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Super bright space-friends talk, parents take life as filial piety.
Does the ticking of time mean that Russia's love for you is also passing away?
No matter what you have done to me before, I can trust you.
Knowing that your signature was not addressed to me, I tricked myself into sitting in the right position.
Looking at the sky, the rain is so salty. Are there any tears in it?
Just because I don't cry doesn't mean there are no tears in my heart. Just because I'm strong doesn't mean nothing happened.
How do you remember my smile or silence?
You can't say I haven't loved or been sad. You have no idea how my life has been spent.
You don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.
If the sea can take away my sadness, I am willing to let it take away my life.
Think of all this as a joke.
Sometimes maybe silence is the best way.
Again, I like you. That's what I'm saying.
Who will wake up the sleeping love from now on?
Every day is so hard. What should I enrich myself with?
I promise you happiness with nonsense, and you give me pain with a knife.
I'm just a passer-by who accompanied you crazy for a short time.
Is it too late to regret? I will ask myself and answer myself.
Memory only exists for what can be remembered.
When memories are crushed into pieces by time, pick up something called missing.
I'm thinking that you are leaving in winter, and you haven't faded. I don't think I need to miss the past, miss the past or whether I still love you.
You drew a circle in my heart, which made me feel tired. I'm missing a turn. I don't know when I can see it.
Over and over again. Haven't seen you for a long time.
How does the heart cover up the attempt of love? Play a concern about love and pain release.
Until one day, you start to be stingy in front of love, will you miss the heat you once had?
Give me a whole day to keep silent. The hardest decisions are often the right ones.
I just miss you so much. How can you keep dreaming?
Is there such a person who stays in your youth? You are inseparable, but you are jealous of each other inside. Even so, there is still no way to leave each other.
Shuttle through one relationship after another. Why is love always unsatisfied and empty?
Quietly staring at the spilled ink on the paper, gently touching the bitter tears at the fingertips.
Who will stay in the sun for your life, who will cut off your life in the night light?
Who says I am too happy and lack of oxygen, and I want to take you to wander and bathe in the sunshine?
Russia is not bad, but sometimes I work hard for something.
Looking up at the stars and crying, what a habit.
How to realize that flawless dream?
Every girl is a touching angel. When she knows how to cry, it means she has grown up.
Time tells me that eternal life is always a bubble.
Friends talk, parents take care of life.
The missed star is always the brightest, the missed movie is always the best, and the lost lover is always deeply loved.
I am used to being uncomfortable, to missing, to waiting for you, but not to not seeing you.
Do you have to be a princess to be happy?
A classic saying about friends: friends are made by heart, and parents are filial with their lives.
1, friends, pay attention, parents are filial with their lives.
2, don't complain that life is too mediocre, maybe you need to live more exciting! Remember to love yourself more every day. Good morning, dear friend!
3, fate, not accidental, must be heart-to-heart; Friends, not arbitrary, be sincere; Feelings, not children's play, should be cherished; Acquaintance is not new, but real; Understand, not casually, be loyal. True feelings are silent, cherish sincerity.
Friend, please don't stab my scar, or you will cry without rhythm.
5. Write greetings in the blue sky, the clouds are white; Write greetings in the morning light, and the sun smiles; Write greetings in words, you know. Send true feelings, send blessings and wish friends happiness.
6. In fact, the relationship between people is like a fish in water. Fish of different levels can't swim together, and people of different levels can't be true friends. Because, their own life perception is different, and their attitudes towards the world and nature are different. The feelings between friends should be peaceful and heartfelt, and don't try to control and master them. No matter how many sincere friends you have, you should cherish them with your heart.
7. We talk about sincerity every day. Treat relatives and friends sincerely. However, colleagues, it is very difficult to really do it. We all wear masks more or less, mostly to protect ourselves from others, but some people wear masks all their lives, and even people will never see them! They live in their own world all day, smiling but indifferent.
