Asking for jokes in Cantonese 10086

-_-One night when I was bored, my friend called 10086 to fool the service girl haha ... The process is as follows!

Call 1 ~!

Dialing method: 10086- 1 (Mandarin service) -2 (continuous service) -0 (manual service)

Server: Now the operator is at your service ~!

Operator: What can I do for you, sir?

Friend: Guess who I am?

Miss operator: ........

Friend: Guess!

Operator: If there's nothing else, sir, we'll hang up. Goodbye!

Friend: ......

The second call ~!

Calling method: 10086- 1 (Putonghua service) -2 (continuing service) -3 (complaints and suggestions)

Server: Now the operator is at your service ~!

Operator: Is there a problem, sir?

Friend: I want to complain ~!

Operator: Do you have any complaints, sir?

Friend: One of your ladies just hung up on me ~!

Operator: Miss, what's the date today? Why did he hang up on you?

Friend: I forgot the number, but I remember it was a woman! Please check it for me. She hung up on me as soon as I spoke!

Operator: We are all women here ... Excuse me, sir?

Friend: I said, "Guess who I am?" ... and he died. !

Operator: ... ah ... ah ...? !

Friend: He can't guess. Guess who I am?

Miss Operator: Goodbye, sir. ...

Friend: .......

The third call ~!

Dialing method: 10086- 1 (Mandarin service) -2 (continuous service) -0 (manual service)

Server: Now the operator is at your service ~!

Operator: What can I do for you, sir?

Friend: excuse me, miss, I bought a 100 recharge card today, and it doesn't work well anymore ~!

Operator: Where did you buy it, sir?

Friend: I bought it in China Unicom Yi Xi Road Business Hall ~!

Operator: ... (hearing this lady laughing ...) Sir, we are the mobile service desk ~!

Friend: Oh, you are not a family? I still miss your family ~!

Miss Operator: Sir, we are really not a family!

Friend: Then you're useless ... Bye.

Miss operator: ......

The fourth call ~!

Calling method: 10086- 1 (Putonghua service) -2 (continuing service) -3 (complaints and suggestions)

Server: Now the operator is at your service ~!

Operator: What can I do for you, sir?

Friend: I want to complain ... sigh ... I want to complain. .....

Operator: Please calm down, sir. What do you want to complain about?

Friend: I bought something in your business hall today, and it doesn't work well. ...

Operator: What's the matter with you?

Friend: toilet plunger. ...

Operator: ... (The lady thinks she heard wrong) What, sir?

Friend: I said, the toilet plug. ...

Miss Operator: (This lady is very depressed ...-_-! What did you say, sir?

Friend: It's a toilet plunger, a toilet thrower. .....

Miss Operator: ... Goodbye Silas-_-||| |.

The fifth call ~!

Calling method: 10086- 1 (Putonghua service) -2 (continuing service) -3 (complaints and suggestions)

Server: Now the operator is at your service ~!

Operator: What can I do for you, sir?

Friend: I bought a recharge card from 50 yuan in your business hall today, and something went wrong. ....

Operator: Is there a problem, sir?

Friend: I didn't give money ... Hey (pronounced three times in key signature) ... I didn't give money ... haha!

Operator: ... sir ... ~ ~! ~! ~! -_-!

Friend: Hahahaha ...

Miss operator:-_-

The sixth call ~!

Calling method: 10086- 1 (Putonghua service) -2 (continuing service) -3 (complaints and suggestions)

Server: Now the operator is at your service ~!

Operator: What can I do for you, sir?

Friend: I want to complain. ..

Operator: What can I do for you?

Friend: The cow my family just bought doesn't produce milk! ! ! ! !

Miss Fu, this young lady was born directly ... First of all, how ... Yao (the legendary leader of the tribal alliance in the late period of China ancient patriarchal clan society) ... returned to ...?

Friend: The cows my family just bought don't produce milk, they are all snails. ...

The operator held back her laughter and felt that she was about to spray ...) Goodbye, sir!

Friend: ... How should I spend the second half of the year ...? ~! Help ... all snails ...

The seventh call ~!

This is the most satisfactory, and the service attitude is quite good ~! And patient.

Dialing method: 10086- 1 (Mandarin service) -2 (continuous service) -0 (manual service)

Server: Now the operator is at your service ~!

Operator: What can I do for you, sir?

Friend: I bought a new mobile phone card today. I want to consult!

Operator: Yes, sir!

Friend: Let me ask you first, is this 10086 charge?

Miss Operator: Our service is free!

Friend: Free? Are you kidding? Is there such a good thing?

Miss Operator: It's really completely free!

Friend: Great, then let's chat. ....

Miss operator:-_-! Ok .. ok ... ah ... sir, I am very willing to accept your consultation!

Friend: I just got a mobile phone card. How much is a short message?

Operator: On average, there are more than 5 lines per line ... 360 lines per month!

Friend: Ah. How much will it cost if I send 360 pieces in 7 days?

Miss Operator:-_ ||| ... We don't know this!

Friend: Except not everything, right? /kloc-how much money do you bring with you every day after the article is sent out?

Operator: You can do the math yourself, sir!

Friend: I can't count.

Miss Operator: -_-O ..

Friend: Let me ask about the phone bill. How much is it per minute?

Operator: Twenty-five cents, sir

Friend: Ah, what's that 3 minutes and 37 seconds?

Miss Operator: According to 4 minutes.

Friend: How much is 4 minutes 17 second?

Miss Operator: Let's count five minutes!

Friend: Does 5 minutes and 09 seconds count as 6 minutes? Am I smart?

Miss Operator:-_-||||| ... Yes, yes ... Ah! Smart ~ ~ smart ~!

Friend: thank you .. thank you, then let me ask the question of GPRS!

Miss operator must be very depressed at this time. Do you want to come back? -_-) Yes, sir!

Friend: How much is your GPRS?

Miss Operator: Not necessarily. Different websites have different services, so we can't query them!

Friend: Ah .. You are not kind. You won't tell me to let the website cheat me, will you? Cheating, right?

Operator: ... no ... it's ... sir! You misunderstood ... we didn't deduct GPRS!

Friend: Hey, that's it! I'm sorry, I was too impulsive. Impulse is the devil! Your service is really good .. You have a nice voice. ..

Operator: Oh, yes, sir. ...

Friend: Forget it. Your Unicom service is good!

Miss Operator: Sir, we are moving!

Friend: Huh? Moving? Oh, my god, I have the wrong number ~ Sorry ... Bye. ...

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