that makes people cry. 13. Smart people are sweet-mouthed, annoying people can act, you can do nothing but be cheated; Like you or not, in fact, it is obvious that people who like you will gradually become talkative in front of you. 14. Make you crazy without me, and make me strong in the world without you. 15. Before everything gets better, we always have to experience some unhappy days, which may be long or just wake up, so be patient and give good luck some time. 16. When encountering disgusting things, learn to be calm and calm. There are all kinds of scum in this world. 17. Some things must be done because I like them. I love you, but goodbye. Mature people don't ask the past; Smart people don't ask now; Open-minded people do not ask about the future. 18. On the road, as long as you put flying wings on your dream, it will always reach its destination. 19. Improve yourself and you will be less embarrassed on the road in the future. In fact, a few years before the embarrassment comes, we have a chance to avoid it, so don't muddle along. 20. All the memories you think will bring you pain will bring you a smile. 2 1. The person who can make you live the most like yourself must be the one who loves you the most and the one you love the most. 22. quarreling is like nailing a nail in the wall. Punch a hole in the white wall every time you quarrel. Reconciliation is like pulling a nail, but the hole remains in the wall forever. After a few years, there may not be many nails, but why are there all holes in the wall? 23. I won't make you sad. If one day I accidentally break your heart, you must believe that I will be more sad than you. 24. Being loved by others does not necessarily lead to happiness. Being loved by others happens to be loved by yourself, which is happiness. 25. Good luck is only a by-product, and it will only come when you simply do things without any selfish distractions. 26. Don't bring trouble to yourself because of the ignorance of all beings. Don't make yourself miserable because of the ignorance of all beings. 27. I hope to have someone like you, such as the refreshing wind in the mountains and the warm light in the ancient city, from morning till night, from Shan Ye to the study, as long as it is you in the end. 28. All the scenery and plants in the world are beautiful, all the strokes are random scenery, and since fate has brought you, all the scenery is just to set you off. 29. All the "Are you there", "What are you doing", "Ha ha ha" and "What did you eat" are actually "I miss you", "I miss you" 30. God let you fall from the sky and hit me impartially, which is fate; And I have a crush on you again. This is a copy. Since fate has come, I can't escape, don't care, cherish. Life is so short that I have to experience something I have never done before. For example, ask the person you like if it is possible for us to be together. No matter how many years have passed, no matter how far I have gone, I deeply miss that road, the road that once let me meet you. 33. If there are 10,000 people in the world who love you, it must be me. If there is only one person in the world who loves you, it must be me. 34. In this life, thank you for passing by my panic. My barbarism is still biased towards me as always. Thank you for meeting the best you at the best age. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life. 35. Take the initiative to chat with you, and you should cherish the people who chat. Because no one will live a full life with someone who doesn't care. I recognized you at a glance in the crowd, because they were walking on the road and you were walking on my heart. 37. People who say the stars are beautiful must have never seen your eyes, and people who say the sun is warm must have never seen your smile. 38. When you go to the toilet without paper, I will stand at the door of the toilet with paper and ask you if you love me. 39. When it is cold, put your cold hand on the other person's neck. If the other person is not angry, I will tell you why your hands are so cold, and I will cover them for you. This is true love. 40. The most beautiful love words in the world are not vows of eternal love, but when you need me most, I can say "I am here" warmly. 4 1. I really want to have a long future with you. I really want to get everyone's blessing with you. I really want to accompany you through life. I am warm and live up to each other. 42. I hope that when you appear, you will rub my head, hold me in my ear and say, I'm sorry that I didn't come until now and kept you waiting for too long. Smile because it happened, not cry because it is over. 44. sit on the dust and blow the blue screen. Tea name dragon and phoenix group, fragrant mandarin duck cake. Jade bureau plays chess and points double empty shadows. Huahuayueyue is never idle. Don't let lovesickness wake you up. 2 1. Growth is an endless road. Until death, not to the end, just stranded. Maybe it's not them that have changed, but yourself. Some fetters that change with age, mood and region are accidental and inevitable. 