I don't want to be a queen, I am a queen.

In Tiny Times, the favorite character is Gu Li. She lives a natural and unrestrained life, is free and easy, has sharp words, is good at telling cold jokes, and has a "stainless steel mouth and a cotton candy heart". In the novel, her classic quotations are as wonderful as her.

classic quotations from Gu Li

1. Dad, who doesn't have black history? But if you take out this video again and bring it to me, I will enlarge the picture of you wearing open-backed pants as a child and hang it on the elevator of your company with gold edges.

2. Open a financial magazine, not only making mistakes in tax calculation, but also not admitting mistakes! This is as outrageous as teaching how to braise dog meat in a pet magazine!

3. "This is not a merger of companies with normal business ethics at all, but a son of a bitch who took advantage of the girl's sudden loss of her father and grief and vulnerability to rob in troubled waters. This is simply a naked hooligan! Do you understand? "

"I understand!" (Tang Wanru said)

"You don't know shit! Will someone play hooligans on you? You want to be beautiful! "

4. Do I have to invite Gong Ming to chicken pot or aunt dumplings to beat him? ... can I?

5. You forgot to take your medicine again. Do you need to be in a mental hospital? "Reserve a seat for you.

6. Did it crash? Do you need to help you restart

7. We are like the phantom of the midnight, just like the Daredevil whose shadow disappears in the wind

8. Cultivate troops for a thousand days and use them for a while. I've raised you for so long, it's time to send you to the battlefield.

9. Gong Ming? Do you do whatever he says? Are you his dog? You haven't been in ME long. Do you remember your last name? My care is not as important to you as your job! You call me selfish, why don't you look at yourself

1. Don't tell me about friendship! Are you being so hysterical now to tell me about friendship? No, Lin Xiao! You did it for a man! Do you think you are just a teenage girl? A man is bigger than the sky, and you can't live without him? ! You deserve to be tortured by men and dumped by men, tortured by Jian Xi and dumped by Zhou Chongguang!

11. What are your values? Huh? ! What's your value? ! Your value is to be a obedient little assistant all your life; Your value is being used to calculate me! Your value is that you have been cheated by others, and you will not only come back crying and beg me after kicking it away!

12. You deserve it! You deserve to be tortured to death with Jian Xi.

13. I live easily? ! I am superior? ! Lin Xiao, polish your dog's eyes and show me clearly! My father died on my birthday. Now he is a handful of ashes in the urn. I will burn a handful of paper money after lighting the candle every birthday! My mother, who has been calling for more than 2 years, has nothing to do with me. She scolded my conscience at my father's grave and was eaten by a dog! And my real mother, I don't even know who she is, dead or alive! As for my boyfriend, I can't even see a shadow now, and I think my best friend is you. Ten seconds ago, I said I was ashamed of me! How's that? This is my life. Do you want it? I'll change it for you now. Do you want it?

14. Nanxiang, if you are killed by him one day, I won't be responsible for collecting your body.

15. If you get drunk today, you will sleep on the street when your house is gone.

16. Is Jian Xi gone? Do you have a feeling that your life is complete now

17. These days, others are unreliable and can only believe in themselves. When the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods.

18. Think clearly, you and I are grasshoppers tied to a rope.

19. "Who is his (her) friend? ! ..... We are lovers, cheers. "(in chorus with Gu Yuan)

2. If I miss today's engagement ceremony, I have to go to your wedding ceremony and ruin it.

Little Age Gu Li

21. So, my dog's nails were cut by my servant Lucy.

22. I am better than you. I'm just stating the objective facts to the dean, which is not a trick.

23. Don't you think this is another successful classic that can be written into teaching cases after the acquisition of Shenggu?

24. Dear, I also want to carry all my things in one bag, but I'm not as strong as you.

25. As a writer, I'm full of calluses. It's not because I write, sister. I'm ashamed of you.

26. It's impossible. With your big figure, you can squeeze into any narrow lane. The door of the high school dormitory is not too narrow, and you just slipped in with olive oil.