8. No one is perfect, and happiness is not 100%. The unhappiest people in this world are those who know that Dachuan thinks too much. People who see too clearly are usually extremely clever, but what they get is countless troubles and hardships. Ah, good morning, friend. No matter you are extremely smart or rarely confused, I wish you a happy and good mood every day.
You never know how much I suffered when I changed you from a lover to a friend.
10 Did you hear someone say that we seem to have husband and wife looks? Why do these people talk nonsense like this? We already look like husband and wife. How can you say there seems to be?
1 1. I don't want you to lose face when I turn a blind eye. After all, my friends of three or four years now seem to be my shameless friends.
12, Life Feeling Enjoy life and feel life when you are busy. People's enrichment can be filled with time. When they are busy, they always feel that time flies, which is the joy that their thoughts get from being busy and the right choice with peace and irritability. Whether happy or painful, life is always passing away; Or hope or disappointment, hope is always in sight; See or not, my friend will always be in my heart.
13. If friendship is destroyed, even love can't be redeemed.
14, the Spring Festival is coming, let's feel the true feelings together, melt the ice and snow with love, and warm each other with blessings. There are no flowery words, only sincere wishes. I wish my friends a happy Spring Festival!
15 Many times, I am always moved by small things, even a simple greeting, a warm word, or even a warm word from a friend. At this moment, my heart can ripple and be deeply moved by this feeling.
16, the premise of love is that two people have suitable personalities. What do you love if your personalities don't fit? If you like a boyfriend with his own barrage, find someone to chat with. Just leave this wonderful man to a girl who likes stuffy oil bottles. Some people love dumb, and some people love ugly goods. That's right, no matter how bad it is, it's comfortable. Love is wrong, no matter how good it is, it is also self-abuse.
17, when an enemy becomes a friend, it is more reliable than a friend, and when a friend becomes an enemy, it is more dangerous than the enemy. It's good to know something, needless to say. It's good that some people know each other. There's no need to be intimate.
18, I suggest you insist on taking a hard seat to your school during college. If the journey is long enough, it is also an opportunity for you to meet many interesting friends of your age (please don't expect to have many affairs in the hard-seat car).
19 Most of us learn from reality and accumulate all kinds of knowledge and insight, but our hearts have never learned how to be quiet, how to get rid of the troubles and chaos in life, and how to prevent problems from taking root in our minds.
20, the bow of life, pulled too full, people will be tired, dissatisfied people will fall behind. We must learn to relax. Without friends, you will be lonely; Without enemies, you will fail; Because friends are used to rely on, and enemies are used to stimulate potential. No response is also a response, no expression is also an expression, no choice is also a choice, and no response is also a response. This is the real master.
Talk about friends Classic 2:
1, go out to see a beautiful woman, laugh at her face, thighs and waist, and tell her that your makeup is so fake today.
2, set goals for yourself, one year, two years, five years, maybe you are born worse than others, and through hard work, you can often change your destiny by 70%. Broken pots and broken falls can only be friends with cowardice.
3. A threesome must have my teacher to make friends and become their mentor and friend, and combine the fun of talking with the benefits of learning. Keep in touch with considerate people, your words will be praised by others, and listening to others will benefit you a lot.
Whether with relatives, lovers or friends, we all know clearly that affection, friendship and love are the greatest wealth in a person's life. Without the care and love of relatives, the love of lovers and the sincerity of friends, how can we realize the existence of love? These are all happiness. Happiness is very simple, it will not bring any impurities, as long as you have a kind heart, you will always feel its existence.
5. Are you the same? You often enlighten your friends, but you don't know how to enlighten yourself.
6. Never keep what you should give up; Never let go of what you should cherish, and you can't be friends after breaking up, because you hurt each other! You can't be enemies, because you love each other deeply.
7. Look at yourself with mixed feelings, and know your friends with bittersweet feelings. I have always believed that there is a kind of love that will be integrated into life with the passage of time. Maybe life can't last forever, but in the depths of time, hold the hand of your lover and keep a long-flowing love in the dull years. This love will be better and more meaningful than the first time. If you love someone, you must love everything, including white hair and wrinkles.