3. How many things have come and gone around us, how many things have accompanied us and then been lost, and how many things have been washed away by time in the river of our lives, but they are always here, which is enough. Neon street lamps are dreamy and magnificent. Incandescent lamps and dazzling wood are natural hesitations. I don't know when I began to be afraid to face those things called once, looking at each other and unfamiliar. I don't know whether the other party or myself has changed. 6. Many times, we don't know how to say goodbye to yesterday, walk through today and face tomorrow. 7. May you live a natural and unrestrained life, be fearless, take it up and let it go, go all out if you love it, and walk away with your head held high if you don't love it. 8. Live a simple life. A simple life is to throw away stumbling blocks, not to pursue things that deviate from nature, and not to lose yourself. 9. On the road of life, stop-and-go is a kind of leisure, walking and watching is an elegance, and walking and forgetting is an open-mindedness; People are sometimes pitiful, people they like can't get it, people they like don't cherish it, and when they are together, when they miss it, when they want to see it, and when they meet each other late, they are full of regrets. 10. After the stumbling past, I want a plain future. Life is too short to wake up with regrets every day. So love those who are kind to you and forget those who don't cherish you. Many times, we regard it as an unforgettable memory, but others have long forgotten it. It's better to overlook it than to dwell on it. 12. Don't be anyone's princess, just be your own queen. Put away unnecessary grievances, put away unnecessary tears, and be your own queen from now on. 13. I should have known that you are sometimes kind, but casual charity is the gentleness I left unintentionally. This is not what I expected. I just want to give myself a little hope in the dark. 14. The big parting is all temptation, and the real parting is silent and no farewell. 15. From then on, I smoked and drank, and kept my mouth shut about eternity; From then on, I talked about cats and dogs, and never said that I ever had them. 16. Time may not prove many things, but it will definitely make you see through many things. We can see the end at a glance, this is not the life we want. We work hard for it, trying to make our life more possible and our future more surprising. 17. Every dull day, the boat of fate can't bear too much sadness, leaving only a pure and transparent heart, printed on the green leaves. I really want to take out my heart, prune it, cut off all the vines lingering in my mind, and let my heart meditate on my obsession in silence. 18. If you decide to be gorgeous, the reflection will be amazing! Further, there is a view; Take a step back and feel good. 19. The most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery; What hurts the most is always the truest feelings. I believe that one day in the future, I will meet the right person later. He won't let you guess, he won't be at arm's length, he won't be far and near. Together, warm and happy. If you are not together, you will not be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. Because you know, that person will always be there. 2 1. It takes no effort to really forget. In everyone's phone book, there will be a number that you will never call or delete. 22. Some people have a crush on each other for a long time as soon as they meet, and once they start, they run under the bridge. 23. For a person, his own existence is the whole world, and his demise is the demise of the world. For himself, his death has declared the end of his world and directly deprived him of any value and significance. Of course, this is someone else's business. 3 1. I will be funny, and I will let you know that I will still live well without you. Regardless of family, friendship and love, it is true feelings that can fight against time. The first step to growth is to accept disappointment. Sometimes, when walking, they like to watch their mobile phones. They don't want to play, but to cover up a person's embarrassment. Everyone's youth has detours, no one can walk for you, but the future is always there. May someone accompany you from place to place and walk with you to the day when you shine and heat. 6. All people who have left their homes are trying to return to their hometown. 7. If you take fewer detours, you will miss the scenery. Anyway, thank you for your experience. 8. To change yourself, it is not enough to have a wish, but also to have the power to uproot yourself from the past, even if it is bloody. One day, you will live the life you want most. 10. It's the way when you come, and it's the reunion when you look back. How many things have happened, why bother? 1 1. Choose someone who will make you happy for the rest of your life, not the one you have to try to please. 12. Do less things that disturb others and humble yourself. 13. There are cracks in life, so the sun can shine in. Only when there are bumps on the road can people become strong. 14. Better than myself yesterday. 15. Disappointment and anger are different. Anger just wants to be coaxed. Disappointment means that I can't listen to anything you say, and I begin to think rationally about the meaning of this relationship. 16. Sleep sounder and live better. 17. There is a feeling of entering the game in the expression, and the brow is all the past years. 