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Q: Do you know who is the beggar's grandfather?
Chronology of Beggars' Clubs in Jin Yong's Novels About 900 Beggars' Clubs were established in the Tang Dynasty, and the leader created about 950 skills of 18 Dragon Palm and dog stick. The third generation of champions improved the method of beating dogs with sticks, and their strength soared in the Northern Song Dynasty1062-Xuan Ci, Wang Jiantong and other Wulin heroes were instigated by Murong Bo to rob and kill Xiao Yuanshan, a Qidan. Xiao Yuanshan's wife was killed, and Xiao Yuanshan jumped off a cliff before he died, leaving his son Xiao Feng behind. -Wang Jiantong and others repented after learning the truth, and put Xiao Feng in foster care at the home of Qiao Sanhuai, a farmer at the foot of Shaoshi Mountain, and renamed it1071-nine-year-old was rescued by Shaolin monks when he was fighting tigers. Later, Qiao Feng was often given martial arts 1087 to complete a series of tasks, and stood the test and served as the leader of the Beggars' Sect. On the day of his succession to the throne, he personally wrote a secret letter about his life experience, instructing Ma Dayuan, the deputy king, and others to kill him as soon as they have anti-Han tendencies to avoid future troubles. As a queen, she won the reputation of "Murong in the north and Murong in the south" with her excellent martial arts. 109 1 Ma Dayuan was killed by his master throat lock. In Jianghu, it is suspected that Murong in Gusu did it, and "deal with a man as he deals with you". 1092 Zhou Su, Quanet al. led the elders of Song, Chen and Si Wu to murder after learning their life story. Qiao Feng was very sad when he learned that he was a Khitan. He cleared his name for the four elders and left the Beggars' Sect. Many people in Jianghu who are related to Qiao Feng's life experience were killed, and everyone thinks Qiao Feng did it. Qiao Feng was renamed Feng Xiaoju Xianzhuang. In World War I, Xiao Feng killed many heroes in Jianghu and broke up with beggars' gangs. Xiao Feng is eager to avenge his father and find out "the eldest brother". I didn't expect the people in Yanmenguan World War I to be killed one after another. Ah Zhu pretended to know from Ma Dayuan's widow, Kang Min, that dali town Nanwang Duan was the "leading brother". After accidentally injuring Zhu, I learned from Kang Min that Ma Dayuan was killed by He Kang Min. Bai Shijing suddenly appeared and was killed by a mysterious man in black with a lock throat. Arjun entrusted to take his sister A Zi to see Liao. Put down the rebellion and serve as the king of the South Courtyard. 1093 Beggars' Sect is leaderless, and they met the martial arts expert You Tan Zhi. Quan Guanqing took him in and made him a leader. 1093 The Beggars' Sect fought with the Stars' Sect. You Tan Zhi succumbed to Ding Chunqiu and was despised by the Beggars' Sect. Wu Changfeng led a group of just men to execute Quan. After a series of changes in Shaolin Temple, Xiao Yuanshan appeared, revealing the truth that many people were killed in Jianghu. Xiao Yuanshan and Murong Bo converted to Buddhism. Your Tan Zhi was interrupted by Xiao Feng's eighteen palms. 1094 Xiao Feng refused to send troops to the northern song dynasty and broke up with yeluhongji. (Note: Northern Song Dynasty 960- 1 127) In Yanmenguan, Xiao Feng passed on all the martial arts of the beggars' sect to Xu Zhu, and then died for decades of peace between the two peoples. About 1 1 10 The Beggars' Sect chose a young hero in Lingjiu Palace to learn martial arts from Xu Zhu, and took over as the leader. During the Southern Song Dynasty, about 1 195 Huashan discussed swords, and Hong Qigong, the leader of the Beggars' Sect, won the title of "Northern Beggars" for his superb martial arts. Hong Qigong has been leading beggars against nomads. 12 18 Hong Qigong met Guo Jing and Huang Rong because of his gluttony, and accepted them as disciples. Hong Qigong came to Peach Blossom Island to help Guo Jing marry Huang Rong. When Hong Qigong left Peach Blossom Island, he was injured by Ouyang Feng's tricks and lost his martial arts, so he passed the position of king to Huang Rong. Debate between the school of clean clothes and the school of dirty clothes. Yang Kang stole dog stick from Huang Rong and pretended to be the new Wang to receive Qiu at the beggar's guild meeting. Yang Kang's trick was discovered by Huang Rong, and Huang Rong returned pretending to be the king. 12 19 Huang Rong secretly led the beggars' sect to help Guo Jing attack the state of Jin. Genghis Khan betrayed his beliefs and began to attack the Southern Song Dynasty. 1220 Guo Jing and Huang Rong began to guard Xiangyang. 1240 Ouyang Feng and Hong Qigong competed at the peak of Huashan Mountain, both of them died of old age and their physical strength declined. 