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Eating instant noodles makes the other person see distressed sentences.
2. Brush your teeth and your mobile phone in bed. The result is that the more you brush, the hungrier you get. Get up and eat instant noodles. I can't eat any more.
Happiness is the realization of every tiny life wish. For example, when eating instant noodles, there is always someone you like to accompany you.
Eating instant noodles has the same result as eating hot pot. After eating, your body will smell like this …
5. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.
6. Yesterday was Qixi Valentine's Day. When others checked in, we drove. Others go to the park, we go to the expressway; When others enter the cinema, we enter the service area; Others sleep in the hotel double bed, and we sleep in the car bunk bed; The happiness of others' first love, we rushed like chicken blood; Others are picking up girls and we are picking up noodles; Others walk in the street and we run on the highway.
7. I'm too tired to move when I come back from work for the first time. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!
8. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.
9. With you, anywhere is good, whether in the village or eating instant noodles, it is happiness.
10. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .
1 1. I hate Xiuen's love. I was bullied into sleeping alone in the dormitory. No one woke me up for dinner, so I kept eating instant noodles and threw up.
12. Why do I eat instant noodles, two fish balls, a ham and the last box of yogurt at night? God, what am I doing? Eating instant noodles at twelve o'clock is really crazy.
13. Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.
14. I'm just hungry. As a result, my leg was scalded by freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life. I finally understand what heartbreaking pain means.
15. Last night, the power went out. I ate my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.
16. What is loneliness? It's not that you eat instant noodles in a convenience store late at night, that no one likes your circle of friends, and that you are always single and nobody cares. Loneliness is what you say that no one can understand. So, you stopped talking.
17. I will be alone at home again tomorrow. Why do I feel like I'm going to throw up after eating instant noodles?
18. I'm hungry at night and want to make some achievements at the end of the year, but I can't wake up during the day and have a headache.
19. Do you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!
20. I didn't eat well tonight. I eat more fruit than rice. Go out for a fun run after eight o'clock, and your stomach hurts after running. But I'm hungry now. I want to eat instant noodles.
2022 Eating instant noodles makes the other person see the distressed sentence (Chapter II) 2 1. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives you a sense of happiness.
22. Girls who wear pajamas, tie their hair, play computer games without sleeping, eat instant noodles, and take a dip during the National Day holiday.
23. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.
I understand his difficulties at the beginning, but he doesn't understand how I feel now-I should eat instant noodles. As the relationship gets closer, is it possible to ignore or ignore each other's "feelings"?
25. I ate instant noodles in class today, and suddenly I heard "It smells so good, I can't think ..."
26. Add two ham sausages to the noodles with Chinese sauerkraut in Laotan. It will be perfect in two minutes. I really like instant noodles.
27. It's another time to get up with courage. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.
28. It's hard to lose your appetite and swallow every day. I don't like this feeling at all. I don't know if I'm hungry, headache and dizziness. I am listless every day, and my sister's instant noodles are really bad. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.
29. I am really greedy. I'm afraid I won't get fat if I eat instant noodles, pickled peppers and chicken feet at night
30. Eating instant noodles alone, you think you are suffering alone, so am I ... everyone is. This is life.
3 1. I really think that instant noodles should not be served casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't these places eat instant noodles? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.
32. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. I came to work today and was told that the canteen was closed. Ok, let's continue to eat instant noodles.
33. I am so embarrassed. I work hard and try again. As a result, my children can only eat instant noodles.
34. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.
35. I was awakened by the smell of my roommate eating instant noodles. Help, I'm really hungry. I have nothing to eat.
36. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.
37. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!
38. Five dollars of instant noodles! Five dollars! I am too extravagant. Four dollars is not enough to eat instant noodles at night. I must increase 10.
39. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.
40. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. No instant noodles, no cell phones. See you tomorrow.
Let the other person see a distressed sentence.
1. My sunset sadness is like a melancholy bird, and the melancholy bird flies into my sunset sadness.
The greatest happiness of a woman in love is that the man she loves admits that she is a part of him.
3. To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are the world.
4. What I once thought I was obsessed with was forgotten in the process of obsession.
5. What are tears? Tears are when you find your love, no matter how hard you work, how pious you are, how hard you work, but there is nowhere to go and nowhere to return, and you can only turn into water drops and fall into dust.
6. You have been lonely for a long time. You are in love at this time, but sometimes the person you love doesn't really exist. He may just be an innocent white wall, and you are crazy about it, projecting all your favorite love movies on him.
7. Maybe I really don't understand love. I only know how to pay and wait blindly. I think if I say yes, I will be together forever. I think if I say yes, I can grow old together. It was just a joke, but he got me into it until I got deeper and deeper.