8. I am terminally ill: my eyes can only see your figure; Ears can only hear your voice; Memories are about you; My heart is full of your name.
9. When all the guns are pointed at you, who will be with you without hesitation? You can tell who your friends are at a glance.
10, people who love you may not know you, but those who know you will feel sorry for you. A word that understands you warms up for a while; You don't need too many words to understand your feelings, knowing in your heart that meeting is not in the sea of people, but in your heart; Sincere companionship is not around, but in the heart. Understanding in the heart is worth a thousand words; Spiritual identity transcends the secular world.
1 1. After breaking up, we can't be friends, because we hurt each other, and we can't be enemies. Because we loved each other deeply, we became the most familiar strangers.
12, not willing to just be friends! Many feelings, all because of wishful thinking, can't even be friends in the end. Some good friendships finally fall in love with you because of each other's words. If you don't respond, this friendship seems difficult to maintain. After confession, you either become boyfriend and girlfriend, or you can't even be friends. However, you may never want to be just friends.
13, I sent you a text message, but you didn't reply.
14, a good friend won't let you be stupid alone, he will accompany you.
15, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said: this can be done, and I said: this really can't.
16, which helps to save money, and you don't have to worry about clothes you buy for yourself and clothes you buy for your boyfriend.
17, friends are not people who can help you when you are in trouble, but they must be people who won't laugh at you.
18, Lan Yan did my duty as a boyfriend, but I didn't enjoy the power of a boyfriend.
19, I never believe that we can still be friends after breaking up.
Be friendly to your friends and treat them as your own friends.
About friends, classic three:
1. Friends who have struggled for a long time or are experiencing pain, remember that there is a world where you are the protagonist and your words and deeds can attract great attention. Your mood is its keynote, and the world wants a warm atmosphere, happy tunes and wonderful performances.
2. I'm fine. I'm not saying that you finally have money, friends and someone to take care of you. It's that you can finally get used to the days when you have no money, friends and worries. I told them that you are more and more accepting of reality, which is good.
Don't think that the whole world has forgotten you. In fact, the world has never paid attention to you.
Friendship is not drunk by wine, but can be remembered by wine! If you don't pretend, we can still be friends.
5. Years leave marks, life is not old, just because there is love and hope, family and friends, crying and laughing, caring and missing in life. Even if there are more disappointments, our life is still brilliant.
6. Brothers are not necessarily friends, but friends are often like brothers.
7. In recent years, I have often made up my mind to throw away some clothes and delete some photos and figures. Just like rice in a rice cooker, you shovel down hard and the walls are scarred. Soak in the water for a while and you can come down. Everything is done. Many things can be separated by soaking in the water of time. The struggle at that time was not meaningless. It can prove to myself that I can be cruel to myself and leave anyone.
8. Make friends and keep your word.
9. I don't want much, a lover to accompany me to the end. A few crazy friends who accompany me forever.
The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.
1 1. They love each other, but they always quarrel about trifles. After a quarrel, girls say that quarreling is the easiest way to expose shortcomings, so every time we quarrel, we will write out the shortcomings that we can't stand each other and put them in a bottle, and exchange them after one year. After talking with the bottle, their quarrel gradually diminished and the bottle was not mentioned. Later, she came across a bottle that he had treasured for many years. It's full of notes, and each one opens with the words "I love you".
12, friends, many things are not that I don't know or care. I just don't care and I don't want to be exposed. Please be careful when you lie to me.
13. When I feel farthest from my friend, I see her wearing clothes you have never seen before and take a selfie where you are not. Marking is something you don't know, reply to people you don't know.
14, ring-you will always belong to me.
15, making friends with your heart is a friend, and that is a dog.
16, when friends ignore you, don't be sad, everyone has their own life, and no one can always accompany you.
17, getting help in an emergency is precious, but not everyone will give timely help; God forbids us to make stupid friends, because a fool who works too hard is more dangerous than any enemy. Krylov's fable
18, if I love you, the place where you live is very simple, and I will feel very warm. If I love you, I will hug your waist sweetly when you ride a motorcycle. If I love you, I will find it interesting for you to eat roadside stalls. I love someone very simply. The only condition is that I love you.
