Humorous joke: Good cabbage is arched by pigs!

Humorous joke: Good cabbage is arched by pigs!

Alas, all the good cabbages have been arched by pigs! [Humorous joke]

Walking with my wife at night, I saw a couple coming across the street. Girls are super beautiful and men are super depressed. I can't help sighing. Alas, all the good cabbages have been arched by pigs! ?

The wife heard a slap in the face:? Don't call yourself a pig?

Mom, I feel like a princess more and more [humorous joke]

A mother and daughter visited the Forbidden City. The lovely daughter took her mother's hand and said innocently, Mom, I feel like a princess more and more. Are you becoming more and more like a queen?

Mom said:? Yeah, yeah, you're cute. Little princess! ?

Daughter:? So what is dad?

Mother answered without thinking:? Eunuch! ?

Men nowadays are really sexy, and it's annoying to be around you every day [humorous joke]

Dialogue between two charming girls on the subway;

Men nowadays are really sexy. I am tired of being with you every day.

Yes, I also have some in my office. They go back and forth every day, making noise like flies.

A cute baby of one or two or three years old next to him asked, Dad, what is a fly?

Dad: flies are bugs that eat smelly poop. ......

Serious mom! [Humorous joke]

One day, my mother and I were at home! The heroine who was watching a TV series fell in love with a foreigner, and all kinds of opposition at home eventually broke up, so I asked my mother: What would you do if I married a foreigner? My mother looked at me carefully and said, if you can get married, you will get married, let alone a foreigner or a foreigner!

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