1243 Huang Rong was pregnant again, so the position of king was given to Lu Youjiao. At the Wulin Congress, Mongolian teacher Jin Lunwang and other provocations were repelled by Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl. 1260 Lu Youjiao was killed. At the meeting of the Beggars' Sect, an unknown man, Master He, tried to seize the leader of the Beggars' Sect with strange martial arts, and was caught and killed by Yang Guo. Yeluzi was king. Guo Jing handed the eighteen palms of the dragon to Yeluqi, who had only learned fifteen palms. Xiangyang soldier, Yang Guo killed the Mongolian emperor with a flying stone, and solved the siege. From then on, heroes all over the world listened to Yang Guo's orders. 12765438+ Xiangyang city was broken, and Guo Jing and Huang Rong were martyred. During the Yuan Dynasty (about 1327), Shi Huolong, the leader of the Beggars' Sect, was paralyzed because of his poor internal skills while practicing the eighteen strokes of the dragon. After that, he and his wife went to the mountains to look for a panacea for treating diseases, and handed over the affairs of the Beggars' Sect to two elders, namely, two faucets, palm sticks and palm bowls. 1347 Beggars' disciple Chen Youliang and others tried to rob Lingshe Island and Tulong Island, but Xie Xun drove them away. 1347 the stone dragon was killed by Chen Youliang and captured body double as the king. 1348 Zhang Wuji came to the Beggars' Guild to look for Xie Xun, and together with the son of the yellow-shirted girl (netizen called Yang Yaoqin), he revealed the true face of the fake leader, and the Beggars' Guild was changed to Hongshi, the female history of Shi Huolong. Beggars began to decline. In the Ming Dynasty, Xie Feng, as the leader of the Beggars' Sect, participated in the Wulin Congress to discuss the elimination of the Sun and Moon Shintoism, and showed his shocking martial arts. Wu, a disciple of Beggars' Sect166/KLOC-0 in Qing Dynasty, secretly joined the Heaven and Earth Society and tried to do something important in the Qing government, and was later killed. Beggars' Sect Leader of Xinghan 1780 Fan, his martial arts is not so good. He was lured by the imperial court to hurt Pei Hu, but Pei Hu was unable to fight back. At this time, the beggars' gangs are far less powerful than the Red Flower Club. Edit this real Beggars' Sect: Anyone who has read the martial arts novels directly managed by the Ming and Qing Dynasties is familiar with the name "Beggars' Sect". Many people think that since it is called "Beggars' Sect", it must be a gang in the Jianghu, but at least in the Ming and Qing Dynasties, Beggars' Sect was directly controlled by the imperial court. The name "Beggars' Sect Leader" is of course a novelist's creation. In beggar society, the leaders who rule beggars, big and small, are collectively called "beggars' gang leaders". They have supreme power in the beggar world. In the eyes of government gentry, businessmen and scholars, the ranking order of beggars is "nine sons and ten beggars". Even if he is a "leader", he belongs to the last stream of the "lowest stream" and no one respects him. But in the world of beggars, he is the emperor, and his rules are the golden rule. If he does, it's good advice. Anyone who doesn't listen will be dealt with according to the "family law", which is simply three points stricter than the "national law". Beggars have committed "crimes", and their heads are actually sitting in court asking questions like the government, from slapping and spanking to three knives and six holes-giving you a seven-inch steel knife to poke three knives at will, but each knife must be pierced; To make matters worse, you can cut off your nose, gouge out your eyes, chop off your hands and feet until you drown, hang yourself, stone you to death, or beat you to death with a stick. This kind of "family law" is protected by the "royal law" just like the "family law" of all ethnic groups. Those who have been punished, even if they have the courage to go to the county government, will be scolded for "committing a minor crime" when Grandpa hears that a beggar is suing the beggar's head. If the case is light, it will be blown to the next hall, and if it is heavy, it will take 40 days. As for beggars who have been executed, they have been exempted from all taxes, money and food since they joined the beggars' gang, and even have no hukou. Township officials and local officials don't want to take care of these unprofitable businesses! It is said that after Zhu Yuanzhang took charge of the world, the beggars' heads in the counties of the Ming Dynasty were sealed at the same time with the city gods of the counties. The difference is that those who were named as city gods were all dead heroes, while those who were named beggars were all living junior non-commissioned officers who had made meritorious deeds but made small mistakes. On the one hand, Zhu Yuanzhang made them hereditary "leaders of beggars' gangs", on the other hand, he clearly stipulated that beggars were not allowed to study, and girls were not allowed to bind their feet when giving birth. -in those days, men were not allowed to be officials without studying, and women were not allowed to marry into a large family of gentry officials without binding their feet. Therefore, it can be said that this is "the emperor's kindness is mighty", and it can also be said that it is "expulsion from the army and dismissal" and will no longer be employed; This is both a favor and a punishment. Beggars' heads