19, the world is full of opposites, but the world lacks the same goal.
20. One friend is very good, two friends are more, and three friends are too many. Just have a bosom friend, not too many. If you really don't, you still have yourself. Be kind to yourself, get along with yourself and be friends. -San Mao
2 1. Once upon a time, when my dough was in trouble, I asked my good friend meatballs for help. Meatballs beat their chests and said, you can do it on me! So there was jiaozi. . .
Marriage, the mood is super bad, and no matter how good the education is, it is not as good as the careful companionship of parents.
1, why do you always agree with my idea? I don't have to say anything after you said it. I have identified you in my life, and I can pass it, but I won't contact anyone again! This is my oath.
2. There is really no meeting and separation between people for no reason! Fate is wonderful!
3, there is no way to see him again, and my heart is still so painful. He chose a woman who is more suitable for him. I hope my sister can take good care of him and love him for me. I can't fool myself either. I still love him in my heart and feel sorry for him. I hope he has a good life.
Meeting you is my fate. No matter who you are, you will meet and have your own life.
I met him when I was shopping. At first, it was a customer relationship, and finally it developed into a couple relationship. I have no idea what he looks like. He said he would give me a surprise. It was the fate given by God that made me meet you.
6. It is also fate to meet a group of busy people. Is it really from God? Just ask the anchor. Listen at night. Good Night!
7. If a boy accosts you from time to time, makes you laugh and asks about your hobbies, don't worry, he is actually trying to chase after your best friend.
8. I fell in love with that boy. He didn't cast a net or pick up girls. Maybe his enthusiasm has faded.
9. It's really terrible to be hurt by someone you like. I'm afraid I'll get hurt again. Although two people are better, one person is safer. Just be strong and stop getting hurt, right?
10, probably my ex met countless girlfriends after breaking up with you, and came back to tell you that I couldn't forget you and wanted to make up with you. I miss being with you very much, but after being together, I found that he just wanted to sleep with you, just to sleep with you.
1 1, obviously unfamiliar people ask you to send photos, and send you pornographic jokes without saying anything.
12, I really want to talk about a love that your mother gave me10 million left for you. Sorry, auntie, we are true love. You have to pay more.
13, instead of buying a sports car, I took money to the gym and fine-tuned it, which was completely unrecognizable by my mother. Then give me some money.
14, I don't want a sports car, I just want money, Qian Qian money, money to discuss, hahaha.
15, believe me, you have the ability and believe that you can change all this. What kind of environment you were born in is not your choice. If you give up yourself, no one can help you. Everything will be fine. I believe you.
16, no matter how busy your career is, you can't make up for the lack of affection with money. More company, more chatting and more listening can help you understand what your child thinks and wants.
17, life can't be perfect, sometimes they have to make a choice, maybe they will understand when they grow up.
18, marriage is not a one-sided life, but two people's homework. Don't just be a victim, be brave to change from yourself, so as to guide your partner to change and get your marriage back on track before it is too late.
19. What children need more is a warm companion. Communicate with your father more, listen to their voices, and don't ignore their feelings.
20. Children's childhood is the most critical. Childhood is a book and the most valuable treasure to study. Accompany your child for one day, and you will gain the witness of ta's growth trajectory.
2 1, there is no way to make up for that kind of childhood regret. Treat your next generation well.
22. The role of parents is irreplaceable for children. Children's growth is fleeting, don't ignore the time of companionship.
23. Although companionship is the longest confession, which parent doesn't want to be with their children? But objectively, there is a lot of helplessness and I have to go to work.
24. Because you are thinking from the perspective of an adult now, childhood is the time for children to develop their character. I have to say that personality sometimes really determines many things, and children need a loving family atmosphere.
25. There is more and more information, and the world is getting smaller and smaller, but there is less and less companionship and communication. A good mother is better than a hundred good teachers.