27. Everyone, including myself, is stupid sometimes! It is precisely because of this that everyone should have the right to be forgiven once

28. Yes, you are right, barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes. But when I have no shoes to wear, you will die. You

29. You are a chicken, and you are still busy paying a New Year call to the weasel.

3. I feel like touching a golden hoop when I touch your hand.

31. If I have a dog, it will wag its tail at me, instead of grinning like you and biting the hand that feeds it. <

34. My dad was cremated, and there is only ashes but no bones below.

35. Don't help others bitch their pants until your * * * is cleaned. You'd better take care of your little shit.

36. Those who have poured cold water on me will be boiled and returned to them one day.

37. It's better to say that it doesn't matter than to swallow it. I look like what you are

38. Yes, you are like a queen eight now. " (When Tang Wanru asked Gu Li, "I am like a queen now.

39. Love without substance is like a plate of sand. It doesn't need to be blown by the wind, but it will be scattered after two steps.

4. "Rape? Or rape you in the bathroom? You want to be beautiful! How old you are, and you still have such unrealistic daydreams all day. There will be no pie in the sky. You are dead! " (Just like Tang)

Gu Li

41. Air humidifier? What is an air humidifier? There is no such thing in the world. Don't just name things for granted. Who do you think you are, Edison? I tell you, all air conditioners in the world have their own humidification function

42. Lin Xiao, every time you lie, you will make up all the details to the fullest. Just say "I don't know", and you can say a small paper of 3 words.

43. Nanxiang, this is worse than the traditional Chinese medicine you drank when you had dysmenorrhea! Rwanda? Is there something wrong with the taste of people in that place? Their taste buds will not be secreting royal jelly all the time! ? This thing is bitter, and it can make Chinese cabbage, which considers itself unlucky, angry alive.

44. Sorry, Susan, I have to hang up first. I' ll call you back in a minute and 4 seconds. I don' t know why. There' s a woman here who insists on brushing me with something like a shovel several times while I' m on the phone ...

45. Buffett is the biggest * * * in the world-but I love him!

46. Of course, there is a novel called Until the Last Sentence. If I were you, I would just wait until the last nail came down. Come on, you and Nanxiang should stay in Nanjing first. Let me handle the rest. I'll go to the man first. As long as I'm in care, there's nothing I can't handle. Nanxiang just robbed him of 2 thousand, but didn't kill him.

47. Pull down the visor. Why don't you take off? "(Gu Li said to Lin Xiao when I took the train for the first time)

48. You can't ruin my LV with vomit like Tang Wanru! I won't trip over the same stone twice!

49. "Can't you smell your body? You are now like a tuna that has been dead in the men's room for five days, and it smells like being put in a kimchi jar for a few days and then fished up! " (to Lin Xiao, who is tired and refuses to take a bath)

5. Gu Li took a deep breath, put down his knife and fork and said to Yilan Lin, "Mom, this is my brother, Gu Zhun." (When Gu Zhun and Yilan Lin appear at the PARTY at the same time)

51. "Tang Wanru, is this your bra or what? How does it look like a T-shirt? " I heard a crash in the kitchen.

52. She looked at the three of us, shook her head in distress and picked up the phone. "Lucy, the driver of the second car will call me when it is near the door. Meanwhile, you can start the third car."

53. "Did you just get dressed and take a shower?" Nan Xiang gave Gu Li a white look and said, "I just finished washing clothes." Gu Li continued to drink soup and said, "So you just wore it out?"

54、NO! Sister and elder sister are completely different species! Just like aunt and aunt! Creatures of two worlds! If it was an accident that they splashed me with mud like a Dalmatian, then that kid called me big sister, which was a deliberate insult! On purpose! Insult

55. Now the whole school knows that someone has looked at your milk. Do you want to yell at the abdomen again? I'm worried that the old man in the mailroom downstairs missed this wonderful broadcast.

56. Of course I'm talking about Nanxiang. If it's Tang Xiangru, I'll ask you if she poured the man into a pile of coke with sulfuric acid and buried it in a cornfield outside Songjiang Expressway.

