I am a person who loves to listen to good words and lacks love. Praise me for saying that you love me, and give it to whoever says it well.

Brain injury, usually abbreviated as NC, means that the brain is disabled. Generally speaking, it means no brain, but in some cases it is still cute compared with "idiot, mentally retarded".

For example, the animation "Lucky Star" is called "Stupid Star".

Edit the source of brain damage in this paragraph-brain damage!

The concept of brain damage is difficult to define. Although active on the internet, it is hard to say that it is a network language, because brain damage has nothing to do with self-created vocabulary, but a distorted writing form of Chinese characters. Generally, it is the behavior of using a large number of other words similar to the original part of the font in a word or a sentence or even a paragraph. These other words come from various sources, mostly from traditional Chinese characters, Japanese characters and uncommon words (so-called strange words and garbled words), and some simplified words, even Japanese pseudonyms and Chinese phonetic letters. Sometimes it is mixed with a lot of messy symbols.

Ex: I have missed you for a long time (it has become a habit to miss you every day).

The above sentence is stupid, and the original meaning is in brackets.

Principle of brain damage

Before explaining brain damage, let's take a look at this interesting English. I posted it once after I saw it last year, and here it is again:

In a study at Cambridge University, he didn't mention any place in the world, only one place was the first and last time. This set can be a whole, and you can think of it as a whole. This is because human thought is not expressed by itself but by the world as a world. Amza Nigel!

Applying the same principle to Chinese characters, we can see that when the human brain interprets a paragraph, it analyzes it as a whole, and the typos in the sentence will be corrected automatically according to the context, which will not affect the understanding.

For example, this sentence written with brain fragments: "soap is desperate, but full of love." Although only three words in the whole sentence are correct, it takes less than a second or two. As long as you read the whole sentence, your brain will automatically combine the sentences that best match these glyphs or sounds. Therefore, although brain damage is composed of typos and variants, short sentences written with brain damage can be understood by almost a literate China person. However, if you understand them word for word, you will be confused.

Edit the origin of this idiot.

There is a saying that Martian writing (including brain damage) originated in Taiwan Province Province. Netizens sometimes use phonetic symbols instead of Chinese characters to communicate online, but this statement is unconvincing, because the original intention of this behavior is that some words are too troublesome to input, and the pinyin is fast, so that the other party can understand. In terms of motivation, it should be classified as shorthand. In English communication, in order to improve the writing speed, you is often abbreviated as U and for is abbreviated as 4, and various abbreviations such as USA, IBM and SARS are widely used. In our opinion, brain damage can't achieve the purpose of speeding up input. On the contrary, it is more troublesome to enter those rare words in brain damage-this shows that using brain damage is completely different from using abbreviations, purely to show that you are different and grandstanding.

So speaking of the real origin of brain damage, in fact, when we were young, we were all exposed to such education: the bow was long and empty, a word was broken down into radicals for memory, and some cold jokes said that "Huang Yuepo" was mistaken for "yellow belly" because of its ugly handwriting. In the era when the Internet has just become popular in China, the split represented by "going to call the bow" and "Ding Page" is undoubtedly a kind of embryonic form of brain damage, no matter from the user's ideology or reading effect.

There is also a brain-dead ancestor who appeared earlier than fission, which is a hybrid. Just as white-collar petty bourgeoisie always speaks with some English words, this kind of English-like thing is very popular on the Internet. The most common examples are: don't say "I", say "I", regardless of the nominative case, unconditionally replace it anywhere in the sentence, and always say "my music" and "my feelings"; There is also a Japanese version that always says "の" when saying "de". These people think they are very foreign, but they are just a group of terrapin to others.

The origin of brain damage II

When the separatist gradually became obsolete and ridiculed, traditional Chinese characters became popular. At that time, some Taiwan Province compatriots sometimes left messages on some forums in Chinese mainland. Of course, they use traditional Chinese characters. As netizens in Taiwan Province Province are rare species on this website, and their behavior is regarded as a new trend to attract people to follow suit, some fashionable mainland netizens start to use traditional Chinese characters.

Speaking of traditional Chinese characters is also a major feature of China's language and culture. In the past, when simplified characters were popularized in Chinese mainland, many Chinese characters with completely different meanings were integrated into the same character. For example, "dry" and "dry" are simplified to "dry", "hair (rich in hair quality and gentle in color)" and "hair (silent hair)" have become "hair" and so on. Aside from political factors, from the perspective of traditional culture, this change has obliterated many things that have been used for thousands of years, which is really unacceptable. Maybe people in Taiwan Province Province used to think about simplified characters just like we look at brain fragments now. Due to the lack of relevant education, most people in Taiwan Province Province don't know simplified characters. However, due to the popularity of novels, TV programs, comics and other entertainment cultures imported from Hong Kong and Taiwan in Chinese mainland, most mainlanders can understand daily traditional characters, but there are also jokes like "fighting" that don't know traditional characters and can't tell them apart.

