Parents’ liberating humorous remarks when children start school

A collection of humorous comments from parents about their children starting school is as follows:

1. When school starts, the mythical beasts return, and my bad temper comes online again.

2. I want to put the children in the car, send them to school, and then have a beer and barbecue.

3. A large-scale disaster movie "School Begins" is about to be released across the country.

4. School has finally started, and parents will really go crazy if it doesn’t start again. Children will play games instead of doing homework during the holidays. Computer games are so deceiving. When will the development of games be banned?

5. School started, and I was finally liberated. The two-month summer vacation is as long as two centuries to me. Normally, when children go to school, it is enough to send them to one place. During holidays, they have to be sent to different places to go to school, which is even more tiring than during school.

6. The little beast has finally started school, and the old mother can finally relax.

7. The summer vacation is finally over. I think many parents are as relieved as me! The days of fighting spirit and courage with the children are finally over. They started school, and we felt like we were on vacation. We finally had a moment of peace and quiet, and our mood naturally followed the feeling.