also have "levels", the lowest being the township level, and there are also county levels and government levels above them, which are governed from top to bottom. Beggars' heads are not only under the jurisdiction of leaders at the higher regimental level, but also under the jurisdiction of local officials at the same level, such as magistrates, county magistrates and township officials. Zhu Yuanzhang sealed the beggar's head, probably only at the provincial level, never at the national level. During Jiajing period of Ming Dynasty, the traitor Yan Song was served by Zou Yinglong and others. Zhu Houzong, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, took a surname of his prince in Wuyingdian, copied his home and killed his son Yan Shifan. But after reading his "Twenty Years of Active Dictatorship", I gave him a silver bowl and a pair of gold chopsticks, and asked him to beg, making him "the first beggar in the world" and in charge of all the prefectures and counties in the country. But the people hated him, and no one gave him alms wherever he went. He starved to death in Yinwan Hutong, Beijing. After Yan Song's death, he was finally recognized as the "granddaddy" by beggars' gangs, and he was offered incense by beggars of all sizes. These beggars, big and small, like emperors and princes, have received the imperial seal and can be handed down from generation to generation. When the emperor succeeded to the throne, he got the national decree; Beggars inherited the throne with "tokens" recognized by local beggars at that time, such as a special dog stick or an old bamboo root canal. For example, the head of a beggar in Wuzhen, Jiaxing, Zhejiang Province is "Hangzhou Xiaohei", and his ancestral "token" is an old bamboo tube. That pipe is full of yellow, red and yellow, but it looks good. "Hangzhou Xiaohei" couldn't put it down, and people who didn't know him thought he was an opium ghost. Shelters are generally funded by wealthy local individuals or many people. Commonly known as "begging house". It used to be for homeless people. On both sides of the six gates in Wuzhen, Jiaxing, Zhejiang Province, there is a pair of stone couplets: "Only temporary residence is allowed; You can't live in Changchuan. " Although the name is ugly, the scale of the shelter is not small, with at least seven or eight rooms. No one can take care of such a spacious house, so usually shelters everywhere become beggars' public servants. Beggars, wives and children live in the main room, and the hall in the middle is the "court" of Beggars, where interrogations, executions and spanking can be seen by beggars of all sizes. In addition, there is a warehouse for storing all kinds of miscellaneous grains. Beggars, large and small, live in the upper bunk of two corridors according to the principle of gender difference. There are pigs, sheep, chickens and ducks behind the house. There are more than 200 beggars in a "township-level" shelter, but only 30 to 40 people live in the shelter. Some of them go out to beg for money every day, and when they come back that night, they have to pay a "case"-three or five pence or a few meters; Some people raise chickens, ducks, pigs and sheep at home, and beggars pay monthly allowances, which is similar to hiring long-term workers; There are also some people who are "businesses" in the kingdom of beggars-beggars violate family rules and are responsible for punishment (equivalent to law enforcement elders); There are "backward roads" or "frozen corpses" on the ground, all of which are carried to the land of justice and buried, and then paid by local insurance. Of course, he is also a beggar who needs to run errands at home. Those poor people who have a family but no food have become beggars, but they can still live in their own homes, just paying their share every month and absolutely obeying the jurisdiction of beggars, otherwise they will not be able to beg on the ground! Beggars in the Song and Yuan Dynasties seemed to be in charge of the funeral of the local dead. Because this is a "dirty" profession, most people refuse to do it. After Wu Dalang was poisoned by Pan Jinlian in Water Margin, Uncle He Jiu, the leader of the Beggars' Sect, took the Beggars' Sect to his funeral. The Water Margin is a story written in Song Dynasty, but the author is from the end of Yuan Dynasty. It can be seen that there was such a custom at least in the Yuan Dynasty. People who don't know the inside story of beggars' gangs only think that a person is poor enough to beg. But they don't know that the bottom of human society is still divided into third-rate and ninth-rate, and there are still higher and lower levels, each with its own business and territory, and it is absolutely not allowed to confuse them. Roughly speaking, beggars can be divided into professional beggars and amateur beggars. At first, beggars and "amateurs" sounded like a joke, but within the beggar gang, it was not surprising. The so-called "amateur" means that this person originally had another job and had to make a temporary guest appearance because of urgent or special changes or difficulties.
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