Back to the point, if you can understand it, you can understand it. Will you write it again? A simplified Chinese character often corresponds to multiple traditional Chinese characters. If there is no relevant knowledge base, it is likely to be misused and make people laugh at illiteracy. Brain damage combined with fission hybridization thought was produced in the era when traditional Chinese characters prevailed. It was an extreme resistance to culture-"Without culture, there would be no culture in the end", and a bunch of words that everyone didn't know were written, but words that everyone could understand were formed. This idea was very avant-garde at that time. I remember a long time ago, my art teacher in high school said that one of his friends specially "sorted out strange words he didn't know" and held an exhibition, which showed that brain residue was still a very creative art form at that time.

The rise of brain damage when editing this paragraph

As you can imagine, it is probably difficult for early users with brain damage to find those strange words from the caret or the list of uncommon words. From the birth of the first sentence, netizens saw a new trend, so they made their own brain-dead characters and spread them quickly. This is the formative period of brain injury.

Until the scope of brain damage covers almost all commonly used words, you can write your own words with brain damage as long as you copy and paste them. At this time, some idle people have compiled a brain-dead comparison table to facilitate this work. Finally, the software of brain-disabled conversion appeared, which helped children with brain-disabled to automatically convert the normal words they entered into brain-disabled according to the brain-disabled comparison table, and brain-disabled entered its heyday.

Although the fuzzy error correction ability of human brain enables us to understand these messy things, with the increase of sentence length, even a whole paragraph of brain-dead words appears, the amount of calculation required to understand its content will increase geometrically, resulting in a dazzling feeling. In the end, people don't understand these words, but they are not in the mood to recognize them. With the large-scale popularity of brain-disabled people, people can't stand the screen filled with brain-disabled people more and more. At the same time, they think that only brain-disabled children can read this font and be happy to use it. So what was previously called "cool personality signature" and "non-mainstream" by brain-disabled children was finally renamed "brain-disabled people".

Edit the user base of this brain-dead body.

Brain-dead users are also a group with obvious characteristics. More than 90% of the massive use of brain-disabled children is in QQ signature, personal description, forum/game ID, and sometimes in chat and blog. The "love poems" written by common fragments are mostly moaning and have no reading value. What needs to be covered up with seemingly "gorgeous" words is probably the emptiness and paleness of the content. Although they have also established brain-disabled blogosphere, brain-disabled QQ group and brain-disabled forum to communicate with brain-disabled, most netizens have QQ, blogs and forums frequently, among which brain-disabled children do not account for the majority.

The influence of editing this piece of brain damage

Creating and inventing is art, and following the trend is mediocrity. There is a special generator that can automatically convert words into brain damage. In this way, the characters created by users are all the same, without any intellectual value and artistic value, and without any personality and uniqueness, and they are complete idiots.

Children who have never seen the world see brain damage for the first time, naturally feel novel and fun, and post them everywhere. But in the eyes of normal people, brain damage has long been commonplace to nausea and vomiting. Excessive use of brain damage by users to communicate with normal people will cause extreme disgust and disgust of normal people and protest. In the face of these objections, people who turned to Mars posts and menstrual posts became angry from embarrassment after being despised downstairs. Children's rebellious psychology blinds their eyes and makes them think that people are strangling their personality, which leads to their further infatuation with brain damage.

Edit this brain-dead controversy

With the expansion of the influence of brain damage, more and more ordinary netizens began to criticize brain damage, and finally an encirclement and suppression condemnation broke out, which is bound to expel brain damage from people's sight. Of course, this kind of action can only be used as venting, and the actual effect is very small. Brain-dead children continue to draw symbols on their own turf.

Ironically, this incident attracted the attention of experts and professors, so a group of brain-dead experts were involved. In the absence of investigation and evidence collection, they confuse network language with brain residue and list it as a target. CCTV's recent program "Language experts worry about mars language" strongly criticized "mars language that adults can't understand". In the opinion of experts, brain damage is a branch of mars language. In fact, "Martian" is very different from brain damage, but it is common on the internet and has nothing to do with it at all. As mentioned above, brain damage is not a network language at all. In short, the tripartite forces have been established in the brain-dead storm, and the originally irrelevant network language has also been involved. The following are their representative views.