57. Yes, that's too bad. My father's lover and my biological mother turned out to be a palace. What can I do?

58. "Tang Wanru, your bowl is too big! What do you eat with it? "(Actually, Tang Wanru just took out her footbath to put it in the toilet ...)

59." I'd rather go out than leave it at home. " (Describe the importance of The Times of the Month to her)

6. Yes, * * *, it's not easy for you to raise me so much.

stills from Gu Li's childhood

61. Besides crying, making noise, beating me, and wiping your tears and snot on my dad's stiff and pale body, what else can you do? You are 5 years old, not 15. Have you lived in Disneyland all your life?

62. You are so thin that you are almost sashimi. Sooner or later, those two things on your chest will fall with a thud.

63. Mom, for the sake of the White Snake and the God of Wealth, can you attend my birthday without wearing that dress that almost leaves the whole thing out? I doubt that you need to put your breasts on the plate at the dining table when you eat. Don't you think that looks like a main course? Roast suckling pig or fresh papaya or something ... ""Dad, if you don't come back for my birthday that day, I will cut all the cigars in your study into pieces of one centimeter. Are you kidding? Oh no, I'm serious. When have you ever seen me joking?

64. If you insist on using red napkins and gold knives and forks, please put a few more words on the wall for me and prepare a bridal chamber for me after dinner.

65. "I'd rather be pregnant!" (until Neil comes back)

66. "You must be from Yangcheng Lake. Look at this meat. It's strong and stout." (Tang Wanru said that she is as hot as a hairy crab)

67. "The expression is like a senior * * * telling me that she is not for sale!" (When PRADA refused to sell it to Gu Li's Christmas Bear)

68. That's a bit difficult. My grandmother has already been buried in the ground. ""It's still burnt to ashes, so don't turn her old man's house out of the soil to dry ...

69. Dad, if you're not going to a Hawaiian grass skirt party, please change the tie with spring flowers around your neck now.

7. Oh, in fact, nirvana is a soft texture.

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72. You don't ask if your son is worthy of me!

73. You really look like a queen now ...

74. You are such a big mobile phone facade that you can't spend money by credit card. What a scandal?

75. For a weak-willed person like you, Fiona Fang is a hundred meters away. What can you do except sleep?

76. Have you been beaten? You are kidding! Who did this early in the morning? That man is sick! (After putting on makeup for Tang Wanru)

77. I don't think white candlesticks and picture frames should be placed on the dining table. After all, this is not a funeral, what do you think?

78. Unfortunately, I completed my double bachelor's degree in four years. More unfortunately, my other major is international finance, and most unfortunately, my score in financial geography is A++.

79. Your grandmother is a ghost story, and your whole family is a ghost story! Also, if you dare to use words like' la' or' somebody else' in front of me again in the future, I swear I will bury you in the ground and dig you up.

8. Lin Xiao, this * * * belongs to Jian Xi, right? Why is it in your box? What? When did your * * * become so big? And which damn brand actually makes women * * * into Boxer style? Wicked!

81. Up to now, we haven't made any substantial progress, because my great father gave 2% of the company's shares to an inexplicable person named Mr. I can't find it even if I die, or who knows who it is.

82. Do you know Lin Xiao? Today, it's my turn, and I really understand that sentence. Everyone, including myself, is stupid at times. Because of this, everyone should have the right to be forgiven once.

83. It's impossible. With your figure, which narrow lane can you squeeze into? The door of the high school dormitory is not too narrow, right? You just slipped in with olive oil. (to Tang Wanru)

84. For people like you who don't often wear high heels and dresses, this must be a disaster. One minute you are trying to seduce men, and the next you will step on your skirts? Yes, and then the whole person fell into my birthday cake.

85. Lan Jue! Poison his champagne!

86. Mom, I can share everything in my life with you, except my wardrobe.

87. Youth is a short-lived dream. When you wake up, it has already disappeared without a trace.

88. Youth will eventually decay. Time is fair to everyone. No one can afford to lose unless they are fresh in recent years.

89. I am angry.