The priest scolded a nun and said, "Pig!

The priest scolded again: "* * *, missed again!" " The nun said, "God will punish you for swearing as a priest. "The words sound just fell and I only listened to one.

Lightning hacked the nun to death. The priest wondered: Why am I the one who cursed? Why should I chop a nun to death? At this time, I only listen to the sky.

The emperor's voice: "* * *, I missed it!" " "

Father: Chunqiu: Make it clear whether it is spring or autumn. Father: there are princes: make it clear whether it is a pig or a monkey.

One day, Clinton's wife, Chirac, was taken to see God. She found many watches hanging in God's living room, some of which walked very fast.

Some walk very slowly. So she asked God's servant, "Why does God collect so many watches? And these watches don't go so fast? "

The servant of God said, "These watches represent human life. Everyone in the world has a watch. If he has many affairs, he will.

Our watches go fast, but they go slow without an affair. Chirac looked around and said, "Why didn't I see my husband Colin?"

Burton's watch? "The servant of God said," Your husband's watch was taken to the office by God as an electric fan! "

A car was driving normally on the road and was suddenly stopped by the traffic police and issued a ticket. The driver didn't understand and asked, Why should I be punished? p:

You disobey the traffic police, so you will be fined. Driver: I stopped when you told me to stop. Why don't you listen to the traffic police? But I told you.

Failure to pay a fine is disobedience, and disobedience is a fine.