Normal netizen: brain residue is different from online language. Brain residue is not creative, uneducated and unskilled, which defiles Chinese characters and pollutes the line of sight and should be resisted.

CCTV expert: If you don't understand mars language (referring to network language and brain damage), it should be restricted.

Brain-disabled children: Brain-disabled children are unique, cool and dazzling. If you don't understand, don't reject it (some brain-disabled children think that brain-disabled children are traditional Chinese characters).

It can be seen that the thinking of CCTV experts and brain-disabled children is chaotic. One confuses network language with brain-disabled children. One sat by the well and looked at the sky, thinking that no one could understand the brain. Two of the three parties are biting aimlessly, and telling them everything is like casting pearls before swine, and the result can only be a mess.

One day, people will grow up. Perhaps in the future, these brain-dead children will understand that chasing new trends for individuality is not individuality at all-there are too many people who follow fashion and live in the shadow of those who create and lead fashion. This truth is simple enough: there are dozens of spicy crayfish in Guijie Street, Dongzhimen. Can you tell which is which at a glance? If brain-damaged children can understand this, they will naturally not be obsessed with brain-damaged children. I think, for netizens who hate brain-disabled children, what they need to shout to brain-disabled children is not that brain-disabled children are disgusting, but that brain-disabled children are out of date.

An example of editing this brain-dead Chinese character and its text judgment method

Take an ancient poem as an example

Simplified Chinese:

The foot of my bed is shining so brightly. Is there frost already? I looked up at the moon and looked down, feeling nostalgic.

China human body [China tradition]:

Will the moonlight in front of you have frosted? . I looked up at the moon and looked down, feeling nostalgic.

Brain damage:

Sorry, I'm paranoid. I'm a widow. I looked up at Yue, but I bowed my head.

Research-level brain damage:

I don't know, I don't know.

Take the word moon for example.

In the eyes of brain-dead users, the Chinese word for "wind" is "yue". However, the word "wind" is essentially a "key" of traditional Chinese characters. Although polyphonic words have the same pronunciation, they have completely different meanings. But in the eyes of brain-dead Chinese character users, this word is completely equivalent to the "moon" of "moon". Because of uncommon words or traditional Chinese characters, some people may not know this word, but only know the "moon" on the right, which is easy to make mistakes. This method of guessing words only by looking at half the words will appear very uncultured in reality, but in the eyes of brain-dead users, it is very uncultured. This behavior of reversing right and wrong and confusing right and wrong is also the real reason why this kind of "Martian text" is also called "brain-dead" by the majority of netizens.

Edit the network terms in this paragraph.

Especially teenagers who like non-mainstream culture. There are also some dancers in the dance troupe. They like Martians and they like to recognize their parents. Wait a minute. . . . . .

Editing this paragraph is another important factor in the prevalence of brain damage.

Because people often face the trouble of being monitored, filtered, reconciled and shielded when using some sensitive words in network communication, and brain damage can not only express their own ideas but also break through this bondage, so people often use brain damage to replace those sensitive words. Therefore, brain damage is also a network password recognized by computers.

Edit the new explanation of brain injury in this paragraph.

To paraphrase a famous saying, "Don't argue with brain-dead people, they will minimize your HP, and then beat you with experience", and to paraphrase a pseudo-base annotation, "This disease refers to the continuous illogical errors caused by a large number of irregular weeds in the brain, and the blue screen in the endless loop leads to temporary abnormal behavior". Generally speaking, this is a curable disease. This common disease happens to "Loli". Once it happens, it is likely to develop to the point of "brain damage". However, when AISI's uncles saw the word "Loli", they wanted to tear it down. When XQ people saw the word "Loli", they wanted to stand it up, so the people were desperate, thinking that it would be a paranoid self-centered personality and would sprout your mother's name syndrome. But don't worry, because brain injury is definitely curable and the method is simple, but the only drawback of this treatment is that it will lead to the death of the patient, which is a scientific problem.

This "idiot" is not another "idiot", but this "idiot"

Mental retardation

1. refers to what you can do without thinking.

2. Martians' ideas and practices

3. Abnormal and non-mainstream (such as a topic that ordinary people think is silly, but some people are willing to discuss)

4. Stupid, rusty.

Brain damage should be an animation term (see animation term "n"). Among them, 1 and 2 should be the original meaning of brain damage, and there is also a feeling of knowing only but not speaking. The definitions of 3 and 4 were taken out of context by netizens, and their meanings were literally understood. The real representative of brain damage should be animation, not swearing understood by netizens. Friends who want to know can finish reading the complete works. I know that the real "idiot" is not the kind of swearing words popular on the Internet.