8. It is said that acacia is not sad, why are the ends of the earth not together? At that time, I was extremely clever, difficult to understand fate, too late to regret, and it was difficult to return to acacia. Millennium expectations are reduced to ashes. Don't look back, it was always a flashy dream, and the ancient songs were still heartbroken, so there was no sadness. When the world of mortals fell, it was different, difficult to understand, but unforgettable. Tears seep into your clothes, and you think most. If you are young and frivolous, you will get hurt. What's wrong with tasting strangers with tears?
9. Love, emotionally, when you want to conquer each other, you have actually been conquered by the other party to a certain extent. First, the attraction of the other party to you, and then your desire to conquer the other party.
10. You will eventually understand who is insincere, who really loves you and who will be desperate for you.
1 1. Love can be instantaneous or lifelong. Many people love someone by mistake because of loneliness, but more people are lonely all their lives because of loving someone by mistake. Sometimes, I want to forget you, only to find that you have already been embedded in my life.
12. Maybe you don't have beauty or money, but your good personality and sense of humor have raised your total score. Only two people with close total scores will get together. This is the law of conservation of love. Girls and boys, don't underestimate yourself in love.
13. In this tangled secular world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart.
14. The years are falling and the flowers are sad and heartache. Try to listen to your experience with a smile, only to find that the pain has occupied the whole world, and you still owe me the ending of a story crushed by you. In retrospect, everything is like a dream, seemingly seamless, but it can't go away.
15. It's snowing outside the window. I made a cup of coffee, and when it got cold, I knew I was thinking about you again. How can you understand my expectations!
16. Autumn is a season of nostalgia. Many stories and people are inadvertently linked together and miss each other silently. It always seems that in such a cold autumn, I suddenly look back and find that the road I have traveled is so desolate. The romantic past is unbearable, and the years of hard work are vivid.
17. I missed that person. Maybe this is my life. After the ebb and flow of the tide, I stayed and spent every morning and evening with me, together with my so-called dream. People who have lost their fate are not easy to meet, even in the same city.
18. The heart is dead, the tears are dry, and the soul can't bear to look back. I woke up from my dream, but I didn't feel it. I couldn't shake the past like smoke. It's also empty and real, and it's also love and hate, and the fallen leaves hurt themselves silently. The only way is to look for it, cold and clear, miserable and miserable; Helpless, forbearing, forbearing; One day both will end, and this endless sadness will last forever.
19. It turns out that two people who were once intimate were not even as good as passers-by; It turns out that two people who care so much about love will completely lose contact. Everyone is a lonely individual, learn to be strong, learn to be brave, learn to bear, and you can let go. Feelings will be strong and weak. Even if there are thousands of give up and give up, it can't stop it from leaving. Delete everything, but can't delete the deepest memory.
20. Go or go, leaving only an empty shell. Stay or stay, and my heart will take root again.
2 1. It is said that half of everyone is arranged by God from birth, and the other half is to find it by themselves.
22. No dry tears, no regrets. The people who left didn't know it would be a farewell. Leaving with a smile is the happiest parting. Give up all and leave it to those who wait.
23. Your injury, your pain, your tears, your smile and all your emotions are for the person in your heart.
24. Fingers are fleeting, songs are scattered, and thoughts are flying; Striking the strings, like a slender wind, who do you miss? The feelings around the fingers and the attachment of life have interpreted the homesickness year after year in the sound of pipa and piano; Love is deep, loneliness is hard to hide, and whispers in my ears are like sighs when flowers fall; Love is endless, and everyone will feel pity when they are lonely all their lives, spreading silently in the hazy air; The flood of running water, with all the breeze, dyed the spot zf 133.com in stationery red.
25. I cried on the way home, and my tears collapsed again. I can't do anything to walk like this, and I can't be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and let you go.
26. The heart has passed away, the tears have dried up, and it is unbearable to remember the soul. I woke up, but I didn't feel it. I can't forget the past like smoke. It's also empty and real, and it's also love and hate, and the fallen leaves hurt themselves silently. The only way is to find, cold and lonely, sad and painful; Helpless, the mountains are high, sometimes, and this endless sadness is endless.
27. Sometimes, persistence is a burden, or a kind of injury, but giving up is a kind of beauty.
28. So far, I have no intention of giving up. My heart determines how long I can persist and how long I can persist. I really don't know.
29. Youth has ceased to exist when it has not experienced profligacy, and childhood friends are just meaningless props used to amuse themselves in childhood ignorance years. You and I are drifting away, and then look back at the little black spot that has almost disappeared, with blurred eyes and a green silk Buddha on my face.
Let the other person see the distressed sentence.
Let the other person see the distressed sentence 1. We always shed tears for ourselves and bring happiness to others.
I'm not arrogant, I'm not fooling around, I'm tired of relying on everything.
3. Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and understand what cannot be changed.
4. Don't say love easily, the promise you make is the debt you owe.
Love words please you, but don't take them to heart.
6. You splashed ink on the incomplete speech in the corner, so you rendered a summer without ups and downs.
7. I think the saddest thing in life is not that I have never seen it, but that I met it, got it and was taken away.
8. My heart can't stop shaking, and tears push me to the edge of pain again and again.
9. What is the concept of hard mouth? Maybe you said you were leaving, but in fact, my tears are almost falling, but I still said get out.
10. People who really love you can't help but care about you even if they are angry; People who really do it for you, no matter how hard they are, can't help but pay for you.
1 1. It is heartbreaking that he lied to your face when you already knew the truth.
12. You said that no matter what I became, you would never leave me, so I took off my mask and watched you escape.
13. A wisp of smoke, curling up, green dragonflies, catkins fluttering. Floating life is like a dream, quiet as water, without asking about feelings and troubles. I only wish you a good life, a good past life and a bitter life. No matter rain or snow, I just want to be indifferent, drunk and dream of death, fill my half-life displacement and bid farewell to my life. Peeling and covered with scars, waiting for the phoenix nirvana, I wish to send a piece of paper in desolation, and I wish to have clothes in this life.
14. No matter how beautiful the oath is, it is also false. No matter how bad the ending is, it's true.
15. When I shed tears, you shed tears. I don't think you are as lonely as me. When you smile, you are still crying.
16. Feel disappointed, collapsed, desperate and numb, and feel hopeless about life.
17. Like me, he keeps changing his signature. In fact, he just wants someone to feel something. ...
18. Forgive me for not even having the courage to see graduation photo, because I know that what I see and who I think of in the next sentence will always be a lot of things.
19. It turns out that two people who were once intimate were not even as good as passers-by; It turns out that two people who care so much about love will completely lose contact.
20. It is said that half of everyone is arranged by God from birth, and the other half is to find it by himself.
Let the other person see the distressed sentence 2 2 1. There is always a song that will make me unconsciously think of someone and shed inexplicable tears.
If you hate me, I don't mind at all. I don't live to please you.
23. Laugh mercilessly and cry heartbreakingly. Finally, but this is a joke.
24. With so many people lost, it is you who are most sad to leave.
25. To live is to live better and better than yesterday and to love more and more happily than yesterday.
26. When I said goodbye to you in tears, you just said goodbye to me coldly, without feeling your indifferent eyes, and your heart broke into thousands of pieces.
27. I know I will forget you, without sadness or expectation, just knowing.
28. Tired is really tired, and I can't tell you clearly.
29. You are an island with your own castle. I am a tide that can't go ashore and can only surround you.
30. My back is outside your world. Only silence. Fear like never before. It turns out that my courage is so fragile.
3 1. In the past, the seas dried up and the rocks crumbled, but after all, it was a good reunion.
32. Trivial life is also a part of love.
33. No one coaxed me when I cried, and I learned to be strong; I learned to be brave when there was no one to accompany me when I was afraid; Nobody asked me when I was bored, but I learned to put up with it. When I am tired, no one can rely on me. I learned to stand on my own two feet. If a person is not strong, who is weak?
34. You send a "hmm" and I will continue to reply to you; I sent a "hmm" and never replied. This is the difference between loving and being loved.
35. There are four seasons in a year, and I only have you. But after that, the four seasons are still reincarnation, but you are gone.
You can never see my loneliest appearance, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.
37. How many heartfelt words are treated as oral jokes and nobody appreciates them.
38. Tears watching you leave blurred your last smiling face.
39. words hidden in the bottom of my heart are not intentionally hidden, but not all pain can be shouted out.
40. Have you ever regretted my persistence for a moment?
Let the other person see the distressed sentence 3 4 1. Facts have proved that feelings can stand the wind and rain, but they can't stand the dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain!
42. I tried to count your injuries with a smile before, but in the end, I smiled and tears came out of my eyes.
43. Between love and hurt, we always choose to love again and hurt again.
Forget you to prove that I can forget you.
I can't promise you anything, but when you turn around, I will be there.
46. In that year, we felt that the world was very small. Now, we don't know until we go our separate ways. Maybe parting is forever.
47. If you want to leave, don't give me a reason to miss it.
48. Time will not slow down the pace of departure for those who wait. All persistence is a wordless ending.
49. I would rather be parallel to him and never intersect with him, because once we intersect, we will get farther and farther after that point.
50. Then it's no big deal for me to laugh loudly.
5 1. Even others know my love for you. Why can't you find it?
52. The past was turned out, and only in a flash did I realize that my memory was stranded.
The bravest thing in the world is to listen to your love with a smile.