18. Don't be afraid to do something wrong. Even if you are wrong, you don't have to be sad. There are right and wrong in life, not to mention many things. In retrospect, right or wrong doesn't matter. 19. In a blink of an eye, there are several cool autumn days; When I was in a daze, I didn't feel the frost in the city. 20. Remember, gathering is short-lived, parting is eternal, no one is your eternal concern, and nothing is what you long for. 2 1. I made so many changes just for the same one in my heart. 22. If you like someone, it can give you the courage to continue to work hard. Even if we can't be together forever, it's worth cherishing this love. 23. The long road is bumpy, so why be melodramatic; You're the one with the knife, and you're the one who cried pain. 24. always look for reasons in yourself, and don't always be hard on others. Your shoes are dirty because the road you walk is not clean. 25. May time slow down and old friends be together; May the person you miss say good night to you, and may you not feel lonely when you are alone. 26. Sometimes I typed a bunch of words in the dialog box, but I still struggled to get them out. I don't want to take a step back because I am not qualified to go any further. 27. I used to think that life was a jump in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting; I also doubted that life is just rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea; Later, I learned that life is half piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and half daily necessities. 28. People try their best to make money for three reasons: when they are in trouble, they don't have to condescend in front of others. Children are not shy when they talk. Ang's parents can take care of them completely when they are old. 29. I always measure things materially, but seldom compare them in happiness. 30. Proud people are not necessarily the strongest, but they need a strong foundation to have proud capital. 3 1. You are crazy without me, and I am strong in the world without you. 32. What kind of life is more meaningful? Nothing more than after some efforts, everything is slowly becoming what you want. 33. Since ancient times, I can't stay in love, only routines have won people's hearts! Gentle and kind boys don't have girlfriends. It's not that time is up, but that they don't love enough. 34. The girl who is easy to chase is not because she is cheap, but because she loves you. The girl who is not easy to chase is not because she is arrogant, but because she is unwilling to make do. 35. Time will dilute a person's memory, but it will never make people forget those memories. 36. Ask more of yourself, you will be more independent, ask less of others, and you will make fewer mistakes. I would rather spend time cultivating my imperfect self than wasting time expecting perfect others. 37. The rest of your life is not that long, and you don't have to pay blindly. If you are used to pushing your luck, please be loyal to yourself and live as before. When you can't explain your heartbreak with your mouth, tears are the only way to express your emotions with your eyes. 39. Don't argue with people with different horizons. It doesn't mean anything except being angry and belittling. 40. If you don't want to fill your life with sadness, don't recall the good and the bad. Learn to be like a mirror. When things come, they will shine, and when things go, they will not stay. 4 1. People and things that are difficult for you now are forcing you to grow up, without any malice. If you live up to your expectations, they won't embarrass you any more. 4 1. To the world, you may be dispensable, but to someone, you may be a spare tire. 2. Difficulties can be faced together. Smile, and I will suffer alone. Giving up is not much easier than persisting, but more convenient. Persistence is not much harder than giving up, just too lazy to change. No matter how well you do, there are still people pointing fingers; Even if you are in a mess, there are still people singing hymns. So you don't have to fall into the eyes of others. All you need to please is yourself. 4. People who care about you cough and think they have a cold; People who don't care about you think they are asleep even when they die. Lu Xun said: If I like you, your temper is mostly called personality. If I don't like you, even if you are as meek as a cat, I don't think you will lose your hair. So, it's not that you're bad, it's just that you haven't met the person who loves you deeply. 5. Warm reminder: You haven't contacted your little cutie for two hours, and your little ancestor is waiting for you. Your patience is 1%. The weather is dry, so be careful of her troubles. 6. Everyone is urging you to grow up. I only wish you to live in the present and not suffer from human suffering. 7. I am stubborn by nature and have a clear distinction between good and evil, so I like you, not on impulse or because I have different opinions. 8. I am grateful for everything I have experienced, whether it is sadness or happiness, because they have taught me to mature and witnessed every step of my growth. 