Are there any funny jokes, not too common?

a few cold jokes! ! Look at it! First, two bananas were walking. One was hot, so he took off his clothes and threw it on the ground. As a result, the banana behind him slipped on the banana skin. Second, at Guandi Temple, everyone smelled a fart. When Xiao Ming asked who he was, everyone said that he didn't put it himself. Xiao Ming was angry and said, "Whoever released it should be ashamed of it." Suddenly, Guan Yu jumped down from the altar and beat Xiao Ming: "I was born to blush!" ! ！” Third, Xiao Ming is afraid of the dark, because there will be ghosts at night, but one day, he thought of a way to turn himself into a ghost, so he was not afraid. So he committed suicide …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… The most open animal is zebra, for: black and white; The most likely animal to fall is the fox, for: it is cunning (its feet are slippery); The most disoriented thing is the four elephants, for: its big name is elk (lost). Six, once upon a time, there were four poops pulled out by a dog. When the owner saw a button stuck in the dog's P-share. One day Xiaoqiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?" Eight, the earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces to play badminton. Mother earthworm thought this method was good, so she cut herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut it so badly! " Father earthworm said weakly, "... I suddenly want to play football." Q: One day, it took a bird an hour to fly from Kaohsiung to Taipei. But it took 2 hours when I came back! ＷＨＹ？ A: Because it was raining! So cover the rain with one hand and fly with the other. On the plane, an air hostess asked a little girl, "Why doesn't the plane hit the stars when it flies so high?" The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will flash!" "