Ask the great god to tell some funny jokes, thank you!

A girl pointed to the newspaper and said to her boyfriend:? Look, look, the newspaper says that donating sperm can help 300 yuan at a time?

Man: "What do you want?" ?

Woman: "If you can stand it, I want to buy a suite this year ..."

Lu Xun, formerly known as Bing Xin, is a famous anti-fascist singer. He had more than 2,000 inventions in his life and was called the founder of space cloth. He has a good voice. When I was a child, I ran 100 meter in 90 minutes and was admitted to cooking school, New Oriental, majoring in hairdressing. Successfully entered Foxconn after graduation.

Just saw the news, Li Ka-shing topped the list of Chinese rich people with 3 1 billion dollars, equivalent to RMB192.2 billion yuan. ? What is the concept of so much money? I just did the math. For example, buying a two-color ball can win 5 million. The two-color ball is opened three times a week, 52 weeks a year, and can win 156 times. One year is $780 million. The final conclusion is that it will take 246 years to be as rich as Li Ka-shing without paying taxes.

I have never understood these words!

Why did Mulan join the army for her father and no one could find her daughter!

-suddenly one day, I suddenly realized, I understand!

The table hidden in the book: grandpa has no big children, Mulan has no breasts, no breasts, is there wood?

A friend went to buy cigarettes and changed two yuan.

The boss gave him two coins. ?

The friend said:? Give me the paper money!

The boss immediately turned around and took out two dozen "Tiandi Bank" 100 Yuan Mingbi.

Commander-in-Chief 12 Guan Yu saw that all the generals were taken away, but said loudly, "Guan Mou has been fighting side by side with his brothers for many years and has never fallen behind. ? I met a big enemy today. I wonder what the military adviser has appointed? " Kong Mingxiao said, "How? Why worry about the cloud, Huarong Road is the most dangerous, and no one will send it. " Yunshang said, "In that case, I'd better go out by myself." ? Kong Ming was overjoyed and said, "This is a very good thing." . Yun Chang said, "I can go out, but whoever rides must remember to feed me and have a business trip." Passing a temple, I suddenly believed in Buddhism and went to visit my master. ?

A responsible monk received me. I thought I was here for charity, and I was quite enthusiastic.

Later, I heard that I just came to discuss Buddhism, and my interest was greatly reduced. ?

I asked casually, "Where is the host?" ?

A: "His wife is dead, go back to mourn."