54. Not every youth has an earth-shattering ending, nor does every story end with a happy smile or painful tears.
55. I desperately want to stay for a chic walk.
56. Parting and reunion are the constant drama of life. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.
57. Destiny is a book. If you turn it over inadvertently, you will miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.
58. You are willing, you are willing. Habits you are not used to will get used to.
59. It's your own fault to be sad or not. Sadness is a heart. We all like to be brave, and we all like Lacrimosa, smiling without saying a word.
60. If there is another if, I will definitely not choose this road.
On New Year's Eve in 2022, I received a red envelope and thanked my boss.
Thanks to the boss for receiving the red envelope on New Year's Eve in 2022. 1. Your wife's emotional value increased by 50, and her love value increased by 100.
Thank you, my friend, for your concern for me all the time. I have received all the red envelopes and blessings, and I cherish them. Thank you for your kindness.
Thank you for your birthday red envelope. This winter is warm because of you.
4. A person, we don't need to look at his usual performance, as long as he has given a red envelope in the New Year, and it has exceeded the number of times of giving a red envelope, we can be sure that he is a noble person, a pure person, and a person who has got rid of low tastes.
5. Welcome grassroots send warm. Thank you very much.
6. In this world, there are always good things, only suitable ones. Like clouds and sky, breeze and grass, like you in my eyes and me in your eyes.
7. A flower that has been picked for a long time and withered is reluctant to throw it away. An umbrella that has lasted for a long time can't remember the harvest when the rain stopped. It took me a long time to say it. It's good to have you!
8. Thanks to my precious girlfriend, I am so happy! I like this gift!
9. Honey, thank you for remembering every holiday. You are the best husband in the world.
10. Happy night, happy night, a rogue!
1 1. Send you four fish on New Year's Eve: a giant salamander, which adds happiness and happiness; A flounder, sweet love; A mermaid is in a beautiful mood; Arowana makes life more exciting.
12. You shouldn't do this-but it's very touching.
13. Thanks to my friends for giving me a lot. Thank my friends for making me brave towards the distant.
14. Happy night, happy night, all for happiness!
15. Thank you, honey. I'll give you an award when I get home tonight. Love you, Momoda!
16. Thank my friends for bringing me spiritual happiness. With them, I can talk about my loneliness, and when I fall to the ground, they will come to help me.
17. Thank you very much for being with me when I am in trouble, giving me hope when I am depressed, giving me strength when I am struggling, and sheltering me from the wind and rain in my storm. Dear friend, I want to share my happiness and happiness with you.
18. Your exclusive friendship must be accepted, otherwise I am sorry for your love for me.
19. The years you care about will never be long. Thank you for remembering my birthday and this thoughtful birthday red envelope.
20. I hope you can stick to the habit of giving me red envelopes as always in the future.
Thanks to the boss for receiving the red envelope on New Year's Eve in 2022. 2 1. After receiving the red envelope or transfer from the leader, we can say that we thank the leader for helping the poor accurately and going deep into the grassroots in send warm.
22. The tiger that the whole world likes you has melted into butter.
23. Don't we have any red envelopes except Happy New Year?
24. Thank you for your carefully prepared gifts and red envelopes. I like them very much.
25. Warm as you, thank you for your surprise and touch, and thank you for spending one birthday after another with me.
I appreciate your help and encouragement in the past, and I have to add more colorful colors to my memory screen.
I was wronged in those years, but today, I don't want to miss your red envelope again!
28. Whoever gives a red envelope on his birthday is naturally the best girlfriend. Thank you for your good friend's big red envelope
Dear husband, thank you for your dedication this year, your love and your company.
30. I am trying to become popular, saying that friendship is priceless, because a red envelope can't betray our feelings. [Yi tooth] [Yi tooth] The amount is arbitrary [insidious] See how much I can accept, and a penny is also love! Look who deleted me. Look who caught me. Don't pretend not to see [get angry]. I will remember you and wait for you [shyly]! [snickering] [snickering]
3 1. Your hard work and sweat are in the red envelope. I want to keep it in my heart.
I am lucky to know you, and the care of my friends is spreading all the time.
33. Let's * * * raise our glasses, look forward to a safe and happy life, and * * * wish friendship everlasting! Thank you!
34. Thank you, dear Hong Bao.
35. Thank you for the gift and the red envelope. Thank you for your kindness. I wish you a happy birthday and all your wishes come true in the future.
Thank you for sheltering me from the wind and rain on the road of life.
37. Thank my husband for the little changes he has made for me in the past ten years, and let me see how much you love me.
Honey, if you feel tired outside, you must remember to go home. No matter how late it is, my children and I will wait for you.
39. Thanks to the positive energy around me, I will always try to be a good person.
40. Thank you for your red envelope. I hope our relationship is getting better and better.
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