9. You have to believe that the person you will spend your life with in the future will suffer the same loneliness in the same time as you, and that person will certainly meet you with great expectation. 10. People always say: something is better than nothing. The truth is, if you can't have it completely, it's worse to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss than nothing. 1 1. Every day, I am happy because of bigger things, and I am secretly sad because of bigger things. 65438+ 13. Are there people around you who love to laugh? 14. Every heart has an irreplaceable feeling and is always associated with a certain scenery. Life is a process of cultivation, so why treat people and things with such injustice, humiliate yourself and live up to the years. 15. When you grow up, there will always be one or two times, and you will run for the person you value, because that is the right person, and it is really too late to leave! 16. People's attitude, hard work and every pattern are all attitudes towards life. Every growth is an explosion of life. Be yourself, cherish yourself, feel others, talk in no hurry, and be a man in no hurry. 17. Lies are easier to tell, because lies are better than reality, but just like dominoes, it takes ten lies to tell a lie, and finally it is difficult to extricate yourself. 18. It's not this person who won't let you go, it's your unreserved dedication, it's not this person who won't let you forget, it's your enthusiasm, frankness and sincerity. 19. The compulsory course of life is to accept impermanence, and the elective course of life is to let go of persistence. When life falls, please remember that you must fall to the bottom you have never experienced before to reach the peak you have never reached. 20. People can't help but think about themselves and see what kind of person they are. If they don't do well, the future will change when you make up your mind to change yourself. 2 1. Pain can be turned into wealth, and aging can be regarded as growth. Time has never really bypassed us, and we can't live up to it. 22. An arrangement, a study, a treasure, a happy and grateful heart, a conscientious responsibility, gratitude to the whole world, people who are useful to society, and gratitude to parents. 23. The most beautiful scenery in life is actually inner peace and calmness. Sincerely, peace will follow you; If you have good thoughts, the sun will shine on you; If you are beautiful, warmth will surround you; With great love, sublimity will follow you; Be considerate of others, and the true feelings will be returned to you; Be grateful, and noble people will favor you. 24. I didn't think about you deliberately, because I knew I should be grateful when I met you, and I should let go when I passed by. I just thought of you in many small moments, such as a movie, a song, a lyric, a road, countless moments of closing my eyes. 25. If possible, I hope you will meet such a person, from missing to acquaintance, from acquaintance to love. All the stumbling is to appreciate all the beauty of this world together. 26. I like to look back because I don't like to forget. I have always felt that in this world, some people, some things and some moments seem to have some kind of arrangement, which may not be felt at that time, but in retrospect, it is of profound significance. I have had many wonderful moments, and I really can't bear to forget them. 27. You said: Life needs not only strength, but also wisdom. The beauty of fountains begins with pressure, and the power of waterfalls never retreats. The rope saws the wood, and the drop of water wears through the stone, all of which are concentrated in one point. Continuous progress, self-discipline and hard work are the luck and development in the future. 28. Some people say hello, others say you are not good. As long as you have a clear conscience, you don't have to care about other people's judgments. You don't need to look at other people's eyes, and you don't need to please others blindly, so that you can live more tired. 29. Love those who make you feel beautiful and warm from the bottom of your heart, not those who make you feel useless in the dust. 30. Born as a human being, remember not to speak insincerely and not to talk about money, so as to be more successful. Don't try to beg others when you are in trouble. In the future, you will only get more jokes. Why do you want to be a clown in life? Don't be dejected and despondent when you encounter difficulties, cheer up, the sun will still shine on you tomorrow. 3 1. There are many ifs in life, but there is only one result. I like simple people, simple things, silly, simple life every day. I want to be like before, when several people get together, there will always be endless words, no scheming, no sarcasm, no irony, and we will treat everyone sincerely. 32. Every time I miss you, my heart is like a broken five-flavor bottle, with sweetness in bitterness and sadness and salty taste in tears. 33. If you don't touch my bottom line, I will still smile and give you a step down. 34. In this relationship, there is nothing wrong with you and me, except that I forgot to love myself first. 35. Half of a person's life is spent in suggestion, turning around and silence. 36. Everything is false, and only the past that cannot be returned is true.