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Gossip about interesting stories you met in the hospital?

Some time ago, my sister accompanied her brother-in-law to the hospital and met a magical old man.

The old man is 90 years old, thin and his voice is like firecrackers. The old man is an old man with stories. On his first day in the ward, he successfully aroused the curiosity of patients and their families in the ward.

The old man was very happy, and soon he got acquainted with the patients in the ward and their families. After getting familiar with it, everyone curiously led the topic to the three caregivers around the old man.

The area where my hometown is located is a third-tier city, and the salary level can't be compared with that of economically developed areas. 1 is the highest paid nurse. At present, her monthly salary is 1000, and she has been with the elderly for more than ten years. Lady number one doesn't need to cook and do housework. Her daily task is to accompany the old man, and she will accompany him when she sleeps at night. The first young lady lost her husband. She is not yet forty years old. After losing her husband, she tried to live with the elderly in order to raise her son, build a house for him in the country and marry a wife. My sister said that Miss No.1 was not very pretty, with dark skin and slightly ugly facial features. However, the old man is very kind to Ms. 1. Besides the monthly salary paid by her children to Ms. 1 000, the old man will also give her some pocket money. During the hospitalization of the elderly, Ms. 1 rarely appeared in the hospital. She doesn't like the bad hospital environment. The old man told the other two ladies who took care of him not to gossip about the number 1. It was not easy for him to say the number 1. He followed him for so many years, and told them not to talk about her.

Nurses No.2 and No.3 are older than No.1, but they are both good-looking, but they all make money by hard-working hands. The second lady earns 5000 yuan a month. She is mainly responsible for cooking. My sister said that the second lady is very nice, and her cooking looks delicious. The third wife earns 4500 yuan a month and is mainly responsible for the health and housework of the elderly.

The old man's children are very good, especially his daughter, who is generous and meticulous. When the old man is not in hospital, he occasionally takes several nurses to his daughter's house to play. Lady number two is very practical. After going to the old man's daughter's house, Ms. No.2 always helps with cooking and cleaning. So the old man's daughter likes the second lady very much. The old man was hospitalized this time, and his daughter gave the No.2 lady 200 yuan a fruit fee every day, making her responsible for buying fruit for everyone. Ms. No.2 buys all kinds of fruits for everyone to eat every day, and also distributes watermelons and other fruits to patients in the ward. This time, Ms. 1 was unhappy. She refused the fruit bought by Ms. No.2, pouting and spitting at the old man. Why doesn't the old man's daughter give her money to buy fruit? Hearing this, the old man had to make peace with the mud.

After listening to my sister's story about the ward, my mother added another sentence. She said the first one was ugly, and she still got so much money in a month. The second one and the third one are both very nice. I retorted that most men like young people. Besides, No.2 and No.3 may just want to make money by physical strength, and may not be able to see such a high salary. My mother said again, why don't the old man go outside and pick a better-looking one and insist on the first one? I said the old man is so old, give him eleven thousand months. Even if he wants to find a man to support him, why should he find such an old man? In a word, I think the old man has a good personality. So his old man's house is blessed, not only with filial piety, but also with company, so it's no harm to be confused about some things ~