Who can tell some funny jokes?

Example: (Little Tree), I will plant you.

The child is noisy: (Tangyuan Tangyuan), I will (eat) you.

Comments: It's so cute! ~

Make sentences with "if"

Children make trouble: don't drink juice if it tastes bad.

Comments: Can't waste! ~

Make sentences with "as long as ..."

Children's creation: my brother defecates as soon as he eats.

Comments: Don't make random sentences! ~

Make sentences with "innocent"

The children said, it's really hot today.

Comments: You are so naive! ~

Make a sentence with "immediately"

Children: I ride a horse to see the scenery.

Comments: Come to the teacher right away! ~

Make sentences with "Tianya Haijiao"

Children's Creation: My sister ran to the ends of the earth.

Comments: Your sister can really run! ~

Make a sentence with "once again" ... Here we go again ... "

The child is noisy: Mom's legs are thick and thin.

Comments: Does your mother dare to be a monster?

Make sentences with "one by one"

Children's Creation: It's 6 o'clock, and my father has gone home one after another.

Comments: How many dads do you have?

China's article, which annoys foreigners, uses only one pronunciation throughout.

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