26. Many times, what children need is not how much money you have and how successful your father's career is, but a word of praise and encouragement from his father. Because this may be what children need most from the tall father image when they grow up. This kind of thing will make children more and more confident and understand what life is and what growth is.
27. Some people say that working hard and making money is for the family and for the children to live a better life. But for children, no matter how good education is, it is not as good as the careful companionship of parents.
28. The best education is company. Spend more time with your children when you are free. She must have missed you while you were away.
29. No matter how hard and tired you are, you should take your children with you. My family said that I don't have to pay tuition when I go to school in my hometown. The tuition outside is so expensive. Is it necessary to train a talent? In fact, they don't understand the loneliness and helplessness of left-behind children, because I used to be.
Qq personality signature super drag phrase scold me, if I mention my parents, I will fuck you with my life.
First, a person who stays for a long time will become a habit, habitually forgetting himself, and habitually forgetting the past. Even sometimes, I will habitually forget my original dreams and all the unforgettable laughter and tears in those years, just because I stayed alone for a long time.
Second, don't ask me how I'm doing. No, you can't help me, and it's not your credit.
Third, I hate dreaming, because every dream is a liar, and I hate cheating.
Fourth, the typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package and SMS package are left.
Fifth, sending text messages in class, the feeling of being afraid of being hooked on the neck, only those who have experienced it can understand it.
6. When bored, I like to take out my mobile phone and look at the time, then unlock it and turn over a few pages of menus. Lock the screen again and put it back in the trouser pocket, and the lens turns.
Seven, girls are often moved by men and think they are loved. But after a while, I suddenly realized that he didn't really love you. Yes, men can touch you, but they don't necessarily love you Touching just wants to get you, but love needs to pay for itself. Don't be moved easily, because what you need is not someone who moves you, but someone who can be with you.
Eight, there are always a few crazy women who are friends I can't abandon.
Nine, scold me, if I mention my parents, I will kill you.
Ten, true love, we must know how to cherish: no one and who are born together. Life is not long, how lucky you are to meet the person you love. Why? No, hold his hand tightly. There is nothing shameful about loving only one person in your life. I know in my heart that there will be better people besides him, but one can't be so greedy. One heart needs to warm the other, and be honest with each other before we can be happy.
Eleven, League of Legends, you are not a hero at all, how many couples have you killed?
Twelve, the person who really waits for you, he will always wait sincerely, and the person who doesn't want to wait for you will always hold other people's hands as soon as he turns around.
Thirteen, a person's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unattainable dreams, unforgettable love.
Fourteen, no text messages, no phone calls, no messages, no good morning and good night. Well, honey, you are really busy.
15. Roadside street view, stop-and-go, after time, all passers-by. In fact, we are wandering outside and have always played just a passerby. I am your passerby and you are my stranger. After many years, who will remember who!
The difference between you and me is that I regard you as the only one. You treat me like one of them.
Seventeen, listening to a song, thinking about an unreal person. If we remember it for too long, the people we often miss and care about will become unreal. In fact, the real thing in reality. Real memories? If you remember it for a long time, it will not be true when you meet reality. Sometimes some people really miss something when they meet.
Eighteen, you also learn from Tencent, and call me dear every time you go online.
I hope the next time I mention her to you, you will shout at the top of your lungs: I love you! I was crazy at that moment.
Twenty, I finally understand why adults don't let minors fall in love, because at this age, we shouldn't bear this.
Twenty-one, someone comes to you and tells you what true feelings are; Someone tells you what hypocrisy is. Just like some people come to your side to give you warmth, and some people make you chilling. These are all gifts of life, whether you like them or not, you should accept them and learn to understand their meaning.
Twenty-two, okay, it's my fault, okay. This sentence, the boy said, means it's over. This sentence, the girl said, means you are finished.
Twenty-three, don't say I'm fine, I'm fine. Why not?
Twenty-four, care about something deep enough, often others will feel robbed when they touch it lightly.
Twenty-five, there is a city in my heart, and there is ruins in the city.
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